🐮 Lolcow Christopher Phillip Moore / Tiffany Michelle Moore / SaraTonin - IT'S MA'AM

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Fangsofjeff said:
Lmao is this prostitution?

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You'd have to be stuck in the desert to be that thirsty.

brutal poodle said:
Oh god, something about his face in this picture is making my fight/flight response go berserk. It’s more uncanny valley than those fucking human androids. Imagine what it’s like in motion and having to wake up and see that every day... *shudder*

I’m getting really bad vibes from this dude. He is probably a terrible abusive father who prioritizes his sex life and drugs over his child or pet’s needs. The latter is blatantly apparent. At least wait to troon out until your kid is an adult, jeez... this kid’s life must be a living hell.
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LET MA'AM IN!
 
In one of the other troon threads there's a screencap from Reddit, IIRC, of a troon complaining about their ex getting custody of their "NB kiddo." Coincedence?

How child protection services haven't taken that poor boy into care astounds me. His Father is clearly a junkie paedo and, as the Gamestop video proves, he has a violent temper too.
 
IIRC, New Mexico has medical marijuana, so the smoking might be tougher to use against him (if he has proper documentation, and no matter what he’s still an idiot for smoking around the asthmatic kid and in his car). The mushrooms though not so much...and he’s posting those blatantly on social media? Hopefully someone calls CPS so that kid can have a chance.
 
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It looks like Jared Letto's Joker, he only needs the D A M A G E D tattoo in his forehead. Looking at the poor kid, his life was fucked from the start by having a meth addicted mom and father who later on started cosplaying as a woman. Not sure how the fuck he got the custody of the boy, both parents are shit.
 
Also I doubt this dude has even taken hormone one. Less authentic than the 2019 model, Jessica Yaniv.
 
Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
If he goes back on the inside, does he quit the troonery?
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Of course not, he probably trooned out so he can be put in the women's prison when he inevitably fucks up again.

ETA: Most of you probably know this already, but in case anyone else is not up to date on things, Sara Tonin is the name of a Sims character. So, maybe his egg hatching story involves devoting too much time to playing Sims and it caused him to troon out.

Sara Tonin - The Simis Wiki
 
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chickenbutt said:
I forgot to mention, his son also has respiratory issues requiring hospital attention, which I'm sure are in no way exacerbated by his primary guardian's proclivity for apparently near-constant drug use. He tags every second photo #stonerchicks or some equivalent: I know a lot of parents who use cannabis in some way or form and are perfectly respectable, but they keep the drugs well away from their kids, restrict their use to times when the kids are asleep or away, and I suspect that Macho Ma'am is not one such parent. I'm also inclined to wonder who tf is looking after the kid and his neglected menagerie of pets while he's tripping on shrooms:
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To be fair, these are not illegal and/or fun drugs, they're his titty skittles - spironolactone 100mg on the left and estradiol 2mg on the right.

Although please note: smoking and HRT/estrogen do not mix well.
 
Fangsofjeff said:
I'm not sure what to make of this picture of their cat, either. I've had some really clumsy cats who ran face first into tons of stuff but they never ended up with an eye like that.
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One of his cats had "the kitty equivalent to a black eye" and I'm sure he has absolutely no idea how that happened. Is "ran face first into something" the kitty equivalent of "I ran into a door?"
 
Plastic Inevitable said:
To be fair, these are not illegal and/or fun drugs, they're his titty skittles - spironolactone 100mg on the left and estradiol 2mg on the right.

Although please note: smoking and HRT/estrogen do not mix well.
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Aaahhhhh, OK - it did occur to me that those might be his horse piss hormones alright. Do the HRT and smoking not work well due to the increased risk of clots? I know that smoking and estrogen independently each have that effect, is it some kind of compounded risk of embolisms or something?
 
Considering his parents, the son probably thinks of his dad as the coolest man woman person in the world. He probably lets his son do all sorts of things that an eleven-year-old would think is awesome and everyone else would think is a terrible thing to let your kid do that young.

It wouldn't surprise me if the son thinks of his father as his best friend, and only if he makes it to adulthood and gets away from him will he be in a position to realise just how fucked up his father actually is. If he gets that far, he'll likely have an intense, fascinating memoir of his childhood to write.
 
Next Task said:
Considering his parents, the son probably thinks of his dad as the coolest man woman person in the world. He probably lets his son do all sorts of things that an eleven-year-old would think is awesome and everyone else would think is a terrible thing to let your kid do that young.

It wouldn't surprise me if the son thinks of his father as his best friend, and only if he makes it to adulthood and gets away from him will he be in a position to realise just how fucked up his father actually is. If he gets that far, he'll likely have an intense, fascinating memoir of his childhood to write.
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That could be another alternative too, a brighter one, especially if Chris is consciously making an effort to the his son's favorite parent (not that he has to try too hard, all things considered).

I'm not too well versed on the whole psychology of narcissism, maybe someone else can fill in the blanks and tell me I got it all wrong, but I can sort of see a narcissistic dad/golden son dynamic being a possibility. He can buy his son's preference with leniency and being the fun wacky dad who rarely sets any boundaries, if ever, and then goes on bragging about his kid being such a cool boy who loves his dadmom so much and parading him and his achievements for "look at me, I'm a single dad raising the best person in town" asspats. That is, as long as the kid complies and validates all the lunacy around him.

Shit will get interesting when the kid grows up and wants to do something else other than spending an afternoon at the fag parade with his old man, not to mention developing opinions that differ from whatever bullshit his dad supports by then.
 
Spastic Colon said:
Does Blaire get all his material from KF? Macho Ma'am is going to be pissed, but he's also going to love it because he'll be getting lots of attention. Of course, with the whole shroom / possibly meth thing and being a single dad, he probably doesn't want too much attention. He is still on parole, isn't he?
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She's definitely a farmer. It probably helps her mentally justify her troonery by looking at the other troon freakshows and saying to herself, "At least I'm not like THAT!"
 
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