Opinion Christmas is Jewish...

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Christmas is Jewish...​

Don’t get me wrong here. My Jewish friends do not celebrate Christmas. Hanukkah, certainly, but Christmas, no.

This year, Hanukkah begins on the evening of Sunday, Dec. 18, and ends on the evening of Monday, Dec. 26. It is a celebration of the dedication of the Second Temple in Jerusalem in the Second Century B.C. Each day, an additional candle is lit on the seven-branched menorah. Lots of psalms are read, special hymns are sung, and generous charity is practiced. Many unseen acts of kindness are done.

Sounds a lot like Christmas, eh?

But Hanukkah is not Christmas. However, Christmas is naturally Jewish.

Mary was Jewish, certainly. Her great song, the Magnificat (you can read it in the first chapter of the Gospel of Luke) was drawn from a well-known Jewish hymn called the Song of Hannah (she was the mother of Samuel, the last of the judges and the first of many Old Testament prophets). The shepherds were Jewish. Joseph, the elderly foster father of Jesus, was Jewish, and so was James, his son from his marriage to Salome who witnessed the Nativity.

And here is the kicker: so was Jesus Jewish, or – rather – so He remains.

According to the fundamentals of the Christian faith, Jesus took His humanity with Him up to heaven at the Ascension. And that humanity was and remains Jewish. It is a humanity that embraces everyone in the world.

If it were not so evil and tragic, anti-Semitism is desperately laughable, as the real joke of it lies in the bare fact that Jesus is Semitic.

It’s the holiday season in which we Christians and Jews need to celebrate our common heritage. And, unfortunately, we need to give a resounding boo, catcall, raspberry and thorough denunciation to anti-Semitism in all its forms. More unfortunately, anti-Semitism is on the rise again.

I wish that were not true, but it is. Lately, a number of rabbis, at services on Friday nights, have been asking their congregants this melancholy question:

“How many of you have given any thought to where you might go if this country becomes more anti-Semitic?”

Quite a few have raised their hands.
I don’t blame my Jewish friends. On Twitter, Facebook, Truth Social, et al., there are references to conspiracies run by George Soros, or that the media is controlled by Jewish cabals. A certain celebrity posted a swastika juxtaposed on the Star of David, over the words “I love King Jesus,” failing to account for the Jewishness of Jesus and the fact that this celebrity was demonstrating an abysmal ignorance of the word “love.”

Then you have a most powerful politician sitting down for dinner with this famous Nazi-admirer along with a rabid anti-Semitic creep who denies that the Shoah, the Holocaust, happened at all.

At the root of these anti-Semitic conspiracy theories is usually a despicable document called “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.” It is despicable because it was produced by the secret police of the Russian Tsar in the early 1900’s just for the purpose of inciting hatred toward the Jews. It was soon shipped over to Germany, where it was read enthusiastically by you-know-who.

There is a horrible and long stupid history of anti-Semitism in Christianity. There have been many insane pseudo-scholarly attempts to demonstrate that Jesus was not Jewish, but that He must have had blond hair and blue eyes.

Yes, people actually wrote this stuff and believed it, especially in the pre-World War II years of Germany, Italy, Spain… and in France… and in England… and yes, here in the United States.

Anti-Semites obviously do not read the Bible, preferring, instead, the spit-laced crazy-making rhetoric of radio and internet harangues. The Infancy narratives of Matthew (chapters 1 and 2) and Luke (also chapters 1 and 2) say many beautiful things, but one of the chief among them is that Jesus was born a Jew, lived a Jew and remains a Jew. This cannot be disputed.

I teach preaching in my Seminary. One of the many hard things we make our clergy do in the Church Year is to make them chant, on the Sunday before Christmas, that great long tongue-twister Scriptural passage of the “Begats.” To wit, Matthew 1.1-16: my favorite entries are Amminadab, Zerubbabel and Jehoshaphat – you try singing those names out loud without stumbling.

Yes, we Orthodox read that, or rather sing that, out loud in the Sunday morning worship service. As you might expect, there have been many stumbles, many linguistic disasters.

I make my students practice this list repeatedly to prepare them for the ordeal. One of them in exasperation (or maybe it was desperation) blurted out, “Why do we have to do this?”

“To demonstrate that the Lord was not some mystical avatar who made an abrupt appearance, but had a history,” I told them. “To show that the Son of God became also the Son of Man – the inheritor of all the Father’s revelation, and the bringer of all His love.”

And then the real kicker. Why all these terribly difficult “begats”?

To show, once and for all, that Christmas is a Jewish thing.
 
I'm gonna say this, respectfully:

No, it's not because it's the celebration of a man you framed as a rebel, got killed, and if you could, in modern time, tell His Mother to abort Him because he's not the Messiah you want.
 
Another classic article where the writer doesn't care for Christianity but thinks they learned some magical phrases of power to manipulate the believers of Christ as if they were some theological warlock casting spells of bogus rhetoric. I wonder what the biblical Gospels say about the particular subject of this text?
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I'm gonna say this, respectfully:

No, it's not because it's the celebration of a man you framed as a rebel, got killed, and if you could, in modern time, tell His Mother to abort Him because he's not the Messiah you want.
The author is a Russian Orthodox Christian.

https://profile.typepad.com/janotec

The idea of Christmas being Jewish is hilarious when many Christians massacred Jews on Christmas to the point where there's a tradition to stay home on Christmas Eve.
 
A jew realized that there's a holiday not wholly framed around them and they're very cross about it.
 
Oddly enough, Hannukah wasn't a big thing until Jews in America saw their children get depressed around December because the Goyim children had something to celebrate and the Jews didn't (because fuck conforming). If it took a Goyim celebration to cause the Jews to have a cause of celebration; this means Hannukah is actually Christian. So if Christmas is actually Jewish, and Hannukah is actually Christian, that means Christmas is actually Christian.

Look, I can be a hobo rule lawyer too.

There have been many insane pseudo-scholarly attempts to demonstrate that Jesus was not Jewish, but that He must have had blond hair and blue eyes.
I've never seen Jesus depicted with blonde hair and blue eyes; he was always had long brown hair and brown eyes. The core of the contention is Jesus being a "Jew" when a lot of who is what is down to the twelve tribes and shit. So it's not "Jesus isn't a Jew," it's that "Jesus isn't of the Pharisees or Sadducees," who are the people who freed a murderer to crucify Jesus.
 
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You greedy assholes already have Chanuwhatever, eight fucking nights and a shit Adam Sandler animated movie. Quit trying to profit off the mass of the guy you killed!

Yeah, yeah it is, especially because you fuckers are why I can get orange chicken on the 25th. L'chaim, you crazy fucks.

Choose your own adventure.
 
Quit your constant bitching because your desert ancestors didn't have an ancient holiday based on the concept of the winter solstice because winter is not such a big deal in the desert.

They weren't as worried about the what appeared to be the "death of the sun" and "rebirth of the sun" in warmer climates. My ancestors were in ice caves worrying whether they'd live through the winter. It's a primal thing.
 
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Oddly enough, Hannukah wasn't a big thing until Jews in America saw their children get depressed around December because the Goyim children had something to celebrate and the Jews didn't (because fuck conforming). If it took a Goyim celebration to cause the Jews to have a cause of celebration; this means Hannukah is actually Christian. So if Christmas is actually Jewish, and Hannukah is actually Christian, that means Christmas is actually Christian.

Look, I can be a hobo rule lawyer too.


I've never seen Jesus depicted with blonde hair and blue eyes; he was always had long brown hair and brown eyes. The core of the contention is Jesus being a "Jew" when a lot of who is what is down to the twelve tribes and shit. So it's not "Jesus isn't a Jew," it's that "Jesus isn't of the Pharisees or Sadducees," who are the people who freed a murderer to crucify Jesus.
The Blue eye thing is always something I saw as an extension of Middle Eastern people seeing Blue Eyes as a sign of the sky and would ward off the evil eye. Also, Blue eyes were seen in some cultures as a connection to the heavens, basically good luck to have a blue eyed child.
 
After decades of hearing it was pagan (Yule or Saturnalia or something), it's nice to see a well-reasoned piece about why Christmas isn't uniquely Christian. Unfortunately, it overlooks the split between Jews and Christians that was finalized with the destruction of the Temple where both worshiped. It also omits the fact that Jesus was not a member of the Jewish sect that survived to become modern rabbinic Judaism. His brand of Judaism was contrary to the whole "fence around the Torah" thing that really took off when people started writing down the sages' arguments, claiming it was an "oral Torah" that had existed since Moses. That kind of thing really set him off. And (making an allowance for the realities of the time and place, and for progressive revelation) Jesus intended to drop the ethnic/genetic component of the religion, embracing outsiders like Samaritans and Romans. (This was already happening in the Hellenic world.) So yes, Jesus was Jewish and there are many elements of 1st century Judaism in the church, which the Orthodox have never forgotten. But that fact has to be interpreted in its historical context, not conflated with present circumstances.
 
“How many of you have given any thought to where you might go if this country becomes more anti-Semitic?”

No no, please don't go. We'd be lost without your moral guidance.

Yes, we Orthodox read that, or rather sing that, out loud in the Sunday morning worship service. As you might expect, there have been many stumbles, many linguistic disasters.

Oh, he's Orthodox.

I make my students practice this list repeatedly to prepare them for the ordeal. One of them in exasperation (or maybe it was desperation) blurted out, “Why do we have to do this?”

Performative submission.

Anti-Semites obviously do not read the Bible,

Sure they do, and the Gospels are crystal clear about who killed Jesus, and why.

I don’t blame my Jewish friends. On Twitter, Facebook, Truth Social, et al., there are references to conspiracies run by George Soros, or that the media is controlled by Jewish cabals.

And you assume these conspiracy 'theories' are false, because they make you sad. They're perfectly true, in the sense that George Soros uses his vast wealth to malevolently attack the societies that gave him and his kind shelter. Lesson learned: Never grasp a viper to your chest.

According to the fundamentals of the Christian faith, Jesus took His humanity with Him up to heaven at the Ascension. And that humanity was and remains Jewish. It is a humanity that embraces everyone in the world.

Pure heresy. It is not Jesus' humanity that is the source of salvation. You are not saved by regarding Jesus as a human, or as a Jew.
 
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