💼 Careercow Christine Pavlina - Speaks to Angels, Mark Foster is her soulmate.

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Harakudoshi said:
If she's psychic, can she imagine what it is I'm thinking I'd do to her?
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Im psychic and can tell, and The Angelic Realms want you to know that you need to put that duck back in your pants. The Angelic Realms do not appreciate Bukkake all over their vessel.

And yes, she IS pretty good looking for a lady in her 40ies. Could earn a good living as MILF-themed escort, if her career in BS ever slows down.
 
A Pumpkin said:
(First time posting, very occasional lurker. I apologize if my post is subpar.)

I stumbled upon Christine maybe 6 months ago. I have a hobby of watching videos of bad "psychics" and nitpicking what they say and do so see where they are lying.

She caught my attention because I watched one of her videos where she actually addresses some thing that irresponsible psychics do, which I don't see that often from people who make a living off of this stuff.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oF-ArCgU5Mo

I subbed but didn't pay too much attention still, until I saw that she was weirdly pushing her own agendas, and sometimes arguing with commenters who questioned her authority.

Christine Pavlina claims to speak directly to the "Angelic Realms" and that angels "cry" when people do bad things or don't believe her. The Angels chose to speak through their because they needed someone "nonthreatening" who was like a "fluffy bunny" (*cough*). She claims the Angelic Realms want, and ensure, Bernie's presidency, if you have any spiritual issue it's because your vibration is too low (apparently she never actually offers good advice in any of her expensive readings), and don't you dare call her an insane fraud, because... well here, let the Angels tell you:


https://youtube.com/watch?v=-INM6BWvmjM
Here is a thread with information on her and her family's history of fraud. Did I mention she used to work in marketing? That was before the Angelic Realms guided her to YouTube.

https://m.reddit.com/r/occult/comments/49q36p/christine_pavlina_is_a_fraud/


Here's a few more things that might stick out

She channeled Jesus Christ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f9s8-S-R_Bc
Why Mark Foster is her soulmate and how the Angels totally want her to be with a famous musician to spread love across the world

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pTFWvixgbo0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mpI78eqHfE0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XXoBYXNLMkA
(There are 9 or 10 videos she's made reguarding hooking up with this guy.)

Angels are kind of bullies. Shes just going along with what they want her to say.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K3IHmjDt1iw
Edit: I'm an idiot, I've been typing "Christina" instead of Christine
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It's amazing how times change, isn't it, Kiwis? A few years ago, someone like this would be locked in this lovely building where she would be hosed down with ice water and periodically subjected to electrical shocks.

Now we simply give them Youtube Channels and let the amusement of onlookers fly.

What a marvelous age.
 
Fapcop said:
Im psychic and can tell, and The Angelic Realms want you to know that you need to put that duck back in your pants. The Angelic Realms do not appreciate Bukkake all over their vessel.

And yes, she IS pretty good looking for a lady in her 40ies. Could earn a good living as MILF-themed escort, if her career in BS ever slows down.
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You automatically jump to sexual. How do you know I wasn't referring to egging her face?
 
A Pumpkin said:
(First time posting, very occasional lurker. I apologize if my post is subpar.)
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this isn't a fucking fanfic and we're not going to heap insincere praise on you about doing so well on your first try. your OP is shit, you're shit, and you should kill yourself for shitting this out, you precious little cultural virgin
 
She's probably going to murder someone to balance Karma.

Crazy bitch
 
I fucking hate professional psychics. I especially hate psychics who tell potential customers to be skeptical of all other psychics except themselves. Like this bitch here and her "hex-removal isnt real when other people do it, but my exorcisms are totally real you guys, because a negative entity once showed up and literally punched me in the face" bullshit.

I wonder how long it is before her spirit friends guide her towards this thread?
 
 
she's such a delightful mix of charlatan and crazy person. Its like she started out her adult life as a typical marketing narcissist, but her mind imploded and because her bullshitting game was so strong she started believing her own nonsense.
 
r00 said:
she's such a delightful mix of charlatan and crazy person. Its like she started out her adult life as a typical marketing narcissist, but her mind imploded and because her bullshitting game was so strong she started believing her own nonsense.
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That's the vibe I get too.

I just saw her video of "The Craft" (that movie about teen witches) and she says she has a bachelors for screenwriting.


For anyone interested, here is her video about Atheists. It's the only one I've seen where comments and ratings have been removed.

 
This is the most mental thing i've seen in a while. She's like a Maria Bamford character. Bizarrely, many of the people commenting are even more retarded than she is.
 
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Wow. That was the most cult leader one I've seen yet. Thanks for posting it.

I also see that in her video on why she was chosen to be ~The Voice~, she claims she has been given the title of Acended Master. So not only is she on the level of Jesus and Buddha, but she's somehow still alive. Not well versed but I think you have to be dead/ done with reincarnating.

I wonder if this is a "no attention as a child" scenario.
 
OtterParty said:
this isn't a fucking fanfic and we're not going to heap insincere praise on you about doing so well on your first try. your OP is shit, you're shit, and you should kill yourself for shitting this out, you precious little cultural virgin
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lol calm down

I'm so here for this. "spiritual" crazy is my favorite kind of crazy.
 
Her video well is running a tad dry, she's still pushing for Bernie in her latest. I see her thoughts going like this.

Bernie wins: I'm right! And this couldn't have happened without me, the Blonde Massiah, guiding all of you to think in the exact same way.

Bernie is not elected: Everyone's vibration was too low :( Angels are crying. Atheists have too much free will and bad karma so the new president is to punish them.
 
Fapcop said:
And yes, she IS pretty good looking for a lady in her 40ies. Could earn a good living as MILF-themed escort, if her career in BS ever slows down.
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She looks like a cross between JK Rowling and that crazy Fox News bitch. Ann Coulter or whatever her name is, with the hinky man-neck.

I wonder how she'll react when Bernie inevitably loses the presidency. Does she even have fans that are really relying on her, or is it just socks asspatting her? She can't possibly have a following when she's this delusional. I mean, psychics are all insane, but even for them, making really distinct predictions that can easily be proven wrong (i.e. "Bernie will become president!") is a risky endeavor. They're usually intentionally vague with the purpose of drawing idiots into their services. If you can make some vague prediction that applies to everyone and in no way can be properly proved wrong ("You will have many trials, but also numerous successes", "Things seem to be looking up for you!", or "Love will soon work its way into your life"), it can trick just about any moron with a credit card into buying your stuff forever.
 
Bitch I Might Be said:
She looks like a cross between JK Rowling and that crazy Fox News bitch. Ann Coulter or whatever her name is, with the hinky man-neck.

I wonder how she'll react when Bernie inevitably loses the presidency. Does she even have fans that are really relying on her, or is it just socks asspatting her? She can't possibly have a following when she's this delusional. I mean, psychics are all insane, but even for them, making really distinct predictions that can easily be proven wrong (i.e. "Bernie will become president!") is a risky endeavor. They're usually intentionally vague with the purpose of drawing idiots into their services. If you can make some vague prediction that applies to everyone and in no way can be properly proved wrong ("You will have many trials, but also numerous successes", "Things seem to be looking up for you!", or "Love will soon work its way into your life"), it can trick just about any moron with a credit card into buying your stuff forever.
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Bernie is not even a democrat anymore, so good luck with that.
 
Sylvia Browne got away with entirely wrong predictions until the day she died, including telling a family to stop looking for their lost son because he was dead (he turned up alive). There's a "Stop Sylvia Browne" site that details these things I believe.

Her commenters seem real to me, but as r00 stated before, they're boarderline exceptional.
 
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