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Sometimes on the internet, you stumble across some bizarre people. However, bizarre probably doesn't even begin to describe the subject of this thread. Her name? Christina Mistretta.
Christina Mistretta is unique in that she is a rare example of what we might call a "womanchild". She has a YouTube channel with nearly 45,000 subscribers as of this writing. How she got these subscribers is unknown.
She enjoys shows such as Little Einsteins, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Sesame Street, and Barney and Friends. She records clips of these shows off her TV and never seems to stop making videos, all of which feel as if they were recorded with a rotted potato.
Each one of these videos will make you want to die a little inside. You've got your random poorly-recorded title cards...
...videos where she bafflingly records her channel guide...
...and other videos that are downright inexplicable:
Christina had a channel description once, providing some further insight on her, but when I tried to find it to make this thread, alas, it was gone. Her Twitter, @ChrisMis21, is locked and can only be unlocked by request.
Further investigation into her channel reveals even more strange videos.
Perhaps most confusingly, she has dozens upon dozens of videos that are just clips of characters sleeping. Not as common are videos of characters singing lullabies. She has a whole playlist (called "Mickey's Favorite Lullabies") that is the same clip of Mickey sleeping set to different music. Here is just one of them:
Of course, I probably haven't even covered the tip of the iceberg for this lady, but I need to stop typing for now, because my arms are starting to hurt, and I don't want to get carpal tunnel syndrome.
Christina Mistretta is unique in that she is a rare example of what we might call a "womanchild". She has a YouTube channel with nearly 45,000 subscribers as of this writing. How she got these subscribers is unknown.
She enjoys shows such as Little Einsteins, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Sesame Street, and Barney and Friends. She records clips of these shows off her TV and never seems to stop making videos, all of which feel as if they were recorded with a rotted potato.
Each one of these videos will make you want to die a little inside. You've got your random poorly-recorded title cards...
...videos where she bafflingly records her channel guide...
...and other videos that are downright inexplicable:
Christina had a channel description once, providing some further insight on her, but when I tried to find it to make this thread, alas, it was gone. Her Twitter, @ChrisMis21, is locked and can only be unlocked by request.
Further investigation into her channel reveals even more strange videos.
Perhaps most confusingly, she has dozens upon dozens of videos that are just clips of characters sleeping. Not as common are videos of characters singing lullabies. She has a whole playlist (called "Mickey's Favorite Lullabies") that is the same clip of Mickey sleeping set to different music. Here is just one of them:
Of course, I probably haven't even covered the tip of the iceberg for this lady, but I need to stop typing for now, because my arms are starting to hurt, and I don't want to get carpal tunnel syndrome.
