LGBT Chris's diet

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Tragi-Chan said:
He has a ridiculously shallow idea of what constitutes "feminine." Basically, it's boobs. He looks at his flabby mantits and thinks those, right there, make him indistinguishable from a young Britney Spears.
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Don't forget hair length. If you look back at the sonichu comics the only two physical features that distinguish the female and male characters were boobs and hair length. As long as Chris is in women's clothing, has Long hair and "boobs" then he sees himself as a woman.
 
I feel like Chris knows about nutrition and exercise (and can dispense this advice to others freely), but simply refuses to follow it himself because :autism:
 
raymond said:
Chris reminds me of a child preacher: He parrots what other people tell him but he doesn't actually understand what he's saying.
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A good example is Chris used be so against drinking alcohol and very vocal about it but he ended up caving on those ideals. It would be interesting to see if he will ever cave on smoking even if it's something like vaping.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
A good example is Chris used be so against drinking alcohol and very vocal about it but he ended up caving on those ideals. It would be interesting to see if he will ever cave on smoking even if it's something like vaping.
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He has already done the weed.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
A good example is Chris used be so against drinking alcohol and very vocal about it but he ended up caving on those ideals. It would be interesting to see if he will ever cave on smoking even if it's something like vaping.
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His health is already going down the drain pretty fast so why not?
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Thing is, old Chris when he wasn't banned from places would go out and pace around for hours(mall, downtown mall, Target, WalMart). He did this to try and get girls to talk to him, but he wasn't AS lazy back then. It's not like you actually need to run or jog to get Pokemon and it would have been easy to convince old Chris, "All these girls are playing the Pokemanz you should too!" Though I don't think he would have needed convincing. Chris is banned from most of the establishments he frequented so he doesn't get out as much anymore. Because you know, if you can't go WalMart where else are you supposed to go?
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Too bad it can't be a library.

hcazzach said:
Why the fuck would you give your kid 5 bucks for failing an assignment
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I can tell this is a special ed. classroom by that alone.

Josuke said:
Nope. The results from that experiment/study were proven to be false and couldn't be replicated by other researchers anyway. Just a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.


It does rely on data usage, since it's using the GPS function to track where you are. He could always connect to WiFi when available though, like at the mall.
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Unless Chris has a nice unlimited non-cap plan, but I doubt he'd be smart to wheel 'n deal his way to one.

LoveYouLongTime said:
He's currently permabanned. He used to get banned and unbanned for years until the macing incident.
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Good thing too.

Broseph said:
Chris can only amble around town with the magic of jumpcuts.
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:story:

Broseph said:
My guess was that it was meant to encourage the kids to try harder and bring their grades back up?


The only reason why Chris "gave up" on going outside is because he's already been banned from every single store/establishment in town: PVCC, WalMart, Target, The Game Place, GameStop and the mall. It's funny how the only place in town he never got himself kicked out of was Micky Dee's, because even Chris knows that he would starve to death if he ever got himself cut off from his only food source.
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Oh, what a shame that would be! :popcorn:
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Diet soda is just as bad for you. If he drank just water and cut his sodium intake he wouldn't be as puffy. But as we all know, that isn't going to happen.
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Diet soda is actually worse for you because it's full of chemicals which trick your cells into killing/mutating themselves. Regular soda's not good for you either but at least it has actual glucose in it. If you're gonna indulge yourself in a soda, don't drink diet.

Attraction Slime said:
I feel like Chris knows about nutrition and exercise (and can dispense this advice to others freely), but simply refuses to follow it himself because :autism:
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During the Father Call, Chris talked a lot about eating vegetables and exercising when he was justifying himself to Gulf War veteran Matt Devoria.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
Diet soda is actually worse for you because it's full of chemicals which trick your cells into killing/mutating themselves. Regular soda's not good for you either but at least it has actual glucose in it. If you're gonna indulge yourself in a soda, don't drink diet.
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Too used to diet already. I find I don't like corn syrup much so normal stuff is out.
 
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