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I mean, he thinks everyone cares about his opinion on the Whopperito. If he played Pokemon Go he would have already given a review on it and posted caps of the Pikachus he had caught and renaming them "Sonichu" and "Rosechu."
 
I've never played Pokemon Go myself, (though relatives who enjoy it showed it to me once). It would be amusing if a game developer created a CWCville version of it, with all the Sonichu characters.
 
I think Chris probably wouldn't enjoy it since Pokemon Go requires one thing: exercise ie: running, jogging, etc. We really need a tag for "Wishful Thinking"
 
Napalmxxx2 said:
I think Chris probably wouldn't enjoy it since Pokemon Go requires one thing: exercise ie: running, jogging, etc. We really need a tag for "Wishful Thinking"
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Thing is, old Chris when he wasn't banned from places would go out and pace around for hours(mall, downtown mall, Target, WalMart). He did this to try and get girls to talk to him, but he wasn't AS lazy back then. It's not like you actually need to run or jog to get Pokemon and it would have been easy to convince old Chris, "All these girls are playing the Pokemanz you should too!" Though I don't think he would have needed convincing. Chris is banned from most of the establishments he frequented so he doesn't get out as much anymore. Because you know, if you can't go WalMart where else are you supposed to go?
 
Hey, guys. I'm glad someone finally brought this up. I think Chris's diet of mostly fast food and microwave dinners may be causing his circadian rhythm, hormones, mental health, and aging process to go a little screwy. I bet that after Barb dies, this will only get worse. I mean, has anybody discussed what Barb's eventual passing will do to Chris's physical health?
 
Jerkologist said:
Hey, guys. I'm glad someone finally brought this up. I think Chris's diet of mostly fast food and microwave dinners may be causing his circadian rhythm, hormones, mental health, and aging process to go a little screwy. I bet that after Barb dies, this will only get worse. I mean, has anybody discussed what Barb's eventual passing will do to Chris's physical health?
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I hear the thread about Barb dying and Chris' welfare is a good starting point.
If Bob's demise was indicator of Chris' physical health upon his return to the internet, I can just imagine what will eventually happen after Barbie dies.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
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Why the fuck would you give your kid 5 bucks for failing an assignment
 
Whether he still craps himself or not, I am still surprised of the lack of people talking about how diherrea is/can affect the taint wound.
 
Jerkologist said:
Hey, guys. I'm glad someone finally brought this up. I think Chris's diet of mostly fast food and microwave dinners may be causing his circadian rhythm, hormones, mental health, and aging process to go a little screwy. I bet that after Barb dies, this will only get worse. I mean, has anybody discussed what Barb's eventual passing will do to Chris's physical health?
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I believe there's a thread about something like that somewhere.
 
CatParty said:
chris eats the equivalent of a dumpster. constant fatty and disgusting junk fast foods.
in this article it shows how junk foods and processed foods have a strong link to autism
http://thestir.cafemom.com/parenting_news/136290/link_between_junk_food_autism
this article shows that there is a strong link between junk food and incontinence
http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20426271,00.html
as we have witnessed, chris's most recent foray to mcdonalds lead to diarrheaView attachment 126088

how often does he suffer from diarrhea? does he diarrhea in his briefs?


is chris subconsciously self sabotaging himself with an abysmal nutrition intake?

we know he has many health problem in the past including having to be prescribed lipitor while in his 20's
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_health
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to be honest about your cafemom article; I am rather skeptical about how real such a correlation is between junk foods and autism, sounds a lot like the vaccine scare
 
Napalmxxx2 said:
I think Chris probably wouldn't enjoy it since Pokemon Go requires one thing: exercise ie: running, jogging, etc. We really need a tag for "Wishful Thinking"
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doesn't pokemon go rely on data usage for it to work? maybe the reason he hasn't played it is because he cant afford the drain on his data for his phone
 
Napalmxxx2 said:
Did that vaccine scare actually have some science behind it?
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Nope. The results from that experiment/study were proven to be false and couldn't be replicated by other researchers anyway. Just a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.

no·to·ri·e·ty. said:
doesn't pokemon go rely on data usage for it to work? maybe the reason he hasn't played it is because he cant afford the drain on his data for his phone
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It does rely on data usage, since it's using the GPS function to track where you are. He could always connect to WiFi when available though, like at the mall.
 
Josuke said:
Nope. The results from that experiment/study were proven to be false and couldn't be replicated by other researchers anyway. Just a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.


It does rely on data usage, since it's using the GPS function to track where you are. He could always connect to WiFi when available though, like at the mall.
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haha you would be crazy to think that's all chris would do; pace around the mall like a crazy...

nevermind.
 
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