LGBT Chris's diet

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HumanBeanbag said:
A hypnosis video claiming to reduce blood pressure is actually pretty fucked up because some people may use it instead of making the effort to follow important medical advice.
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You don't mean to say that some poor, exceptional individual would watch one of these videos and then do something as stupid as, oh I don't know, believe his rancid pus laden fistular abscess was actually a new vagina growing in, PROMPTED BY said binaural beats?

Because that would be just ludicrous. Such an individual, hypothetical though he may be, would desperately need someone to have custodianship over him, as well as permanent internment in a group home designed specifically for that brand of exceptionalism.
 
Does Chris seriously think he is going to pull a girl by making a status about getting diarrhea? It also is unlady like as fuck to post a status about your bowel movements. So much fucking fail.
 
Some people are worrying about this too much. Even if Chris' shitty eating habits end up killing him, we just have to use those frozen sperm samples to clone him.
 
blastoiseplushie said:
I don't understand how modern Christine thinks 'potato with stick arms and legs' is so fabulously feminine in any shape or form.
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He has a ridiculously shallow idea of what constitutes "feminine." Basically, it's boobs. He looks at his flabby mantits and thinks those, right there, make him indistinguishable from a young Britney Spears.

idosometimes said:
Chris is a weird cat. He won't drink or use "tobacky" because they are bad for you, but his diet is absolute shit all the time. How does he expect to live to be 80-100 with his horrid dietary choices?
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He has been known to drink now and again, but yeah, he was dead-set against the idea. I think it's because these things are evil grown-up things that he couldn't really relate to, so it was easy to say no.

As to how he expects to live to be 100, he probably just thinks he can fix all the health issues later and he'll be the one to beat the odds.

likeabadgirlshould said:
Does Chris seriously think he is going to pull a girl by making a status about getting diarrhea? It also is unlady like as fuck to post a status about your bowel movements. So much fucking fail.
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I think it was during the Ivy saga that he used the fact that he shat himself when she asked him about it as evidence that they were destined to be together. "Too much information" is not a concept that he understands.

Tonberry said:
Some people are worrying about this too much. Even if Chris' shitty eating habits end up killing him, we just have to use those frozen sperm samples to clone him.
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Sample rejected due to Fanta contamination.
 
I wonder if people at his local fast food places who serve him know he is the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu? Seems like if someone there found that out, we'd have a better insight into how often he goes and how much garbage he eats there.
 
WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
Wow, what a disturbing video, I never saw that one. I have absolutely no words on the freezer contents, I am completely speechless. I can't even bring myself to type about it.

He looks like Rocky Dennis in this video too.
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" I regret some of the things I have been forced to upload in the past " but .... Hey... Take a look at my frozen sperm !!
 
jessycaca said:
" I regret some of the things I have been forced to upload in the past " but .... Hey... Take a look at my frozen sperm !!
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Chris' introduction on that video is just such a wonderful mess. "Hi, I love my kitty. I'm also pretty famous on the internet. You should totally look me up on Google to know more. But try to ignore about 90% of the stuff you find. But anyway, I've been putting pots full of my sperm on the freezer for around a year now and I'd like you to see them."
 
I'm surprised only Barb has colitis considering his intake of caffeine and junk.

Off topic a bit: What type of colitis does Barb have? I don't believe that she'd make it this far if it was anything prompting lots of medical care.
 
jessycaca said:
" I regret some of the things I have been forced to upload in the past " but .... Hey... Take a look at my frozen sperm !!
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He does a lot of surprising/unusual/gross stuff, but for some reason when he started pulling the containers out of the freezer it was just pretty repulsive to me.
 
Moscardino said:
I wonder if people at his local fast food places who serve him know he is the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu? Seems like if someone there found that out, we'd have a better insight into how often he goes and how much garbage he eats there.
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I'm sure that Chris is one of the few regulars at Cwcki Dee's.

"Hi Christine!"
"Mmmm yeah I'll just have the regular."
"Two Double Big Mac's with no pickles, 40 piece Mcnuggets, Extra large fries and two extra large Coke's?"
"Mmm yeah."
 
jessycaca said:
It certainly wasn't pleasant. However from my limited knowledge it wasn't surprising. At least he is well prepared for any lesbians that need babies
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Not gonna watch it again, but didn't he say he was the one "lending it out"? Like "hmm...myeah...bring back what you don't use and I'll put it back in the freezer"?

Pretty original idea he had by growing his double chin down to his collarbones to hide his adam's apple to be more passable though.
 
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