LGBT Chris's diet

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Petronella said:
This, Bob had a heart condition and ate Burger King every day anyways and made it to 84, and possibly could have stuck it out longer if not for being eaten by hoard bugs. With those kinds of genes this poor earth will be subjected to Chrissy for a very, very long time.
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I think the big difference is that CWC has been known to stuff himself regularly. Bob ate at Burger King, yeah, but for all we know he would get a plain ol' hamburger while Pristine Christine chowed down a double whopper (hold the pickles) and a 32-ounce sugary drink.
 
CatParty said:
chris eats the equivalent of a dumpster. constant fatty and disgusting junk fast foods.
in this article it shows how junk foods and processed foods have a strong link to autism
http://thestir.cafemom.com/parenting_news/136290/link_between_junk_food_autism
this article shows that there is a strong link between junk food and incontinence
http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20426271,00.html
as we have witnessed, chris's most recent foray to mcdonalds lead to diarrheaView attachment 126088

how often does he suffer from diarrhea? does he diarrhea in his briefs?


is chris subconsciously self sabotaging himself with an abysmal nutrition intake?

we know he has many health problem in the past including having to be prescribed lipitor while in his 20's
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_health
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McDonald's does not serve the Whopper, Burger King does. That is my important contribution to the thread.
 
We need to bring skyraider out of retirement for one last mission: break into 14BC and obtain a fecal sample for kiwi scientists to analyze.
 
MrTroll said:
We need to bring skyraider out of retirement for one last mission: break into 14BC and obtain a fecal sample for kiwi scientists to analyze.
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He'll be promoted from Garbageraider to Toiletraider.
 
Flareon said:
calling it a "pear-shaped" body is a bit of a stretch. more of a potato shape
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I would say more like a wooden plank with a bear belly and prosthetic breast forms.
Chris's life and diet are just a retelling of the negative aspect of Darwinism

As for Bob eating junk food and living to the age of 84, that is true, but Bob had a fulfilling and somewhat active life surrounded by friends and family that cared for him at one point or another. On the other hand, Chris has Barb, the hord, legos, and people that try to dodge him from 10-20 feet away. It is scientifically proven that sex, socializing, family, and friends can increase your quality of life and lifespan tremendously.

Some JERK said:
Coming soon: Dirty, crapped colostomy bag.
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I hope they come in MPL themed versions for that feminine lipstick lesbian on the go.
 
I have often been amazed at how Chris isn't suffering from some health disorder (that we know of).

Because I have sat down and thought about the toll eating fast food EVERY day with zero exercise and not much movement in general would have on the human body.

Like others have said, his genes have something to say for it, but even though Bob ate at Burger King for breakfast every day, there's no way he had as much caloric intake as Chris does. This is evidenced by Bob being only slightly overweight, bordering on average. Even with the good genes Bob gave to Chris, they can only carry him so far. Eventually, the cheeseburgers are gonna catch up with him
 
Who does the grocery shopping? Do they even have a working fridge? Does anyone do any cooking that isn't putting a plastic tray into the microwave? Does Chris honestly only eat fastfood for 3 meals every day of the week?
 
zap2theextreme said:
Who does the grocery shopping? Do they even have a working fridge? Does anyone do any cooking that isn't putting a plastic tray into the microwave? Does Chris honestly only eat fastfood for 3 meals every day of the week?
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Fast food and microwave dinners is probably all he has it may be a new house but im willing to bet the horde has consumed the kitchen again
 
feedtheoctopus said:
Chris basically subsists off lard and soda. I'm kinda shocked he's still alive or doesn't have diabetes or something.
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It's not out of the question that he does and is unaware of it. He wouldn't recognize the symptoms, and I'm sure he's never had his cholesterol or sugar levels checked. If he doesn't have it currently, he will develop full-on diabetes within the next five years or less with his current diet.
 
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