Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Rukario]

Only someone like Chris can take raping your elderly mother and twist it into some sort of pseudo-religious bullshit.

I didn't realize Chris was Catholic.

 

[Jack Awful]

What do you guys think:

1. Chris came up with this delusion on his own based on his past knowledge of the scripture

2. Chris came up with it because he started reading the bible again since there's nothing else to do in prison

3. Chris came up with it because there's born again Christians in prison trying to convert the inmates

4. Chris came up with it because he's housed with others believing that they themselves are Jesus and Chris wanted in

 

[Kurosaru]

Is it just me or has chris managed to get himself to a level of psychosis where he seems to be channeling Philip K. Dicks theophany? Albeit without any genius and with alooot more incest?

Jokes aside he seems to have worked himself into a full-blown psychosis. It's not that rare for people with ASD if they are under alot of stress and go completely unsupported.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What do you guys think:

1. Chris came up with this delusion on his own based on his past knowledge of the scripture

2. Chris came up with it because he started reading the bible again since there's nothing else to do in prison

3. Chris came up with it because there's born again Christians in prison trying to convert the inmates

4. Chris came up with it because he's housed with others believing that they themselves are Jesus and Chris wanted in

I think it's a mix of 1 and 2 really. Mostly 2 since before Prison he seemed more obsessed in talking about MLP and Sonichu, and now he adds the Bible into the mix

 

[Trombonista]

So he identifies with a man now?

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Chris: "I AM JESUS CHRIST!!"
Me: *puts phone down in disbelief*.

 

[Sugar Tits Magee]

... I'm speechless. my mind keeps coming back to this pre-merge art

 

[bobatnight]

From prison saga to religion saga? Yeah alright I'm down.

 

[Neil]

Oh god he’s worse than I thought. This perception of becoming the only being in the universe is the last big step towards schizophrenia.

good news is there are medications that will wipe that blasphemy out of this universe

Meds are Chris's only hope if he wants to survive another year in the world of the living. He was punching holes in his wall to try and open a portal to CWCville right before he got caught raping Barb, probably because he saw it in some movie or cartoon or some shit. God only knows how much crazier he'll get after spending more time without medication.

There's an unfortunately decent chance that Sean Walker/WCT and Bella could've actually gotten Chris to do something even more awful if he was allowed to mentally deteriorate further without legal intervention.

Fiona leaking that tape might've genuinely saved Chris's life in ways we've never even thought of.

 

[Strong Tomato]

if Chris is Jesus then we really are living through revelation

 

[Hel]

back to the roots it is eh ?

chris and religion where always a match made in heaven if it wasnt for cartoons offering a much more autism friendly medium compared to books and educational media

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

What the fuck word salad did I just read?

 

[dot]

if Chris is Jesus then we really are living through revelation

fuck, does this mean we aren’t getting raptured?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris came up with this delusion on his own based on his past knowledge of the scripture

I thought Chris read the bible only that one time to tell his fans he was straight and that he hated da homos? I'm guessing the bible is the only thing the jail let Chris read. Unfortunately, Chris perverts some of the book to tailor to his liking.

 

[Murgeruni]

I wonder if this is going to end with someone nailgunning him to a couple of 2x4s

 

[VinegarPussy]

Oh Jesus Fucking Christ on a crutch …I’m not even religious and the sheer arrogance of this random, babbling bullshit is offensive to my senses…cleansing “Barbie Chan.”

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

TL; DR i am Jesus Christ and i did rape Barb

Well, ok. Guess that settles it.

Did he sign with "Die, Null, Die" all in red?

 

[AsianChris]

... I'm speechless. my mind keeps coming back to this pre-merge art
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Why did he make Judas black? I thought he was a liberal by that moment.

 

[scalchop]

What do you guys think:

1. Chris came up with this delusion on his own based on his past knowledge of the scripture

2. Chris came up with it because he started reading the bible again since there's nothing else to do in prison

3. Chris came up with it because there's born again Christians in prison trying to convert the inmates

4. Chris came up with it because he's housed with others believing that they themselves are Jesus and Chris wanted in

honestly 2

 

[Wazzupnerds]

What do you guys think:

1. Chris came up with this delusion on his own based on his past knowledge of the scripture

2. Chris came up with it because he started reading the bible again since there's nothing else to do in prison

3. Chris came up with it because there's born again Christians in prison trying to convert the inmates

4. Chris came up with it because he's housed with others believing that they themselves are Jesus and Chris wanted in

3, 100%. Prison reform ministries are every fucking where