Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Almost 2 months in jail, where have you been?

Time flies when you don't give a shit.

 

[scalchop]

Oh god he’s worse than I thought. This perception of becoming the only being in the universe is the last big step towards schizophrenia.

good news is there are medications that will wipe that blasphemy out of this universe

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Did this fat retard just compare the consequences of fucking his mother to the trials and tribulations of The Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

He has been referring to himself as a goddess for some time now. He was going to up the ante sooner or later. I can't believe (but not shocked) he justified sexually assaulting Barb by 'cleansing ' her. This letter would be entered into evidence against Chris, wouldn't it? If so, Chris ain't going back home.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Blue Heart? Why did Chris need to get into the Neptunia series? It's already floundering, last thing it needs is a motherfucker sponsor.

 

[But I Digress]

Chris really is going to gun for the insanity plea, that is fucking amazing. I also forgot the part in the New Testament where Jesus sat in crapped briefs while drawing shitty recolors.

Highly unlikely. Chris' lawyer can say whatever he wants but he can't deny legal instructions from his client and Chris' ego wouldn't let him take that route.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

I thought that was cursive from the thumbnails

 

[Muttnik]

I picked the wrong day to quit smoking. What a thing to come home to.

 

[StoneKnightMan]

What the fuck?

and here I thought brad watson was loony. Chris beats him a thousand times.

 

[Witthel]

Only someone like Chris can take raping your elderly mother and twist it into some sort of pseudo-religious bullshit.

 

[Uncle Warren]

That letter is very much going to piss off a lot of people, and if it was anyone pretending to be insane that letter would ham that shit up hard.

 

[Rukario]

Jesus wept.

John 11:35

"I just doxxed your ass" - Null 3:16

 

[scalchop]

The tale as old as time, crazy man thinks he is jesus reincarnate.

Literally Jesus was the original schizophrenic. I wonder what complex he had…. Oh yeah that he was the son of god

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm surprised after everything that's happen, Chris still wants to contact Null after calling him Judas. Still not surprising had Chris not spent all is money, as he usually does, or fuck his mom, he wouldn't be in that situation where he took money from her. Who am I kidding, Chris was still going to steal from Barb regardless.

 

[Phillip_Jeffries]

Holy fuck. Well at least now we know how they're coping in jail.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris really is going to gun for the insanity plea, that is fucking amazing. I also forgot the part in the New Testament where Jesus sat in crapped briefs while drawing shitty recolors.

His lawyer maybe, but Chris himself would never go for it because he'd scream that he was being called insane

 

[WinnieTheJew]

I guess this is our religion now?

Like Mormonism but more gay and stupid. Hold onto your Sonichu temple undies.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Damn, he is just completely and utterly fucking insane now.

 

[Ophelia]

Isn’t thinking you’re the only really real person in the world fairly common among autists?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

"I just doxxed your ass" - Null 3:16

Has Null sold this as a shirt?

because he should

 

[Space.Muffin]

Some thought that the jail routine would probably do him some good.
Others thought that he would go into la-la-land even harder while in jail.
Those who chose the latter please come to cash in your chips.