Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[DontEatThat]

Glad to see jail is doing wonders for Chris.

Some people find religion when they are locked up. Chris found it within himself.

 

[Gimmick Account]

I really hope this ends with Chris being crucified.

I hope it ends three days later with him flying off into the sky, flipping everybody off.

 

[ANobody]

1. I'm an APRN.
2. English isn't my first language
3. What's your excuse for being a retard?

1. Oh! Gotcha i thought you meant like a case worker
2. Neither is it mine
3. dunno maybe leaded paint?

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Oh.
Well.
Ok.

good to see they’re still giving the Bible to inmates I guess.

 

[Cripple]

First just let me compare to--

Second let me say it's a disappointment we don't get an answer as to whether or not Null's butt does not quit.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

"Barbie Chan" I think I threw up a little in my mouth at that I won't lie... Urgh...

 

[Moby Dork]

He's really gunning for that insanity plea.

It won't work, because it will only make jurors automatically think "WWJD?"

Their answer is going to be "NOT repeatedly rape his elderly demented mother, that's for damn sure."

 

[greenvector36]

I really hope this ends with Chris being crucified.

Way ahead of you

 

[Funny man incorporated]

He's really gunning for that insanity plea.

couldnt agree with you more. wouldn't be surprised if he gets it TBH

 

[Dick in a Folgers Coffee]

We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them.

Jesus fucked his mom confirmed.

 

[The Last Stand]

He's really gunning for that insanity plea.

I don't think he's trying.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

@Null my condolences, firstly for you having to, no doubt, suffer an headache reading that shit.

Secondly, on your upcoming suicide. I'm mean, you're kinda obliged now.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

owning the adultery, incest, and rape charges like a god

 

[ANobody]

So has null been paid his 30 pieces of crayola model magic yet?

 

[яндекс]

Chris finds his life is literally an anime a biblical parable.

 

[draggs]

owning the adultery, incest, and rape charges like a god

Based and apotheosispilled

 

[RodgerDodger]

I told you all Chris was gonna start a cult in prison! Did any of you believe me? No. So here we are having to deal with Chrischanianity Holy Wars. Damn you! Damn you all to Heck!

 

[NerdShamer]

I remember when I used to work psych when I first got licensed. My friend and I used to tell new admits with psychosis and delusions of grandeur, "well, if you're Jesus Christ, who's that other guy or gal saying the same thing."

Any fights broke out over it?

I'm not a very good Christian but I'm pretty sure there aren't any verses bible where it says that Jesus cleared people of their sins by fucking them.

He had an foot fetish and enjoyed getting his feet washed.

 

[Funny man incorporated]

they shouldn't have given him a bible. he read that shit in a week and now he thinks hes jesus. chris is utterly gone at this point

 

[Smithfield Ham]

If mental health were physical health, this would be like watching a Hospice patient.