Chris uploads drawings to DeviantArt

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(sorry if what i say doesnt make sense at all, i barely slept)
seems unlikely that chris is ever going to be able to stay away from the internet. hes far too terminally-online. that being said, impressive he managed to not post on his socials (not counting da) for so long. he probably uploaded these images figuring nobody would find them. so we know he isnt banned from social medias, and he's just lurking.

watch as he tries to sweep the barbussening under the rug and promptly gets chased back off the internet.
 
This fucking retard doesn't know that we're living in the merge. Lmao.
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Catloaf said:
>September 6 2021
I wonder if they have Crayola markers in jail
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I wouldn't think so, but I've watched enough youtube videos about prison to be paranoid enough about what can and will be used as a makeshift weapon in prison.

Probably could be used as a weapon since the body of a marker is just made out of plastic. Just take the insides of the marker out and sharpen the back of the plastic like they do with tooth brushes to make shivs.

A Grey Cat said:
possible theyre too soft to use as waeapons, i'm reminded of the silance of the lambs novel. All of hannibal lecter's notes in his cell had to be written on crayon.
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I don't think you can be killed with a sharpened crayon, but I wouldn't bet my life on it and I certainly wouldn't doubt given enough time a prisoner could figure out how to do it.
 
Small potatoes, but rewatching this drawing on the cwcki
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only now I realize there are blood splatters on the cross and they're meant to indicate that Chris/Jesus unnailed himself from it. I thought they were fallen leaves before lol. He even has the stigmata on his hands and the tiara presumably hides the crown of thorns' wounds.
As a Catholic, I can't adequately express how all of this makes me feel.
 
themarchivist2 said:
The comic book cover featured in the first post is dated April 22, 2023 in the top left. There's also this one which is dated April 12 in I think 2023 (it's hard to tell because the tard colored over the date and signature with dark brown ink)

This drawing is titled "Magi-Chan and I around 1218 neurotypical sheeple":
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ngl actually a pretty compelling drawing, altho not for chris’ intended reason
 
He is 41, drew for like most of his life and his artstyle has never improved over the years. Its hard to believe that a middle aged man drew all of that shit.
 
Ammyterasu said:
Small potatoes, but rewatching this drawing on the cwcki
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only now I realize there are blood splatters on the cross and they're meant to indicate that Chris/Jesus unnailed himself from it. I thought they were fallen leaves before lol. He even has the stigmata on his hands and the tiara presumably hides the crown of thorns' wounds.
As a Catholic, I can't adequately express how all of this makes me feel.
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Because of course Jesus showed off how badass he was and pulled himself off the cross and walked it off like it was nothing right? No no that's how fucking monstrous his ego has become, and escaping harsh punishment for mother fucking has only made it worse. He cannot humble himself enough to at least get the lore surrounding Christ's death and resurrection right. It HAS to some fan fiction power trip where Chris beat up the Roman's after pulling himself off a cross and them went on to conquer all of the holy land for himself.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Because of course Jesus showed off how badass he was and pulled himself off the cross and walked it off like it was nothing right? No no that's how fucking monstrous his ego has become, and escaping harsh punishment for mother fucking has only made it worse. He cannot humble himself enough to at least get the lore surrounding Christ's death and resurrection right. It HAS to some fan fiction power trip where Chris beat up the Roman's after pulling himself off a cross and them went on to conquer all of the holy land for himself.
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Exactly. I don't have problems with meme pics like roided up Jesus flexing and the caption "The Passion 2: now shit is getting real", that's just for fun, but watching someone who grew up in the Christian faith unironically making shit like that and foundamentally missing the whole point of the crucifixion... Not to mention the whole "I'm Jesus" blasphemy of course.
Then again, I have the feeling that for him Jesus and God were just Santa Claus stand-ins.
 
Lone Star said:
I really keep forgetting just how old this fucker is. In a weird way I feel like he hasn't aged much in the last decade.
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I think it's not so much that as it was it looked like rapidly aged a decade when he started trying to dye his hair blue and ended up looking like Benjamin Franklin with green hair.
 
Sorades said:
He is 41, drew for like most of his life and his artstyle has never improved over the years. Its hard to believe that a middle aged man drew all of that shit.
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His art style has grown on me with the years. It's got that childlike quality that can't be recreated. In fact, it's just as bad as most outsider art we see displayed. For a DEEPLY troubled individual whose soul has been tortured by and for the amusement of the internet for 20 years, it could be a lot worse.

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If only Christine had the business-savvy to market himself properly... tsk tsk
 
Big Man on Campus said:
His art style has grown on me with the years. It's got that childlike quality that can't be recreated. In fact, it's just as bad as most outsider art we see displayed. For a DEEPLY troubled individual whose soul has been tortured by and for the amusement of the internet for 20 years, it could be a lot worse.

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If only Christine had the business-savvy to market himself properly... tsk tsk
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I mean, the whole Sonichu shit is his life's work, basically his job. For someone who devoted his life creating comics, his comics and artstyle are frankly ass. He never made a single original comic without inserting blatant rip offs and his artstyle never improved at all. He never put any effort into improving on his skills.
 
Lone Star said:
I really keep forgetting just how old this fucker is. In a weird way I feel like he hasn't aged much in the last decade.
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He showed signs of his age recently from still relying on deviantart to host his drawings (again never heard of baarg or pixiv) to liking tweets by relics as old as him (the tweets by Pam "past her prime" Anderson.) It is legit getting hard to belive he's been doing the same autistic sonic fan boy shtick for 20 fucking years and has pretty much completely lost touch with reality where most people would have the reality hit them like a truck and either shape up or ship out.
 
Yamamura Video Rental said:
I wouldn't think so, but I've watched enough youtube videos about prison to be paranoid enough about what can and will be used as a makeshift weapon in prison.

Probably could be used as a weapon since the body of a marker is just made out of plastic. Just take the insides of the marker out and sharpen the back of the plastic like they do with tooth brushes to make shivs.
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I'm not sure why you're questioning whether or not crayons can be used as weapons when he for sure had access to you know, pens. I still doubt the jail would give him crayons, but that's because he was in a jail for grown adults and not in juvie.
 
A Grey Cat said:
He showed signs of his age recently from still relying on deviantart to host his drawings (again never heard of baarg or pixiv) to liking tweets by relics as old as him (the tweets by Pam "past her prime" Anderson.) It is legit getting hard to belive he's been doing the same autistic sonic fan boy shtick for 20 fucking years and has pretty much completely lost touch with reality where most people would have the reality hit them like a truck and either shape up or ship out.
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I'm sure reality will hit him hard enough once Barb dies, the only family he has left and whatever home he lives in releases him into the public.

Lone Star said:
I really keep forgetting just how old this fucker is. In a weird way I feel like he hasn't aged much in the last decade.
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Have you seen his most recent sightings? He looks like a granny already. The only reason why you don't see his receding hairline is because he keeps pulling his hair forward. His hair has also been reported to have started to turn gray.
 
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