🐮 Lolcow Chris Schewe / Shoenice - Kills brain cells on camera. Mentally damaged "philanthropist." Literal glue-eater.

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He's now disabling comments on his video, he also got pissed at Mister Metokur and called him a gay scumbag on Twitter
 
Lol we had shoenice in a Snapchat group for a while. He mostly sperged and talked about his kid.
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yea, ive followed this gai since i think the vid where he ate the pinecone? pretty early on. he's gotten really weird in the last few years. apparently him and weezle are on good terms now. weezle was for a while going after a ton of different people on youtube. he's got a kid on the way now apparently so maybe he's settlin all that down. i dont sub to shoenice, but i keep his channel bookmarked and check it out every now and then.
 
oh absolutely, its only a matter of time. i think he had to go back to the east coast..one of his vids a few weeks ago he said he was leaving colorado.
 
A guy who's famous for drinking whole fifths and more of liquor in seconds has a substance abuse problem which affects the rest of his life? No way!
 
looks like he baleeted or privatized all his vids except for 5. i donno why he does that. weird dood.
 
He was banned from livestreaming on YouTube for a bit so he moved over to Twitch. He gets about 40 viewers at once on those streams.
 
Huh, I remember watching the Vice doc on this guy years ago. The piece portrayed him as a really dumb but ultimately well-meaning guy with a tragic background who was just kind of a sad pathetic teddy bear sort who wasn't a danger to anyone but himself.

Figures he'd turn out to be a piece of shit.
 
Clark Griswold said:
Huh, I remember watching the Vice doc on this guy years ago. The piece portrayed him as a really dumb but ultimately well-meaning guy with a tragic background who was just kind of a sad pathetic teddy bear sort who wasn't a danger to anyone but himself.

Figures he'd turn out to be a piece of shit.
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That was ultimately the problem with Vice Doc, it did portray him in that manner and it brought him droves of mislead fans, around 2015 was when he really started to get fucked beyond belief, though. And it shows through the videos you can see around on archives of his deleted videos. At one point he was so toasted that he shaved his eyebrows and then drank them down with a diluted mix of shaving cream and vodka, a pathetic ditch effort at gaining some views. He looked like this for 6 months, even as a jaded teenager it went beyond just amusement, it was this gloomy mixture of pitiful sadness.

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A misconception a lot of people seem to have is that Shoenice WAS at some point this earnest character, a gentle giant with a heart of gold. At some point alcoholic slams became his niche, he realized that and was downing a bottle a day for Youtube. Some thing that this changed him into the character he is now, but I honestly think that he was always like this. Shoenice is a pathological liar, he lies about everything to the point that he hardly even has an identity anymore, and it isn't very hard to tell when he is lying. Remember the school yard days when that one crusty kid would blatantly lie about the most mundane shit for your attention, and then they would just dig a deeper whole in a desperate ditch effort? That is who Shoenice is, I actually remember this sequence ON the Vice Doc where they were walking near a random farm house and Shoe points it out and pretends he used to live there.


The Vice Doc definitely pushes a forced narrative, I'm sure the shitty "auteurs" were made well aware of the true Shoenice as they were producing the film. Compare literally any sequence from the documentary to this video uploaded almost a year prior where Shoenice rides around on a bike disturbing the public for the "epic trolling" by trying to lie to strangers about random celebrities dying.


And on a fucking bicycle, god I can't take this guy seriously.


This one is even worse, where he preys on getting people to come close to his window with the expectation of a question, and then swears at them and drives off. And this was all happening before Shoenice was considered a wasted drunk by the community. He never really changed, he's always been this way and I'm sure his family left him because he was a piece of shit.
 
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Ironically as this thread just begins to start getting new life voiced in Shoenice has his channel terminated by Youtube!

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I guess with the advent of new Youtube Policies things such as slamming alcoholic drinks and consuming toxic objects is forbidden. Can't say I agree with the idea to censor this content, it's becoming more tethered for children every day. Still, a ban for Shoenice is worth the loss of this niche subgenre of content. After all this isn't the end of Shoenice, this is simply the end of his 600k channel, the death of what little ego he had. Now we are going to be ushered into a new era of Shoenice, if you thought he had nothing before just wait for what's to come. I've always wondered "When is Shoenice going to kill himself" and this is the time to start watching for it.


I don't really understand the full purpose of this stream, and I have a strong feeling that it's going to be deleted quickly, but this is definitely THE WEEZLE. It's surprising that he's even still kicking, everyone thought he OD'd years ago after Shoenice and him broke up. He somehow got access to Shoenice's wife and he was badgering her with questions before she hung up, now he's playing a selection of audio from deleted Shoenice videos he has.

Either way this is the first of many updates to come! The Shoenice arcs dip up and down over long periods of time and we are definitely going up right now!

 
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HOOOOLY FUCK....well, he's still got shoenice strains and shoenice asmr i suppose. looks like he put that vid up what, 8 hrs ago? check the comments in this vid for more info too i guess...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5gRseNp_V8


geez, he even deleted the vids on his asmr channel, he says he was on acid for 4 days. the vids are still up on the strains channel tho. this is actually not too bad a vid. back in the good ol' days when him and weezle were still good friends.


i remember i actually looked up where this was, because i dug that church thats across from weezle's old apt where they filmed that. you dont see much architecture like that on the east coast.
 

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The first Shoenice video I saw was when he ate a ton of crayons and thought "This dude is insane". Then I later watched his liquor slams and thought "Holy shit, this guy is certifiable". Now seeing what he has become years later, I can't say I'm surprised one bit. The guy would slam a bottle in seconds, talk for a bit until the drunk kicked in, and would either:

A) presumably black the fuck out, then make another video when he woke up
or, usually
B) Start another video/stream right after where he would talk incoherently with the people watching until he blacked out

It's a sad thing to see happen, but the guy is a known true piece of shit, and he made his bed.
 
Glitch said:
Prepare to be disturbed https://youtube.com/watch?v=zsetwN9IbdA
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Sweet fucking GodBear I HAD to watch that before going to bed, didn't I? I'm not gonna sleep for at least 3 hours now, and if my children were still young I'd probably be sleeping infront of their bedroom door curled up with a baseball bat.

Did the man honestly think that shit was suitable for a children's channel?? Proof that weed isn't THAT harmless in large fucking doses over many years, thats for goddamn sure.
 
his asmr channel was killed, looks like all his channels were killed and he made this new one today. he's super pissed now.

friggin fuming.

shitstain schewe is melting down hardcore at this point. for a minute he was saying '64 days sober!' in the titles of his vids, clearly not the case now. so much salt.


big lulcow here. thinks he's getting future pay for his channel being shut down. dude is really pissed that la beast can do what he does on his channel, but youtube closed his. granted im sure they had some help there with trolls attackin his chan, he still asked for it. i dont have much of an opinion one way or the other on shoenice, well beyond his alcoholism getting to sad levels at this point.
 
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