🐮 Lolcow Chris Jones / KataraLover - manchild with delusion

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Steamboat_Bill said:
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/animated-couples/articles/167910/title

I don't think I need to say anything about this one.
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The one about the little mermaid annoys me, if anything because in what world he lives in that he thinks the mermaid was "hardworking"? She sold her soul to the devil, and unrequited love is something that happens all the time (probably not to him, considering how autistic he is he probably doesn't attract any woman, but...).

And Andersen wrote this story based on his personal life. He had fallen in love with a man, who was already in a committed relationship, and since homosexuality was taboo in that era...But you expect this kid to know empathy or historical context.

And of course he likes Helga, who was abusive to her "Love interest" Arnold. He sure has weird ideas regarding romance. :story:

We make fun of Disneyfan all the time, but at least she's not a haughty bitch that bullies everyone to think like her.
 
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friedshrimp said:
The one about the little mermaid annoys me, if anything because in what world he lives in that he thinks the mermaid was "hardworking"? She sold her soul to the devil, and unrequited love is something that happens all the time (probably not to him, considering how autistic he is he probably doesn't attract any woman, but...).

And Andersen wrote this story based on his personal life. He had fallen in love with a man, who was already in a committed relationship, and since homosexuality was taboo in that era...But you expect this kid to know empathy or historical context.

And of course he likes Helga, who was abusive to her "Love interest". He sure has weird ideas regarding romance. :story:

We make fun of Disneyfan all the time, but at least she's not a haughty bitch that bullies everyone to think like her.
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Don't forget his apparent disgust towards Sokka as a character, saying he's not funny or intelligent. Despite those two traits being the entire crux of his personality

Really his entire argumentative style is bonkers. Literally just him going "this pairing was dumb because it made no sense". All he does is demonstrate is poor understanding of whatever he's reviewing.

So I guess it makes sense he's a fan of Doug Walker.
 
So to know if something is good, all we have to do is get his opinion. If he says it sucks, it's great, if he says it's good, it's shit.

Good to know. :)

EDIT: Maybe it's part of his autism to be that poor at reviewing and argumenting...And he seems way too angry for his own good.
 
friedshrimp said:
So to know if something is good, all we have to do is get his opinion. If he says it sucks, it's great, if he says it's good, it's shit.

Good to know. :)

EDIT: Maybe it's part of his autism to be that poor at reviewing and argumenting...And he seems way too angry for his own good.
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I've seen neurotypical people approach critical analysis in a similar fashion though. I think it's less and autism thing and more an intelligence thing. Something about these pairings really rub him the wrong way but he's not well-read or astute enough to actually explain why. This "Worst Pairing" thing seems to indicate he just doesn't like romance arcs unless they develop in a very particular manner and involve characters who display traits he likes. Which is fine, it's just he's not good at all about articulating those standards and every entry is just a long diatribe about "I don't like it!".
 
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friedshrimp said:
Also, notice how many times he calls female characters he doesn't like as being whores, sluts or hussies.

I think we have an actual misogynist in our hands...I'd love to see him interact with an IRL woman...:popcorn:

EDIT: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/animated-couples/articles/164174/title/top-15-favorite-animated-couples

Unsurprisingly his favorite couples consist of shitty disney sequels and shallow "love at first sight" couples.
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I love how the very first one listed is a pairing between two characters who have virtually no romantic chemistry together and were never meant to in the first place.
 
^He wouldn't survive. he thinks real life works the same as Disney movies and you can achieve everything you dream of if you just go out and work/do it!!! He never imagines real life can have difficulties such as poverty, abusive households, lack of support...

He'd end up dead in a few hours tbh.

EDIT: Oooh boy, let's see him tackle some feminist issues...


Oh and he sings, too

 
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Hmm, surprising info...

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He likes to play up the image of being a "good christian boy" because he prays for people and dislikes suicide because "i'm such a nice guy!", despite often attacking everyone who disagrees with him, calling women he dislikes "sluts", swearing more than a sailor...

Totally good wholesome christian.
 
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