Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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Glassshardballpit said:
Oh no. We probably haven't even gotten started. Remember that the maximum they can hold this guy for is 10 years, so if Chris doesn't die that's at least another 2 days of him being on the street before he gets run over by a truck carrying G15 pony swag.
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That's only if they renege on their claim they're going to add new charges, which they made in a press release. That's only for the incest thing. If they throw in rape it could be life.
 
Rupin said:
It’s all downhill from here. The best Chris content is now in the past. The best we can hope for is some prison stories and accounts of him arrested for some stupid shit again.
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I gave up on Chris ever doing something interesting or spectacular again years ago, so this is already an unexpected treat. Yeah, the Chris story is basically over after his sentencing, but what an ending for our “hero”. The constant merge bullshit was boring, and trying to keep track of all the faggy little discord Chris clubs that kept popping up and controlling Chris was tiresome. It was looking like years more of that repetitive crap.
Better to go out with a bang(pun intended) than a whimper.
 
AnOminous said:
That's only if they renege on their claim they're going to add new charges, which they made in a press release. That's only for the incest thing. If they throw in rape it could be life.
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Oh, what a dreamweaver.

We'll just have to cross our fingers.
 
Mason Verger said:
I gave up on Chris ever doing something interesting or spectacular again years ago, so this is already an unexpected treat. Yeah, the Chris story is basically over after his sentencing, but what an ending for our “hero”. The constant merge bullshit was boring, and trying to keep track of all the faggy little discord Chris clubs that kept popping up and controlling Chris was tiresome. It was looking like years more of that repetitive crap.
Better to go out with a bang(pun intended) than a whimper.
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I agree, the most entertaining Chris content was his YouTube vlogs and it was all downhill from there going dramatically downhill after the idea guy merge/goddess stuff, even Sonichu mostly just became word salads that took up the whole page.

Its pretty incredible Chris was at a point at his life where through minimal effort he could get people paying for anything he wanted and at cons was treated as a minor celebrity but he manages to screw up his life better than anyone else could.
 
It really is such a shame things had to happen like this. It would have been so fun to see Chris get kicked out of the con after his second day there after having a big tantrum over G5 or something, which would then lead to Null and all the people who donated to the GoFundMe expressing their anger over having wasted all their time and money only for Chris to fuck everything up just like he always does.

But nope, instead we're here now.
 
I think the biggest update we can get after Chris gets a guilty verdict is either:

A) He gets sent to the looney bin (good route)

or

B) He gets beaten/sexually assaulted in jail (worse route)
 
Even if they just convict him on incest without adding rape, would he not still have to register as a sex offender upon release?

If that is the case, I take it that he will never be able to go to any sort of convention again, as he will have to avoid places that are frequented by children. I am sure that would cause a sperg out or two if he ever does get out of prison.
 
Hepativore said:
Even if they just convict him on incest without adding rape, would he not still have to register as a sex offender upon release?

If that is the case, I take it that he will never be able to go to any sort of convention again, as he will have to avoid places that are frequented by children. I am sure that would cause a sperg out or two if he ever does get out of prison.
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First, no, we have been over this a few times, no.

Second, lmao wtf are you even talking about? Registered sex offenders routinely attend furry cons.
 
AnOminous said:
First, no, we have been over this a few times, no.

Second, lmao wtf are you even talking about? Registered sex offenders routinely attend furry cons.
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It was sort of surprising to see Everfree Northwest deciding to ban him almost immediately after the news broke out in the mainstream, because a sizable portion of the brony audience has closet loli fetish types and potential child rapists that just haven't acted upon their sick feelings yet, larping as some dumb fursona to fit into some degenerate clique.
 
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AnOminous said:
Registered sex offenders routinely attend furry cons.
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While it's not guaranteed that Pristine Christine will have to register as a sex offender (and a male) his odds of reoffending are near 100% so it's highly likely.

Your average furvert can go to a con and get close to kids but Chris is internet famous as he likes to say. Sooner or later word will get back to his probation officer and it's back in the cage for our 64 kilobyte Goddess.
 
Aldora said:
Very true, considering all of Chris's past misdemeanours, when has Chris NOT reoffended?
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Now I think about it really only when the issue has passed like him raging and throwing public tantrums about blue armed Sonic.

I've said it before a while back but Chris reminds me a LOT like the autistic guy in the I Think We're Alone Now documentary who stalked 80's music star Tiffany, even when people clearly told him to stop he did it anyway because he claims to have special psychic techniques that allow him to talk to anyone telepathically and despite anything Tiffany, her lawyers or police said she was secretly really into him and was just lying about being creeped out because she didn't want to upset her then boyfriend.

I wouldn't be suprised if Chris used that logic about having special magical insight any time he wanted to creep on someone or was somehow in a position to rape again.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
Now I think about it really only when the issue has passed like him raging and throwing public tantrums about blue armed Sonic.
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Really?

He raged and tarded out and entered defensive hedgehog mode at that con he went to, except now it was for groping people and not blue arms.

If anything I would say that was an escalation of Chris's behaviour.
 
Mr. Awesome Man said:
It really is such a shame things had to happen like this. It would have been so fun to see Chris get kicked out of the con after his second day there after having a big tantrum over G5 or something, which would then lead to Null and all the people who donated to the GoFundMe expressing their anger over having wasted all their time and money only for Chris to fuck everything up just like he always does.

But nope, instead we're here now.
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not to mention at least wo of the brony anaylsits who made that f2 cartoon were there. Would have been a riot to see chris try and talk to them asking "why didn't you use my reaction video in your compilations dr wolf and silvy quilly?" Gee could it be because he fucked up even the easiest series a YouTube sperg can make? A reaction series. Because he didn't have picture in picture and his bedroom was still filthy as ever and had his pride/sonichu pony crap visable in the background?
 
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