Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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Null said:
I never gave Chris any money after the first care package. I helped Chris organize things.

All these fucking weirdos crying about me "enabling" him. I helped him after a disaster and worked to see if he could manage a consistent workload.
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I'm not some null sycophant but I will defend him in this case he is not giving Chris money. He did do a fundraiser for him in order so Chris doesn't get trapped because his car is a piece of crap. Before the whole Chris concludes his love quest with his mom thing everyone's attitude towards Chris was a bit different. I mean how could he have known Chris was doing the vertical nasty with his mother? In reality he tried to help Chris and threw the fundraiser tried to teach Chris the value of work and money in some small way. Granted I think everybody here would agree that is absolutely impossible and even if this never came to light and Chris still got all the commissions done and went to the convention he would not have learned anything. But yeah even if people did give Chris money everyone seems to forget the attitude towards Chris was significantly different before this recent crime came to light. I don't think anyone will be raising money for him now.
 
GypsyBard said:
I don't think anyone will be raising money for him now.
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I actually think some people might. He will be a famous convict after all and some weirdos are still going to want his drawings/attention.

I don’t believe the Chris Chan story will end until he is dead. There will always be a troll (or crazed fan) looking to interact with him. There might be a jail/homeless arc, but this is all far from over.
 
RussianParasite said:
I actually think some people might. He will be a famous convict after all and some weirdos are still going to want his drawings/attention.

I don’t believe the Chris Chan story will end until he is dead. There will always be a troll (or crazed fan) looking to interact with him. There might be a jail/homeless arc, but this is all far from over.
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It’s all downhill from here. The best Chris content is now in the past. The best we can hope for is some prison stories and accounts of him arrested for some stupid shit again.
 
RussianParasite said:
I actually think some people might. He will be a famous convict after all and some weirdos are still going to want his drawings/attention.

I don’t believe the Chris Chan story will end until he is dead. There will always be a troll (or crazed fan) looking to interact with him. There might be a jail/homeless arc, but this is all far from over.
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Oh I agree this is far from over and in fact when he gets out of jail eventually well if he gets out because he could be sent to a mental institution for the rest of his life considering he is quite literally telling everyone he's a God and punching walls to try and reach another dimension. Anyway when or if he gets out I think the homeless ark will be more interesting than anything we have seen yet.
 
Barley said:
Eh, eventually another not-enabler is probably going to do it.
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That someone would have to be a pretty deplorable individual (notice how Praetor have gone completely silent now and aren't even selling anything for him anymore) because whilst Chris has his following of enablers and fans, his track record with dealing with money always ends with Chris not listening to people and doing want he wants. If someone wants to help a convicted rapist earn a living, then they deserve what's coming to them.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
That someone would have to be a pretty deplorable individual, because whilst Chris has his following of enablers and fans, his track record with dealing with money always ends with Chris not listening to people and doing want he wants. If someone wants to help a convicted rapist earn a living, then they deserve what's coming to them.
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Oh, definitely. It'd have to be a really shitty person to still help and protect Chris after everything.
 
Buck Mullet said:
Hopefully someone involved (not some rando willing to break in, dumbest idea ever) will recognize the value in Christorical artifacts and save them, but doubt it.
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I can see it now: A few weens break into the house to recover the priceless CWC artifacts, end up knocking over a tower of garbage and getting crushed to death by the hoard. A fitting end.
 
PopPillzHearVoices said:
I can see it now: A few weens break into the house to recover the priceless CWC artifacts, end up knocking over a tower of garbage and getting crushed to death by the hoard. A fitting end.
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That's one of the ways people thought how Chris and barb were eventually going to die, at some point the amount of junk/crap and stuff in the house would have started turning into massive toy and clothes towers inside all of their rooms and eventually they would have had no floor space, they'd then eventually have to make small crawl spaces and tunnels to essentially get inside all the other rooms inside the house.

Sort of like how the Collyer Brothers story went down, if you haven't heard about it, watch that short video.
 
Rupin said:
It’s all downhill from here. The best Chris content is now in the past. The best we can hope for is some prison stories and accounts of him arrested for some stupid shit again.
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Oh no. We probably haven't even gotten started. Remember that the maximum they can hold this guy for is 10 years, so if Chris doesn't die that's at least another 2 days of him being on the street before he gets run over by a truck carrying G15 pony swag.
 
NOT THE BEEEEES! said:
Bella will be so jealous


But they’re rapists, too
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I was an altar boy but I had to give it up. If there's one thing I just couldn't stand about being Catholic as a kid, it was all the kneeling--stand up, kneel, stand up, kneel, stand up , kneel....

Just pick a position and fuck me already!
 
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5t3n0g0ph3r said:
Inevitably.
The Court Sentencing and Legal Fees might be the last part of Chris Chan's tale until either he is released, he dies or Barb dies (whichever comes first).
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Why should we fund his legal fees? He will be given a public defender- as are most of the people who go through the criminal justice system.
 
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