Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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I could just see him taking the Seattle underground tour. All the fun of walking through someone's endless smelly root cellar only to end up in a gift shop. When I went on the tour there was some "witch" that kept stopping at random moments, closing her eyes and making weird hand gestures. She kept saying shit like "Yes, I feel them. They are still here." Everyone was creeped the fuck out. I wonder what Chris would do.
Lol imagine him walking with a group of normies and talking to magichan.
agreed he's at least being honest about using the money for his little horseland vacation and not lying about it for bills, food and such. It would be really good if boss would let someone Comish new comic pages. It would almost feel like a return to the good old days if he could overcome his chronic laziness and do that again.
He has to be honest of it, cause he's not in control of the money. Last I knew of, only Null had access to it to restrict him from going crazy spending it all before the con.

It does make me wonder if dear leader is going to join Chris as a tard wrangler??
 
agreed he's at least being honest about using the money for his little horseland vacation and not lying about it for bills, food and such. It would be really good if boss would let someone Comish new comic pages. It would almost feel like a return to the good old days if he could overcome his chronic laziness and do that again.
These days, Chris doesn't seem to like using the word comics. He calls it books or graphic novels. Horse conventions are the only thing that motivates him to do art, aside from his frustration on his erectile dysfunction.
 
It would be really good if boss would let someone Comish new comic pages. It would almost feel like a return to the good old days if he could overcome his chronic laziness and do that again.
Who'd have ever thought that the day would come when we'd be actively wishing for a new DStecks. Strange times indeed.
 
Lol imagine him walking with a group of normies and talking to magichan.

He has to be honest of it, cause he's not in control of the money. Last I knew of, only Null had access to it to restrict him from going crazy spending it all before the con.

It does make me wonder if dear leader is going to join Chris as a tard wrangler??

Would you trust a retard with your money and letting a proven consoomer and hoarding habits? Null made a investment and wants guarantees that the money goes where it's supposed to.

Since no-one tard wranglers his welfare, Patreon and donation money it's very likely that Chris will waste money on useless bullshit. Things like budget, allowance and saving are alien concepts to him.

Also very expensive impulse purchases. You might as well throw money into a community fire barrel.
 
Who'd have ever thought that the day would come when we'd be actively wishing for a new DStecks. Strange times indeed.
Imagine the planet we're living on where we're actually just unironically trying to figure out how to get Chris to a brony con. And sincerely. And supposedly we're the most evil people in the world.
 
Imagine the planet we're living on where we're actually just unironically trying to figure out how to get Chris to a brony con. And sincerely. And supposedly we're the most evil people in the world.
Meanwhile twitter users think themselves as heroes by ruining their targets' lives.
Also very expensive impulse purchases. You might as well throw money into a community fire barrel.
Chris is always preaching to be calm, energetic, and spiritual. People with those beliefs are supposed to be minimalists and often self-reliant. Chris is the opposite.
 
agreed he's at least being honest about using the money for his little horseland vacation and not lying about it for bills, food and such. It would be really good if boss would let someone Comish new comic pages. It would almost feel like a return to the good old days if he could overcome his chronic laziness and do that again.
How would content feel though? In the early days, sonichu was created around Chris' antics; the introduction of trolls for example. While I agree with Chris being productive, I think the comics might be boring without the context of Chris IRL being antagonized.
 
How would content feel though? In the early days, sonichu was created around Chris' antics; the introduction of trolls for example. While I agree with Chris being productive, I think the comics might be boring without the context of Chris IRL being antagonized.
I feel like eventually the comic got fucked with too much by outsiders and Chris might have partially stopped because he didn't have control anymore. When you take the power out of someone's power fantasy, there's no reason for them to keep it up. Laziness is a factor too, but I feel like what really killed the comics was interference from others.

Chris doesn't even need to be antagonized to feel like a kicked autistic, and his distorted retelling of events is what made Sonichu interesting. Chris has such a strong victim mentality, he feels attacked in situations where he was obviously the aggressor. In the comics, he got to brutally torture people he didn't like and still reign over CWCville with an iron fist. It really served as a stark contrast to how powerless Chris is in real life.

The stupid "goddess" shit is just a substitute for that, and it seems Chris is determined to protect that delusion at all costs.
 
As much as I am critical about giving Chris anything, I think it is a good idea that he doesn't get harmed making that type of trip. Also to be honest, this is one of those rare things Chris can go to, and actually be able to socialize with others. I think it's probably for the best that some type of plan is set up to ensure he doesn't end up in a bad situation. Any of the autistic weens that think by doing some epic public humiliation stunt also can go fuck themselves. Let him enjoy his cartoon horse convention, plus maybe there might be something notable to discuss among ourselves that isn't instigated by weens. I would never give Chris my money, but his white knights will still donate. Since he lacks the capacity to control his spending, probably better someone mediates.
 
Since no-one tard wranglers his welfare, Patreon and donation money it's very likely that Chris will waste money on useless bullshit. Things like budget, allowance and saving are alien concepts to him.
Budget: Chris can budget fine, he was doing it for years after Bob died. This is why he sold shit and begs for free money-- so he could buy toys after bills were paid up. He doesn't actually need any financial help (unless he gets stupid and refuses to remember he can't bullshit utilities from CWCville). But people are dumb as hell to the point of not being able to see through his lies.

Allowance: When Bob was alive he kept Chris on a leash and only allotted him part of his tugboat due to the fact that Chris was (and still is) irresponsible with his money, like maxing out credit cards and stealing money from him and Barb.

Saving: Chris considers this to be a waste of money. It's not so much alien to him as it is he just refuses to do it; historically he's spent the tugboat as soon as it hits his bank account.
Imo the best thing to do would be to pretend you're going to get him to the brony con, but arrange for *something* to happen that gets him kicked out of the airport, so he can't go.
Like him getting disciplined by a cop or a security guard for doing something stupid and then he decides to do something stupider to "get back" at them (like kicking the tires on their segway while they're on it)
 
I'd be willing to look at trains but I've only been on a US train once in my life. If anyone is more experienced with navigating cross-country on rail give me your pitch.
fuck, imagine chris running out of money and trying to trainhop the rest of the way there 😂

Just put him in a shopping crate and mail him across the country
smuggle him in a moving truck
 
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the real question is why send him? so a repeat of the TooManyGames convention can occur? the other question would be is he even mentally fit for a convention style setting where he constantly believes hes being possessed by Sonichu among other issues?
 
the real question is why send him? so a repeat of the TooManyGames convention can occur? the other question would be is he even mentally fit for a convention style setting where he constantly believes hes being possessed by Sonichu among other issues?
I mean I feel this is kind of late given Chris' campaign succeeded and bought tickets to the convention and plane tickets
 
I mean I feel this is kind of late given Chris' campaign succeeded and bought tickets to the convention and plane tickets
i should mention its my first time logging in this year and i haven't been following much lately so being a bit late isnt that shocking, though its good to know what happened
 
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