Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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That being said only Chris himself can get himself banned for inappropriate behavior and ignoring coof safety regulations.
I think the only times Chris truly gets in trouble is when he is actually left to his own devices around semi-normal people.
 
I hope he eats something other than sweets and fast food.
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I see the Computer godes, magichan, and pink horse Chris. I don't know about others.
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He's aware that Sockness might attend Everfree to meet Chris.
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He mentioned entourage. Does he mean Mewtwo and Magi-chan? or he's really got a retinue? they must be doing it for the lulz.

I want Jacob to meet him in person. There's so much lulz oozing from the possibility.
 
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Good to know that the 'love and tolerance' pronoun brigade are showing how kind they are by not only contacting Everfree to ban Chris-Chan, a mentally challenged man and member of the LGBTQ because of 'association' with the 'wrong people,' but also threatening violence to Joshua Moon, for the sin of helping Chris-Chan and the delusion that the Kiwi Farms 'kills people.'
 
If these people succeed in getting Chris banned that would be fucked. Let the goofy som'bitch have a good time. just has to keep his hands to himself. be nice to get some laughs out of the deal for sure, im sure more than a couple people will upload something entertaining.

Chris is a million and a half things, but even he should be able to go on a real adventure, without an imaginary girl and a ticking clock, once in his life. I'm firmly in the camp of don't buy stuff from chris, but fuck it, I hope this works out for him, if the donations cannot be charged back by weens, it looks like he gonna be fuckin ballin' walking into the convention
 
Chris gets daily offers via email for business. Drawings, shout-outs, interviews, etc - all for money, all genuine offers. If Chris is willing to sit down to put in the minimum required to do these things, then people get what they want and Chris will be fine. My goal is to streamline this process so his fans on Twitter and elsewhere are happy and and Chris doesn't have to worry about being homeless.
I understand that. I was referring to people constantly complaining about giving Chris money. People are going to give it to him regardless of how angry others get.
 
Good to know that the 'love and tolerance' pronoun brigade are showing how kind they are by not only contacting Everfree to ban Chris-Chan, a mentally challenged man and member of the LGBTQ because of 'association' with the 'wrong people,' but also threatening violence to Joshua Moon, for the sin of helping Chris-Chan and the delusion that the Kiwi Farms 'kills people.'
Twitter had done more harm than what they thought KF had done.
It's easy to cancel individuals, celebrities, and small organizations but somehow they can't touch religious groups and corporations.
 
Twitter had done more harm than what they thought KF had done.
It's easy to cancel individuals, celebrities, and small organizations but somehow they can't touch religious groups and corporations.
The farms have been the better sweetheart to him all along, when you look at what some of the things people here have done for him, all the other friends and love interest have all been elaborate troll attempts or people who are just disgusted by him and want nothing to do with him.
 
I think the only times Chris truly gets in trouble is when he is actually left to his own devices around semi-normal people.

Is he ever? Now that courthouses have coof proof, the shopping mall is closing soon, Chris does not have any real friends, conventions are changing with people in it. Horse fuck cons went into death spiral after the show went 3D. Chris only socializes with someone is money, lots of ass kissing or both are involved. Case example sockness, closest thing to real human interaction are his court hearings. The smelly autist who is pushing over 40 does not socialize on internet, his tweets being restricted and private discord to talk to the scam artists like the psychics and other weirdos.

He only contacts people if there is something him to gain, money, attention or art gibs from many retards who want to be part of Chris tory, during his boring schizochu saga.
 
Damn, are we about to start a saga where insane internet trannies go after Chris because Null is trying to help him out?
This might be some of the best PR we could ask for. While Chris is undoubtedly retarded it is hard to attribute much of his behavior to actual malice. If genuinely fundraising and budgeting is painted as this, how exaggerated are the other complaints they raise?
 
It's good to set priorities and doing obligations. He's going to distribute his book cover to the first 20 Warhol book owners. He doesn't say he's going to give it away for free. He might charge them for one.
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Chris will need a rental car
Unless Chris getting in a car accident is part of the plan I would reconsider this. Driving in a big city like Seattle is a lot harder than in Buttfuck, VA. Maybe get him using Uber or something.

Or if he is gonna drive, send a dashcam with him so we can see him try to change lanes on I-5 during rush hour.
 
Unless Chris getting in a car accident is part of the plan I would reconsider this. Driving in a big city like Seattle is a lot harder than in Buttfuck, VA. Maybe get him using Uber or something.

Or if he is gonna drive, send a dashcam with him so we can see him try to change lanes on I-5 during rush hour.
We've already changed the plan to using the airport bus that goes to the hotels.
 
I’m not sure why some people are pissed about Null trying to help this guy. I’m not donating and don’t feel any pressure to. I haven’t even read his thread (it’s too long for this newbie) and I don’t like his art, but why not I guess? If it works then maybe a sped can redeem himself, if it doesn’t work then surely there will be more laughs?
 
Chris is actually fulfilling commissions, and seems to be enjoying the drawings. I wouldn't personally send Chris money, but seeing Chris actually drawing again is better than the cherry picked "card readings" and word salad Twitter ramblings. I don't see a problem as long as people are getting what they pay for and it's up front that this is convention/toy money (instead of begging to "pay bills" and buying transformers instead)

Other than weapons-grade gullibility, what I found fun about early Chris was the bizarre artwork made with shitty kid craft supplies while proclaiming to have Supreme Talent
 
Don't know if this was posted here or not, someone in the extremely productive Sneedacity thread on /g/ seems to have bought this from Chris.
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At least the con is at the hotel so he doesn't have to worry about any further traveling, unless he decides to explore the city.
I could just see him taking the Seattle underground tour. All the fun of walking through someone's endless smelly root cellar only to end up in a gift shop. When I went on the tour there was some "witch" that kept stopping at random moments, closing her eyes and making weird hand gestures. She kept saying shit like "Yes, I feel them. They are still here." Everyone was creeped the fuck out. I wonder what Chris would do.
 
Chris is actually fulfilling commissions, and seems to be enjoying the drawings. I wouldn't personally send Chris money, but seeing Chris actually drawing again is better than the cherry picked "card readings" and word salad Twitter ramblings. I don't see a problem as long as people are getting what they pay for and it's up front that this is convention/toy money (instead of begging to "pay bills" and buying transformers instead)

Other than weapons-grade gullibility, what I found fun about early Chris was the bizarre artwork made with shitty kid craft supplies while proclaiming to have Supreme Talent
agreed he's at least being honest about using the money for his little horseland vacation and not lying about it for bills, food and such. It would be really good if boss would let someone Comish new comic pages. It would almost feel like a return to the good old days if he could overcome his chronic laziness and do that again.
 
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