Chris has been arrested

[ForTheHoard]

Chris has been preparing for this his entire life.

 

[Mason Verger]

If nothing else this whole sordid affair is reminding me to video-call them more often, I guess.

Eh, just send your mom a dick pic when you get the chance. She’ll appreciate the gesture.

 

[Albert Ball]

Chris Chan did 9/11.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Chris has been preparing for this his entire life.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xAvGEWhNTkw

This just makes me miss classic chris now. Never thought I could get so nostalgic over watching a austismo break stuff in his room.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Ugly ginger coppercab seems to like chris chan. what a loser.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

I moved to another time zone in early 2020 right before shit hit the fan with Covid, I haven't seen either of my parents in-person since
If nothing else this whole sordid affair is remindinme to video-call them more often, I guess.

Keep in touch and help out where and when you can, the loss of a parent is a kick in the nuts even if you have a family. It's normal for a man when dying to call out to his mother and I suspect it's the same for women with their dad.

That being said, getting back to Chris, raping your own mother is so disgusting and so objectively evil it boggles my mind that Chris would even consider doing something like that unless he was possessed by something.

In any case, that concept of the perverted "temple" he created at 14BC is demonic in origin. The house should be burned and the land exorcised.

 

[Shanndog]

I'm guessing no new news has come out?

this is the closest thing i can find so far,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaQFjOS5xrQ

and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4H1qld7RN8

 

[Black Lives Matter]

Somethin's going on, can I smell yo duck?

 

[GypsyBard]

They have till tomorrow to arrange him or the charges could be dropped. I don't about angels but Chris has a guardian... something watching over him .

Good so most likely it will happen tomorrow and we will get new updates

 

[W00K #17]

I moved to another time zone in early 2020 right before shit hit the fan with Covid, I haven't seen either of my parents in-person since.

If nothing else this whole sordid affair is reminding me to video-call them more often, I guess.

Thats because you're a pussy. No need to further detail I'll leave it at that.

 

[Horus]

Given the size of this thread, it has probably been stated already and I am super late, but it just hit me. The last interaction with the outside world for Chris was Ethan Ralph yelling at him while filming it. What a time to be alive.

 

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What's this about Chris losing his shit in Solitary Confinement?

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[Eugene90]

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Honestly considering Chris has a fairly short attention span it won't be surprising that he's losing it.

But again, I won't believe it to happen until I see reliable source to it.

 

[Super Guido]

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That Max person's right. Also it might depend on what Chris actually "losing it" looks like, because as far as I'm concerned, he lost his marbles a long time ago. For all I know, they think the Dimensional Merge shit is him losing it and not just being the sped he's been for a while now.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Honestly considering Chris has a fairly short attention span it won't be surprising that he's losing it.

But again, I won't believe it to happen until I see reliable source to it.

My dad who totally works for Nintendo (for real guys) is the source.

Come on now.

 

[MagmaStalker]

Somethin's going on, can I smell yo duck?

why you comin home, at five in the mo-nin, somethin goin on can i smell yo diiiiiick

 

[Mason Verger]

Honestly considering Chris has a fairly short attention span it won't be surprising that he's losing it.

But again, I won't believe it to happen until I see reliable source to it.

Yeah, pretty much all prior evidence would point to Chris eventually going absolutely ape shit sooner or later. Far more likely than him quietly spending his time contemplating his life and legal strategy while wisely staying clear of any additional trouble.
$10 says the dumb shit winds up in a full Hannibal Lecter rig by the weeks end.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

You’re disgusting.

Now you've gone too far.

 

[Professor Iris]

Yes, but the real question is: Is there a sink with a Hex-shaped bowl for him to talk to?

 

[Cuntster]

I wonder if Chris has finally dropped his faux female pitch and reverted to his naturally autistic slightly-less-high pitched voice.