Chris has been arrested

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Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite said:
If I had to room somewhere with Chris I would end up shanking him because he probably never shuts up tbh.
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The prison system has never had to deal with someone like chris. I feel so bad for the cellmate who has to hear about the merge. Either he is gonna get his ass kicked day 1, or people are gonna leave him alone and let him be the prison idiot who they all laugh at.
 
WutangLee said:
You can actually tell Bowie has different eyes. It's next to impossible with Chris
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David Bowie did not have heterochromia. One pupil was permanently dilated after a fight over a girl with someone - IIRC - who was a life-long friend outside of that spat.
 
Pringles Can said:
The prison system has never had to deal with someone like chris. I feel so bad for the cellmate who has to hear about the merge. Either he is gonna get his ass kicked day 1, or people are gonna leave him alone and let him be the prison idiot who they all laugh at.
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I feel bad with whoever will be sharing their cell with Chris.

No one ever deserves being exposed to that amount of radioactivity in their life.
 
YachieKicchou said:
It's not uncommon for a public defender to put in some real effort. Your public defender keeps in contact with you and informs you of your options. You can even suggest things and they'll take it into account. I was wrongfully convicted of something once and my public defender was really good about it and went all out for me and saved my ass. There are good ones out there, it just depends entirely on who Chris pulls and whether or not he pisses them off/alienates them too much.
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A public defender will give a damn about their client if their client is actually 100% innocent, and likeable. There was that one lawyer on Joe Rogan's podcast that broke down that the Lawyers make it about themselves, the lawyer feels they're actually saving client (as was with the latino the lawyer on Joe's podcast did) from certain death (the judge was trying to give the guy the death penalty).

I think Chris is a coin toss. His crime is fucking horrid, but we don't know how it'll come across to a third party lawyer
 
Butthole Surfer said:
Imagine graduating from medical school just to be forever known as the guy who impersonated some autistic weirdo on the internet
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The thing is though is that atleast he is known.

Million others who also graduates never had a chance for even being fucking known in the first place. Atleast its not a criminal or degenerate acts, or being a literal mother fucker :spudking:
 
Pringles Can said:
The prison system has never had to deal with someone like chris. I feel so bad for the cellmate who has to hear about the merge. Either he is gonna get his ass kicked day 1, or people are gonna leave him alone and let him be the prison idiot who they all laugh at.
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And thus a new generation of Christorians are born.
 
Pringles Can said:
The prison system has never had to deal with someone like chris. I feel so bad for the cellmate who has to hear about the merge. Either he is gonna get his ass kicked day 1, or people are gonna leave him alone and let him be the prison idiot who they all laugh at.
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Perhaps he'll get a moderate asskicking and then be moved into isolation before he gets mortally injured.
 
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