Chris has been arrested

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Top Skink said:
All of this is, ironically, way bigger drama than Chris and his autistic life. The state lowering the level of crime because the defendant pleads he's transgender is groundbreaking stuff with implications way higher than a weirdo people on the Internet laugh at. Prison sentencing is night and day from the court process itself so even if it's law that pre-op stay with what they really are, it doesn't necessarily mean anything to how he's tried
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Chris using his transgenderism in court would entirely hinge on him getting a lawyer worth a damn (or having a big name lawyer do it) that would be willing and capable of playing the trans card and play it from the bottom of the deck, to quote one of the OJ lawyers.

But since Chris will be stuck with an overworked public defender who won't give a fuck because he's got 5-10 more clients he has to deal with, he'll probably go with the insanity defense because being put in a mental facility is the best Chris can hope for in the eyes of a public defender with zero vested interest in Chris and his bullshit.
 
Some more potential cellmates...
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Kill Your Idols said:
I'm nervous for tomorrow when my coworkers ask me how my weekend was. I might just look at them with dead fish-eyes and sweat dripping down my forehead as a I struggle to say, "Fine."
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How I think a lot of us spent the day.

So it's incest charges, not rape. Interesting. There won't be bail or anything posted until morning, most likely they wanted him at least overnight (they like to pick people up on weekends).
 
I have lost count of how many "I was here"/"posting in epic thread" posts and one-word posts I have deleted. Be grateful I didn't threadban any of you.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Chris using his transgenderism in court would entirely hinge on him getting a lawyer worth a damn (or having a big name lawyer do it) that would be willing and capable of playing the trans card and play it from the bottom of the deck, to quote one of the OJ lawyers.

But since Chris will be stuck with an overworked public defender who won't give a fuck because he's got 5-10 more clients he has to deal with, he'll probably go with the insanity defense because being put in a mental facility is the best Chris can hope for in the eyes of a public defender with zero vested interest in Chris and his bullshit.
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my moneys on some sort of plea deal, insanity sounds like it could get complicated
 
CervixHammer said:
Virginia never needed an "Incest w/Own Parent" charge until now?
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Incest with own child is the crime that occurred here and they arrested one of the parties to it. This is literal sped shit arguing about the phrasing of the charge when it's perfectly accurate, if a little awkward.
 
Come On Fucking Guy said:
You only have to be arrested on a single charge. Don't be surprised if subsequent charges come afterwards...
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He's been possibly stealing from Barb for years. So that comes identity theft, fraud etc.

the rape, incest, elder abuse

Could be a plethora of thing s
 
Trombonista said:
I have lost count of how many "I was here"/"posting in epic thread" posts I have deleted. Be grateful I didn't threadban any of you.
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You are doing God's work janny. I normally don't like your kind but with all these Redditors and Twitter fags flooding here constantly I highly appreciate the helpful autism. Keep it up.
 
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