Chris has been arrested

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris followed his rainbow...to jail.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

What is he being arrested for? Is it just the theft, or what.

No one knows yet, try reading for more than two minutes.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Here we go again.

 

[AMHOLIO]

DSP will outlive all of us.

It'll be like that Twilight Zone episode where Merideth Burgess has all the time to read except instead of reading it's WWE and instead of dropping his glasses it's his phone/the servers crashing.

 

[cruderudedude]

Cop in the middle looks like his entire life is flashing before his eyes.

I would be scared shitless too if the Chaotic Combo was coming after me

 

[All Cops Are Based]

What is he being arrested for? Is it just the theft, or what.

He's probably either in protective custody due to hundreds of retard weens calling in to the hotel, or it's a tresspass because he wouldn't leave. We don't really know yet.

Please threadban evangelionposters

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

Goddammit. I feel like I'm gonna scream if I see another Evangelion reference in this thread.

 

[Wormy]

Is this the final arc in the chris chan saga?

Nah, just the end of this season.

 

[Gohn Joodman]

In my opinion the best thing to come out of these weens stalking him was to screenshot the part where he got arrested.
Decided to take a couple pics and up-scale them.


EDIT: Remove the spoilered full-sized images, forgot that clicking the thumbnails brings them up anyway.

They still look a bit rough, but I thought maybe someone might have use for these.
Wallpaper? Lmao.

 

[Indefinite_Ordered_Sets]

Jim Can't Swim - Criminal Documentary video when?

 

[Cloister the Stupid]

I'm hoping for a good mugshot tomorrow morning, something to take a little bit of the edge off of all this insanity. His 1st has been one of my favorite "pissed off" reaction images for years.

I'm expecting a pic of a woman who's had their soul drained from them.

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

I'm happy to have shared this with you guys. For a brief moment, the internet was kinda fun again.
Thanks for the wild ride of the past 13(?) years Chris.

 

[Lonely semen]

(TMI and powerlevelling, but whatever)

Chris violated an EPO, Null knew, Null kinda had to report it.

Trust me, I've shopped my own family over less, because I'm a cunt.

I'd have done the same.

 

[King Whiskey]

 

[Blackhole]

Ladies and guntelmen,this has been a very wild ride.
We can now only pray the world doesn't implode before December.

 

[Quijibo69]

In before Chris Chan Brakes The Internet.

 

[msXselfdestruct]

For the sake of posterity, here are some of Chris' cellmates if they decide to throw him into the male general population.
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What are the odds he gets loved tenderly by one of these strapping young lads?

 

[c-beams]

Imagine being a sysadmin for the jail system and having your shit absolutely wrecked right now with people pressing F5.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I would be scared shitless too if the Chaotic Combo was coming after me

That cop is a hero. Where to send flowers.

 

[Ethelokia]

This saddens me deeply. I’ve been here since episode 1 of Geno’s doc and have become attached to the Chris Chan story. Chris is the reason I even found love for the sonic franchise. I feel like a part of me just died. All of this happened in a blink of an eye. Where do we even go from here? Chris was the last monarch of the old internet. I don’t know how to feel. The dickhead trolls won in the end. Not the ending I wanted. Rip.