Chris has been arrested

[️ronic]

So did we win the game guys?

We all win for being here.

 

[Contortion]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

Wasting my Sunday hours away refreshing this amalgamation of faggots and retards. Worth it.

 

[Clara Sorrenti]

you guys think Clover and whatever is the cat’s name witnesses any of the famous romps? Keeps me up at night.

 

[Tajin Buu]

the prison saga is going to be a very dark one

 

[Doctor Retarded]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

sleeping

 

[King Kiwi]

that needed to happen. anyways, chick fil a
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I don't think Chris is going to get his 4Count minis in jail but I will!!!!

 

[pahsitive]

Amazed and also highly disturbed at the sequence of events that have taken place these past few days. Is it really over?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"Check out <wheeeeeeeeze> Killstream when you get out!"

 

[:gold:]

Ralph's pancreas

You know, when Ralph’s transplant pig heart is finally too clogged to pump anymore of his cholesterol blood, I’m gonna feel kinda sad for the poor firemen who have to try to remove his giant bloated corpse. Maybe it won’t be possible to move his carcass and they will have to use dynamite like they do with beached whales.

 

[FujiWuji]

y'all act like he would be able to get any lawyer to agree to represent him. Maybe Guiliani would if he weren't debarred but no way is any lawyer gonna think they have a chance. He is gonna be stuck with whatever public defense lawyer he gets.

Lawyers will trip over themselves to represent Chris, bro. This is the kind of weird shit those court jews live for. It's a unique war story for them and major source of advertising.

 

[Zpop]

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You forgot to highlight national raspberry cream pie day in celebration for what Barb’s contaminated pussy looks like

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Goddammit. I feel like I'm gonna scream if I see another Evangelion reference in this thread.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

How long till Chris throws his beloved Sonichu under the bus and claims it was "him" in Chris' body who raped Barbara?

 

[Truth and Honesty]

I'll say it again. To the new 15,000 guests, hi. Oh, and if you're a tranny or a furry you should probably see if you have a thread.

 

[JelloJerk]

"Stop laughing you freak this isn't funny. Now the whole fucking site is on fire because of what you did"

"I know. Ain't it beautiful?"

 

[Lonely semen]

I can't believe that Jersh turned him in like that...lol

 

[Cold Root Beer]

I got money on his arrest (or even detention) having to do with him acting like a retard to the cops and not the $750 or the mom rape.

 

[Thots & Prayers]

Holy fuck, there's already this many pages?!

Just continue reading, I have nothing to contribute besides wtfing.

 

[Vuedou]

Fuck, it just occurred me.

The public defender assigned to him is going to be in for a wild fucking ride

 

[michael_bruh]

Is this the final arc in the chris chan saga?