Chris has been arrested

[FunPosting101]

To the unpaid intern that's researching this thread a few years in the future for the Netflix documentary: Hi there!

Please remember us, we were here.

Also, to that same intern, we all think you're a faggot who sucks dick out back of the local 7/11 every day of the week.

 

[niggerfaggotretard]

I'm kinda bummed the $750 for the seattle plane ticket theory didn't end up happening. Would have been a much more insane saga and Chris getting arrested at a ponycon would have been way funnier.

 

[Murray pure]

What a ride

 

[BarbsOrgasmmmm]

How many beers would you niggers need to fuck Chris chan? Like for real.

Don't be pussies

 

[Likely]

What are the charges?

1) Rape?

2) violation of EPO+ theft?

3) Both 1 + 2?

Im thinking it’s both.

at least the EPO. The next week will be interesting, to say the least

 

[A Dumb Demon]

Chilling out in bed while watching the tismstorm is peak comfy tbh

 

[Henry Wyatt]

better call saul

your honor, my client was only doing this to initiate the merge

 

[kiwifarmuser]

I will be Chris's penpal, can't wait to receive Jailchu comics from him.

 

[Eggplant Parm]

Chris is gonna get his organs pushed in prison

 

[Lonely semen]

...

 

[Austim Spergler]

i feel there will be an OJ level trial

 

[Pixy]

It's worth noting that there are a lot of weens coming out of the woodwork trying to flog off whatever 'merchandise' or signed junk they got from Chris. Try and document it too.

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[Osaka]

Thread theme:

 

[Kosher Dill]

Thank God the thread is back, I was afraid I'd lose my only copy of "Guy setting up dominoes", "You have no idea how bad things really are", "Komm susser Tod", "Spongebob with burned out eyes", and "Who needs their Barbussy ate".

 

[G. Williamson]

I am so glad I witnessed these threads. God it's been a crazy fucking weekend

 

[AnimeAvatard]

For the sake of posterity, here are some of Chris' cellmates if they decide to throw him into the male general population.
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Despite being 13% of the population....

 

[atleast3letterslong]

Null deleted my gif

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hope some great lawyer represents Chris pro-bono for publicity and we get a hilarious court battle

Hopefully Nick Rekieta.

 

[Pissmaster]

Reminder that if Chris never won this contest he most likely wouldn't have ended up in this situation.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=yGlFUf9ZEcM

It’s like those stories of lottery winners ruining their lives taken to the absolute most extreme possible situation

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

With mah bois.