Chris has been arrested

[Fate Fan]

I was here and would like to remind everyone Null did nothing wrong and trans women arent real women, and ethan ralph is a manlet who is about to spawn a second demon baby

 

[Kulee Baba]

Everyone should crack open a cold can of Fanta and pour one out for our first and special lolcow.

We can forgo the Semen right?

 

[Liber Pater]

Why did you delete the old thread?

 

[©©©]

The merge be wild, boys.

 

[三字经]

Do you think Ralph would've tried to tap that?

 

[Witthel]

Glad I was present to witness this historical moment.

 

[ReadtheShirt]

It's happening! The merge has finally taken place in these unholy times.

 

[Regginmcaids]

Taking bets on if Chris will be beat up in jail. I say he will come close but then moved into his own special padded room once he starts to talk about the merge.

 

[Jack Awful]

Ralph and Null will merge with Chris and the Third Merge Impact will commence.

They will become Fanta.

 

[Whaler]

Never in my life would have expected christory to end with Chris being arrested while the Gunt wails out to the police to check his livestream while his horsefriend whinnys like a tard.

 

[Bunsonice]

How long until the weens start trying to scavenge chris house

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

 

[tigergrinder]

Well since the old thread was deleted for some reason, I'll just say it again: now Tucker HAS to talk about this. And I cannot wait for him to say the word "Sonichu" on national television.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

The absolute legend kept enough resolve while being arrested to reassure his constituents that he is still the Mayor of CWCville

 

[JelloJerk]

I think we crashed the website where the mugshot will be posted, it doesn't load for me.

 

[[n i h i l i s m]]

So to recap. Chris was arrested for raping his mom while Ethan Ralph recorded it on National Girlfriend Day which also kicks off International Clown Week.

There's no such thing as a coincidence.

 

[Kongis]

finally had to stop lurking and make an account just to be a part of this historic moment

 

[Tiger Jack]

It's somehow fitting that so many peoples' first Christorical moment might also be the last.

 

[Sealbaby]

Country roads
Take me home
To the place I belong
West Virgin-ya
Mountin' mama
Take me home
Country roads

 

[GoodCobber]

Literally everything that could have gone wrong and fucked up has happened in this fuckers life
This isn't a Greek or Shakespearean tragedy -those have bittersweet moments- this is a fucking comedy of errors to surpass all comedy of errors.
I am still staggered it has gotten to this point and every poor decision possible has been made. It boggles the mind