Chip or Dale

[Just A Butt]

ok so you've been trandformed into a cartoon mouse lady who makes weird shit out of garbage and fights crime. which chipmunk (which is a different species) do you bang?

 

[Everybody]

If I am Pearl Gadget I'd go with Chip, he seems to be more on her level.
If I am myself I'd go with Dale because I like himbos and he seems fun.

(Her name is Pearl in my country)

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Chip. Dale is functionally retarded, like he has Chipmunk Down's Syndrome.

 

[Ged!]

Fuck Dale, marry Chip.

 

[Solid Snek]

I always liked Dale. He was the fun one, like Venkman and Michaelangelo.

But if I were a cartoon mouse lady, I'd be Gadget. And if Gadget were going to fuck anyone, it would be Monterey Jack.

(if I am allowed to retain some semblance of my pre-transformation will and autonomy, however, I/Gadget would fuck myself. Preferably for tips, on Onlyfans or, if I'm desperate, Pornhub.)

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I liked Chip more as a kid, so that's my choice.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Chip has the cool hat and jacket. Dale had a fun shirt. Tough choice, but gonna have to go with Chip.

 

[Just A Butt]

i guess we were all wrong and it was a fly the whole time

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I hope those wat rumors about the fly are nothing more than fabrications.

 

[Cats]

Chimp and Dale

 

[Just A Butt]

nothing more than fabrications

i've seen the film three times now.
she has like 17 fly children with idris elbafly

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Dale seems more fun but he seems listless and he's a fuck-up. I would probably have more short term fun with Dale but he wouldn't be able to provide a stable life.

Chip seems more serious. He's all business. He's also too high strung. If I recall correctly, he would hit Dale sometimes. How long until he would hit me?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Zipper is daddy.

 

[JethroTullamore]

If all the furry porn I’ve seen is any indication, I’d be spit-roasted by both of them while Monty jerks off onto my face.