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- Jun 24, 2024
I was going through my downloaded video folder looking for a video of a nigerian voring a baby shaped lump of fufu and I found my collection of Chinese fruit videos and I just want to share them. I think they've gone out of fashion recently. I'm not sure if the ccp has just banned your 5 a day or what. They seem to be mostly promotional videos but they all act like they're some crypto shill trying to pump a token when it's just you sell mangoes. I think maybe I only saw them because I was in China and they were location tagged ads or something and that might be why I don't see them anymore. Idk do Chinese people eat fruit these days?
The quintessential chinese fruit video. A woman randomly assaulting the poor fruit while shouting at me and then pulling out some fruit that is clearly not the same as the ones around it and then trying to feed me like the most inefficient feederism going. All it needs is some Chinese opera music and this would be the peak output of the entire country in the past century. They all love throwing shit around too. Yea I've got a basket but no I will throw my knife and half a mango into my single lane swimming pool instead.
This guy just got fucking defeated by a jackfruit. I love how he comes in all hyped up and slapping it around and then he gets his shit handed to him by a fucking fruit. I don't really know how the social credit system works but being weaker than a fruit seems like it would being great dishonour on your family and is probably worthy of execution. It's even trying to strip the guy. He's going to end up being cucked by the thing, he's going to come home and his wife is going to be fucking the fruit because it's a better man than he is.
I like the part where he says ooh gee damn high juden mango. I think Hitler said that too. Like what is he doing? What a silly fella? You can't use a mango as flooring silly. He's done the equivelent of mopping the floor from the doorway in. He won't be able to escape now. A real 'number 15 ccp foot mango the last thing you would want in your mango propaganda video is a Chinese man's feet in your fruit but it turns out that might be exactly what you get' situation.
I don't know how this is meant to be a promotional video though? The music makes it more seem like the guy started a long relationship with the garlic bulb and they're getting married now and they made this cutesy video to look back on when they first met. I love the ones that just inexplicably have some really grand operatic music and then the video is just a guy digging through soil.
Look I'm not racist I just think that Chinese music sounds funny. Are any of these actually funny or do I just like laughing at Chinese people? Is there any comedic value in any of these videos or is the comedic value just from how Chinese sounds and how their music sounds and the way they look?
Out of breath fat Chinese guy aggressively pokes apple until he can eat it like a pig?
Doo doo shoe woman MANGOAH!!!!! I love how the one he cuts open is just clearly not the same as the ones below it. Yea that one looks nice can I get a link to buy those instead of the ones you're actually selling?
They would also post just fucking retarded ai images too. I don't know what this means. Is this some sort of anti westerner demoralisation propaganda? Look at the glorious ccp our melons are so strong they need an entire tree to support them unlike your puny vine melons?
Wow look at the athletic powers the super mega ccp apples have given this old man. In the west the apples are full of hfcs and they make your bones shrink.
Behold the glory of the ccp. They are such a strong and prosperous nation they can afford to destroy and explode these inferior mangoes. Even the technique is superior. Notice how he, well, he doesn't eat it but he kinda goes to eat it, like a real man. No hedgehogging woke faggotry. Just a man and a mango. I love the ccp and I love ccp sponsored mangoes please do not blacklist me from the country the only other connecting flights land in fucking india.
The quintessential chinese fruit video. A woman randomly assaulting the poor fruit while shouting at me and then pulling out some fruit that is clearly not the same as the ones around it and then trying to feed me like the most inefficient feederism going. All it needs is some Chinese opera music and this would be the peak output of the entire country in the past century. They all love throwing shit around too. Yea I've got a basket but no I will throw my knife and half a mango into my single lane swimming pool instead.
This guy just got fucking defeated by a jackfruit. I love how he comes in all hyped up and slapping it around and then he gets his shit handed to him by a fucking fruit. I don't really know how the social credit system works but being weaker than a fruit seems like it would being great dishonour on your family and is probably worthy of execution. It's even trying to strip the guy. He's going to end up being cucked by the thing, he's going to come home and his wife is going to be fucking the fruit because it's a better man than he is.
I like the part where he says ooh gee damn high juden mango. I think Hitler said that too. Like what is he doing? What a silly fella? You can't use a mango as flooring silly. He's done the equivelent of mopping the floor from the doorway in. He won't be able to escape now. A real 'number 15 ccp foot mango the last thing you would want in your mango propaganda video is a Chinese man's feet in your fruit but it turns out that might be exactly what you get' situation.
I don't know how this is meant to be a promotional video though? The music makes it more seem like the guy started a long relationship with the garlic bulb and they're getting married now and they made this cutesy video to look back on when they first met. I love the ones that just inexplicably have some really grand operatic music and then the video is just a guy digging through soil.
Look I'm not racist I just think that Chinese music sounds funny. Are any of these actually funny or do I just like laughing at Chinese people? Is there any comedic value in any of these videos or is the comedic value just from how Chinese sounds and how their music sounds and the way they look?
Out of breath fat Chinese guy aggressively pokes apple until he can eat it like a pig?
Doo doo shoe woman MANGOAH!!!!! I love how the one he cuts open is just clearly not the same as the ones below it. Yea that one looks nice can I get a link to buy those instead of the ones you're actually selling?
They would also post just fucking retarded ai images too. I don't know what this means. Is this some sort of anti westerner demoralisation propaganda? Look at the glorious ccp our melons are so strong they need an entire tree to support them unlike your puny vine melons?
Wow look at the athletic powers the super mega ccp apples have given this old man. In the west the apples are full of hfcs and they make your bones shrink.
Behold the glory of the ccp. They are such a strong and prosperous nation they can afford to destroy and explode these inferior mangoes. Even the technique is superior. Notice how he, well, he doesn't eat it but he kinda goes to eat it, like a real man. No hedgehogging woke faggotry. Just a man and a mango. I love the ccp and I love ccp sponsored mangoes please do not blacklist me from the country the only other connecting flights land in fucking india.
