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Hey, I can't find the interview that someone did a while back. I think the link got busted or something.
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Hey, I can't find the interview that someone did a while back. I think the link got busted or something.
Kleine Derville pokes his head through some laundry to talk about suicide, depression and ER, while a rooster crows in the background:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jnjr4xRIrp4
Hm. I have an 87% match with dear Cherokee. WE SHOULD TOTES DATE!Yeah I'm double-posting but fuck you it's worth it; ladies please try to control your insatiable vaginas, it's Dacheffen's OKCupid site!
https://archive.is/u1yop
He lays out some pretty revealing answers too, notably that he masturbates every day and would like to have an encounter with someone of the same sex, enjoy.
Do you like scary movies?
Yes
How often are you open with your feelings?
Never
Do you enjoy intense intellectual conversations?
Yes
Is smoking disgusting?
Yes
How much influence or control do your parents have over your life?
I almost always do what my parents think is best.
Is astrological sign at all important in a match?
No
Have you ever had a sexual encounter with someone of the same sex?
No, but I would like to.ill done that if im married . if it is blessed by sacrament of marriage by the blood of Jesus Christ
How open are you to trying new things in bed?
Hesitant, but it might happen.
Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things?
Good
Say you've started seeing someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you have sex?
Only after the wedding
Are you either vegetarian or vegan?
Yes
Rate your self-confidence:
Below average
Could you date someone who was really quiet?
Yes
Are you happy with your life?
No
I prefer to sleep…
Alone
Could you date someone who does drugs?
No
How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?
Totally willing!
Are you looking for a partner to have children with?
No
How do you feel about falling in love?
I'm indifferent / not sure
Do you enjoy discussing politics?
No
Is your ideal sex rough or gentle?
I'm a virgin
Would you consider dating someone who has vocalized a strong negative bias toward a certain race of people?
It depends on which race.
How long do your romantic relationships usually last?
I've never been in a relationship
If you were to die, would whoever goes through your personal belongings be shocked by what they find?
Yes.
Do spelling mistakes annoy you?
No
Do you think homosexuality is a sin?
Yes
Which makes for a better relationship?
Passion
Could you date someone who was really messy?
Yes
How frequently do you drink alcohol?
Never
Do you put more weight in science or faith?
Faith
In a certain light, wouldn't nuclear war be exciting?
Yes, it would.
If one of your potential matches were overweight, would that be a dealbreaker?
Yes, even if they were slightly overweight.
Some religions are more correct than others.
True
Have you smoked a cigarette in the last 6 months?
No
Is jealousy healthy in a relationship?
No
Would you consider having an open relationship (i.e., one where you can see other people)?
No
How often do you use Facebook?
I never use it.
Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes - It depends.
How important is religion/God in your life?
Extremely important
Which is bigger?
The Sun
A college-level education is...
Necessary
How are you most likely to show your partner you care?
Words: Tell them how much you appreciate them
Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color / racial background?
Yes
In terms of sex, how experienced would your ideal mate be (with people other than you)?
Very experienced
Would you consider sleeping with someone on the first date?
No
Could you date someone who already has children from a previous relationship?
NoIts a act of sin that has committed adultery
What is the most exciting thing about getting to know someone new?
Discovering your shared interests
Who are you most likely to reveal a dark, provocative secret to?
No one... I keep my secrets to myself.
How often do you brush your teeth?
Twice or more a day
Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of his/her exes (as a friend)?
Yes
Which superpower would you rather have?
Invisibility
Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?
No way.
Are you ready to settle down and get married right now?
Absolutely.
How frequently do you bathe or shower?
At least once a day.
Are you Christian?
Yes
Orgasms are clearly the most important part of sex.
I agree.
Are you an aspiring actor/artist/writer or other creative type?
Yes
Is there a such thing as having had too many sex partners?
No
Which would you rather be?
Normal
Do you often make jokes that offend more uptight people?
No
Would you go out with a smoker?
Yes, but only an occasional/social smoker
Do you believe in the power of prayer?
Yes
How often do you masturbate?
Once a day or more
Do you believe morality is universal, or relative?
Universal
Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved?
Yes
What's your deal with harder drugs (stuff beyond pot)?
I never do drugs.
Would you date someone just for the sex?
Noits a Fornication - a sin of relationship due to sexual i
Are you attracted to dangerous situations?
No
How much can intelligence turn you on?
A bit.
What's your opinion of the phrase "making love" when it refers to sex?
It's beautiful.
If you were to get married, would you want your partner to change his or her last name to yours?
Yes.
How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone?
Somewhat important.
How important is money/wealth for you in a match?
Somewhat important
If you had to name your greatest motivation in life thus far, what would it be?
Love
Which of these is likely to make you more nervous?
A promising first date
Choose the better romantic activity:
Kissing in a tent, in the woods
About how long do you want your next relationship to last?
The rest of my life
Do you believe in God?
Yes
Do you believe your country would be more or less safe if every adult owned a gun?
Less safe
How much does physical attractiveness matter to you in a match?
A little
In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life?
Yes
Which of the following best describes your typical demeanor?
Meh. I have my ups and downs.
What's your relationship with marijuana?
Never.
How do you feel about documentaries?
Okay
Do you keep a budget of your finances?
Yes
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Dogs
Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?
Someone to come home to
How important is it to you that your partner smell good?
Important-ish
Is it a requirement that you communicate every day with your significant other (via phone, text, in person, whatever)?
Yes, unless otherwise specified
How do you think your sex drive compares to what is typical for other people of your age and gender?
My sex drive is higher than average.
What's the highest level of education you've completed?
College
Do you space out or daydream a lot?
Sometimes
Do you think drug use with your partner can be a romantic activity?
No
Which is worse: starving children or abused animals?
Neither, they are equally bad.
Do you have a problem with racist jokes?
No
Is art important to you?
Yes
Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?
No
Were you picked on a lot in school?
No
How do you feel about kids?
Kids are precious—they love me and I love them!
If you don't do anything at all for an entire day, how does that make you feel?
Bad
Would you buy your partner perfume or cologne as a gift?
Yes, a scent that they love.
How many children would you ideally like to have?
1-2
Are you careful with your money?
Yes
Yes
If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out?
Yes
The idea of gay and lesbian couples having children is:
Acceptable.
Would you—for any reason—read your mate's email or pose as him/her online, without his/her knowledge and permission?
No, I'd trust them and that would be invasive.
Did you join OkCupid just so you could find people to have sex with?
No
Do you enjoy outdoor activities such as camping, hiking or fishing?
Yes
ANSWER HIM!!?!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdGATQ3cFAU
I think the shoutiest we've seen him since the Kleine Deville rebirth.
VNT's quitting Youtube again.