🐮 Lolcow Charger The Wolf - Pays People Not To Troll Him

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themanisamanman

themanisamanman

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This is a fella that I've seen for quite some time. He's 30, lives with his parents, takes their money and owns over two thousand dollars in Power Rangers merchandise. He considers himself a professional voice actor and is waiting on the Hollywood call. Here's an example
He deletes comments if you criticize his work and if you talk to him about it in person he will threaten to harm you.
Once, he uploaded nickelodeon gameshow videos and a Youtuber told him he called the internet police on him. He took his entire channel down and his mother disconnected his wifi. He then proceeded to upload more nickelodeon videos at the local Burger King, where he claims to be manly enough to stomach 4 doubles in an hour.
His fan character has literally over 25 powers depending on which chaos emerald combinations he has, and it Metal Sonic's brother made from a wolf with the help of alternate reality Eggman's grandfather. Once when he was told that the story seemed silly, he ranted for 45 minutes on Youtube... With the microphone on mute. His art is the best part.
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Are there any psychologists on this forum? When y'all diagnose someone with autism, is one of the treatments handing them a genesis with a copy of sonic? I'll be amazed the day we find a potential lolcow who isn't obsessed with sonic.

His enunciation on that video is awful. That drawing is actually not that shitty, but that's probably because I attempted to read the Golden Knight's comics.

How does he pay people not to troll him?
 
There was a person called BlackPreon who disagreed with Charger's opinions and Charger in turn sent him 50 dollars. I can't find the link to it right now but I believe they discuss it in this commentary.
 
wait disagreeing with an autist for money?

....this must be what it's like when people get called to the priesthood
 
hurrhurrhurr said:
Are there any psychologists on this forum? When y'all diagnose someone with autism, is one of the treatments handing them a genesis with a copy of sonic? I'll be amazed the day we find a potential lolcow who isn't obsessed with sonic.

His enunciation on that video is awful. That drawing is actually not that shitty, but that's probably because I attempted to read the Golden Knight's comics.

How does he pay people not to troll him?
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Exactly the same thing I was thinking reading this.

Seriously, I understand autists like bright, soft characters but why always fucking sonic? He's become the mascot of autism as much as sega.

I think it's possible lolcows tend to like stuff such as sonic, legos , my little pony ect.. in part because to like these things as an adult you have to lack self awareness and have the mind of a child. Most of us put away the childish things as we grow up, future lolcows double down on 5-10yr old kid franchise fandom.

I am very interested in hearing the learned opinion of others on this.
 
Gayzee Pacer said:
He pays people to not troll him? Where do I sign up?
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Literally comment on one of his videos saying you disagree, give him enough backlash and he'll offer to pay you. He offered to pay me on several occasions. I am not suggesting this seriously. Or am I?
 
I like this guy! He's like a hybrid of CWC and CMDR Stryker, with more hair than both combined!
 
He's like the kid who kisses the bully's ass in the playground so the bully won't shake him down for his lunch money
 
Da Big Staw said:
Exactly the same thing I was thinking reading this.

Seriously, I understand autists like bright, soft characters but why always fucking sonic? He's become the mascot of autism as much as sega.

I think it's possible lolcows tend to like stuff such as sonic, legos , my little pony ect.. in part because to like these things as an adult you have to lack self awareness and have the mind of a child. Most of us put away the childish things as we grow up, future lolcows double down on 5-10yr old kid franchise fandom.

I am very interested in hearing the learned opinion of others on this.
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To my knowledge from studying autistics and manchilds alike, I have noticed that bright colors and a sense of "cool" are what attract people of all ages to poorly made games. Specifically the poorly made ones because they feel if they play them enough they have "mastered" them.
 
Cuddlebug said:
He's like the kid who kisses the bully's ass in the playground so the bully won't shake him down for his lunch money
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That always turns out well, if by turns out well it brings every single bully on the playground over to have their payday.
 
Perhaps if he let him know about kii forums and threaten to talk about him on here he will pay for the whole forum.

Gayzee Pacer said:
That always turns out well, if by turns out well it brings every single bully on the playground over to have their payday.
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Its basically cutting yourself in a pool of sharks.
How does he offer payment publically or does he find more secretive was of doing it? When he buys someone of does he act like he won an argument?
 
Burned Man said:
Perhaps if he let him know about kii forums and threaten to talk about him on here he will pay for the whole forum.


Its basically cutting yourself in a pool of sharks.
How does he offer payment publically or does he find more secretive was of doing it? When he buys someone of does he act like he won an argument?
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He claims that it proves he is correct, and then sends a 50 dollar bill in the mail.
 
Is there a version of that vid without the commentary? They're all really unfunny.
 
This is pretty much what I imagine every Gamefaqs message board user who jizzes over Sonic looks and sounds like.
 
To my knowledge he was defending Sonic 1 GBA as a great game and Sonic Riders as better than the Mario Kart. He rants on about how people disagree because they aren't as talented as him in the art of button mashing. He also explains that he'd show us him playing the game but Youtube videos are a waste of time. Ironic.
 
Conscious of derailment, but this thread on an autism forum comes to the consensus that autistic children are drawn to games like Sonic because of the animal characters, and are put off games like Mario because of the human characters.

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt183246.html

Not sure yet what my take is, not given it much thought.

Back to the lolcow - does he think he's defeated critics by paying them off, or persuaded them?
 
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