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Jamie Lee Curtis and her family are pretty awful. Here's her fag adopted son pretending to be a woman and marrying a Milk dud.
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Strewth said:
You bitch.

Shia definitely counts. My friend's brother recently managed to film him head butting someone in a nightclub.

Edited for spelling.
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Shia is or was in the middle of a major lawsuit with his ex girlfriend who is some obscure RandB artist he did an obscure movie with named FKA twigs I kept wanting to call her Fko Swartz who is very pretty But it is for allegedly being a crazy abuser he seems super intense like the type of guy that would definitely beat up his girlfriend she is accusing him of torture and rape and all kinds of shit and honestly I totally believe it. https://youtu.be/zR913AO2kMc
 
Picklepower said:
Does Andy Dick count, even though no one cares about what he does?
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He was recently threatening to kill a random lives streamer after he was arrested for sticking his finger up another live streamers bum in an RV while jerking himself off. He was also blowing weed into a lizards face at some other point. He was living with some random live streamer named captain content and he waited for them to go to sleep lubed himself up with coconut oil and shoved his finger up some guys bum while he was asleep.
https://youtu.be/SK3bIUiyGXk
 
Syaoran Li said:
Slightly off-topic, but I've always been curious as to why Charlie Sheen hasn't been #MeToo'd given his insane lolcow and horrorcow antics.

You'd think he'd be the perfect low-hanging fruit for virtue-signalling given his year-long public self-destruction and several decades worth of rumors about rampant hedonism and misbehavior including accusations of pedophilia and sexual sadism, which might I add that nearly all of those accusations predate the Me Too movement and the Q-Anon conspiracy bullshit.

Plus since his career is essentially over and he's seen as more of a punchline these days, you'd think they'd finally put him out by the woodshed and put him down for good like they did with Bill Cosby.

Tellingly, Cosby had been doing heinous shit since at least the late 70's, but wasn't even accused until he was elderly, in poor health, and was completely culturally irrelevant outside of that one Simpsons meme about Pokemon and Jazz Music (and being hated by the black community for calling out their own toxic bullshit)

While Sheen is a lot younger than Cosby, he's also similarly culturally irrelevant and in poor health (Cosby was legally blind due to old age and diabetes, while Sheen is HIV positive and has no doubt wrecked his body with decades of drug abuse) and while I am sure that Charlie Sheen is a lefty,

I don't think he's "woke" enough to be considered valuable by the Millennial Leftist types (and if he is, he's not as public about it) so I doubt anyone is protecting him.

Yeah, he is part Latino but even then, Latinos are not as high on the Progressive Stack as blacks are and yet R. Kelly got the Me Too treatment (Bill Cosby was the first one to get the Me Too treatment, but he was hated by SJW's and the black community) and let's be honest, everyone knew R. Kelly was guilty since at least the early 2000's, but was defended by the black community for similar reasons as OJ Simpson (there was even an episode of The Boondocks in 2005 that made fun of this) and now R. Kelly is getting thrown under the bus because it's convenient.

I'm surprised nobody has done the Me Too treatment to Charlie Sheen yet, but then again maybe it'd be too obvious right now and he's not as high-value of a target.

Then again, Kavanaugh proved that Me Too is not as ironclad as we thought it used to be (granted, he had friends in high places) and if Vic Mignonga is able to win his upcoming defamation lawsuit (and in the process be the first male celebrity to beat the Me Too crowd) then maybe the SJW's might finally drop the hammer on Charlie Sheen as an attempt to save face.

TL;DR-Hollywood is a cesspit full of degenerates and potential horrorcows and I would not have sex with them.
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He has been by Cori Feldman he supposedly raped Cori Haim outside of a trailer in a movie lot of a movie they were in together called “Lucas” In 1986 Cori Feldman made a documentary about it called the Rape of Two Cory’s. https://youtu.be/RxiHELvkR1s
 
Samsaphire said:
He has been by Cori Feldman he supposedly raped Cori Haim outside of a trailer in a movie lot of a movie they were in together called “Lucas” In 1986 Cori Feldman made a documentary about it called the Rape of Two Cory’s. https://youtu.be/RxiHELvkR1s
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True, but Corey Feldman has been saying that long before MeToo became a thing and Hollywood in general just ignores anything that Corey Feldman says.
 
Harlan Ellison must be on the lolcow list.
Oh no, don't get me wrong- he is a genius of dark sci-fi, his works are masterpieces.
But Harlan Ellison the man was incrediebly angry, loud, belligerant jewish man who was suing everyone left and right. He sued Cameron because apperently Ternimator movies "stole" ideas from the episode of Twilight Zone he wrote- again, dont get me wrong, that episode is also gold- it depicts how a soldier from a distant future gets into "our" (50-60s) time- in the future soldiers are bred in artifical vats on the "farms" and taught literally nothing except that wich helps them fight. So you can see how "closely" it relates to the Terminator.
 
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Unfortunately, going nonbinary did not result in the self-actualization-induced epiphany and media coverage that Demi Lovato desired, so in what is definitely not another desperate attempt to bait the eyes of the masses she has returned to using she/her pronouns.

From Demi's perspective, "Sharing this with you now opens another level of vulnerability for me."

Brave, stunning, resilient.

Full "story" here: LINK
 
Stephen King. Without going into his books being overrated or him ruining endings all the time, he is a shitlib and a twitter addict with a "smartest in the room" syndrome." When Ukraine shit began, he completely lost his marbles and at some point people prank called him and asked him what he thought about nazi collaborator and war criminal Bandera. The elderly cokehead called him a great man and a patriot. When the recording was uploaded and people started giving him shit, he screeched "it's bullshit, it's trolling, it's not truuuuuuuuuu", when there is a fucking video of him saying that. And with Ukraine getting it's shit kicked and tide slowly turning into media actually admitting that, yes, there are nazis in Ukraine, their leadership is insane, corrupt and incompetent, he is going to get even more unhinged.
 
Glad I found this thread. I can talk about someone who had a meteoric rise in Argentine television, and is currently tumbling down. Marcelo Tinelli, born on April 1, 1960. He was the host of the variety comedy program Videomatch (1990-2004), later known as Showmatch (2005 and onwards, it's currently on one of its sabbatical years).
Here's a "before" and "after" comparison:
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Yes, those pictures are of the same person. Left looks like it's from the early 2000s, right is from his latest flop of a TV project, "Primos de America" (Cousins of America, because Tinelli brought his cousin "Tirri" along to be a co-host) - it failed so badly that barely anyone saw it even though he got an interview with World Cup winner, Lionel Messi. In fact, the picture on the right is from that very same interview. The only reason I became aware of this was because an anon on 4chan recently brought up this show's failure. What went wrong? (Keep in mind, this is just one of his numerous failures in recent years - his peak popularity was mainly due to being surrounded by popular comedians, and having literally no competition on TV)

Translating data from some articles here:
The show failed because it was meant to be about the 2024 Copa America tournament (hosted in the US) where Argentina's national soccer team played, and eventually, won the tournament. One big problem was that they weren't able to get permission to cover the tournament, or nearly anything related to it. This includes the national team, which was a huge problem. The program was thus, completely doomed, because Tinelli had to cover half of a one hour timeslot via wandering around the streets of the US, trying to be funny and failing.
Imagine if a boring Youtube vlog somehow made it on TV. That's what the show was. It flopped in a way that exposed Tinelli as being boring as shit when he doesn't have actual comedians around. Other than the Messi interview, the "highlights" of the show were Tinelli's cousin eating, and a random black american from the street that probably should have been edited off the show. The entire program is here:
The black guy comes in at around 2:00
Its ratings were so bad that it was cancelled after just one show, even though there were plans to have two episodes of this per week.

He also got involved with a big Argentine football club, San Lorenzo. In 2019, he won the election to become the team's president, with huge support (he was vice-president in years prior, and was a known fan of the team long before that). The team's finances went to shit, partially due to COVID, and partially because Tinelli liked to use bouncy checks. San Lorenzo's finances got so bad that their stadium stopped being maintained during 2020-21, and a picture of a withered dog's carcass in the stadium went viral. I will not post it here because it's gross. The point is that the team decayed on and off the field so badly, that Tinelli took a leave of absence in may 2021, and finally resigned from the job on april 2022. The presidency was supposed to last until 2023. Around may 2021, there was a report of the team losing up to 100 thousand dollars per month - the finances were Fucked. To this day, they're still not good, even with newer leadership, the club's players were having issues getting paid this month.

His noteworthy social media presence, as far as I can tell, is on instagram
Dude is clearly washed up, hanging on to his past success for dear life, but hey, at least he got rid of the pink hair soon enough. He looked really bad with it.
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Corey Feldman went on Billy Corgan's podcast and said all kinds of crazy shit with no basis in reality, then sperged out and got some radio show's youtube channel deleted. So here's Jim and Them having a :story: at Corey's claims of having been cast in What's Eating Gilbert Grape? but lost the role when Johnny Depp said he didn't work with junkies and then a similar thing happening with Titanic, that Corey Feldman's Truth Movement is a "sister band" to Pink Floyd, etc:
And here's Corey Feldman sperging about them (and Jim):
 
Jim and Them got a channel back, here's three hours of them talking about their war with Corey Feldman (and other non-Feldman related entertainment content) :
and here's Corey Feldman's great big artistic statement that, based on his rambling on Billy Corgan's podcast that took forever to get to the "new" song, might be a response track to the guy from The Darkness saying there's no way somebody fucks up this much on stage unless they're doing it on purpose:
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Corey Feldman said:
The joke! The joke! The joke is on you!
Hope you like my drip from the tomatoes you threw
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(Corey Feldman is 53)
Corey Feldman said:
Everybody takes a shot
They say, "This music sucks a lot"
You mean this song that you just bought?
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It's free to watch videos on YouTube and I have adblock, Corey. #TYCED
 
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