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Celebrating Trump’s Win With You!​

Congratulations! You did it. You cast your vote for Donald J. Trump (again), and I sincerely hope you’re happy. I really do. I hope you carry that warm, fuzzy feeling of victory right through the next four years (or four minutes, depending on his cognitive decline). Because when the consequences of your decision come knocking, I hope that same satisfaction stays with you. Let’s take a moment to appreciate all the “wins” you’ve set in motion, shall we?

Let’s Start with Your Wallet​

Remember how Trump promised to lower taxes and bring back jobs? It sounds great on a rally stage, doesn’t it? But let me remind you of something called tariffs. These are essentially taxes—on you. Sure, Trump likes to frame them as penalties on China or Mexico, but when the price of imported goods skyrockets, who do you think foots the bill? Hint: It’s not Beijing. It’s you, the everyday American consumer.

So, when your grocery bill spikes and you’re paying more for cars, electronics, and pretty much everything else, I hope you’re happy. I hope the satisfaction of owning the libs keeps you warm as your wallet empties.

Healthcare Checkpoints for the Win​

Next, let’s talk about your health. Under the glorious vision of Project 2025, we’ll see an America where accessing basic medical care becomes a logistical nightmare. Imagine traveling through checkpoints just to get to a hospital because, hey, someone has to make sure you’re allowed to be there. Don’t worry, though—this isn’t government overreach; this is “freedom.”

When your kid breaks their arm or your spouse has a medical emergency, and you’re stuck proving your legitimacy to some checkpoint official, I hope you’re happy. And I hope no one in the car is pregnant, because that’s gonna look super shady. I hope you take a moment to reflect on how safe and secure you feel in your MAGA paradise.

Deportation: Making America Smaller Again​

I also hope you’re happy when people you know—maybe a coworker, a neighbor, or even a family member—are deported. Under Trump’s vision, mass deportations aren’t just a possibility; they’re a promise. Forget the nuance of individual stories or contributions to society; we’re talking about numbers. Big, beautiful numbers of people removed, regardless of the human cost.

So, when you see empty seats at church or notice the small businesses shutting down because the workforce has been decimated, take a moment to celebrate. After all, nothing says “great again” like fear and isolation.

Household Voting: A Real Game-Changer​

Ladies, here’s one just for you. Under the fantasy version of America envisioned by some of Trump’s closest allies, we’re looking at a future where household voting becomes the law of the land. No more pesky individual votes for women. Instead, your husband will cast the family’s ballot. To quote the architect of Project 2025: “Sorry we want MALE only voting. The 19th might have to go.”

Now, I hope you’re happy knowing that your political voice may soon be silenced. But hey, think of all the extra free time you’ll have now that you don’t need to bother with civic engagement. Maybe you can spend it baking cookies or knitting MAGA hats.

Banning Porn: The Freedom to Be Told No​

For all you “freedom-loving patriots,” here’s another win. Under Project 2025, expect a nationwide ban on porn. That’s right, the party that preaches small government is ready to police your private browser history (just not theirs, I’m sure!). Nothing says liberty quite like Big Brother keeping tabs on what you watch.

When your favorite “entertainment” options suddenly disappear and you’re left to stare blankly at a MAGA mug on your nightstand, I hope you’re happy. But hey, at least you’re free from sin, right?

No-Fault Divorce? No More​

And let’s not forget marriage. Under the vision of Trump’s most devoted supporters, no-fault divorce could become a relic of the past. Imagine being trapped in an abusive marriage because you can’t prove your spouse’s “fault.” Doesn’t that sound like the American dream?

I hope you’re happy when you or someone you love is forced to endure unimaginable suffering because leaving isn’t an option anymore. After all, traditional values matter more than individual well-being (unless it comes to the thrice-married Trump!).

A Toast to Sepsis and Dead Fetuses​

Finally, let’s raise a glass to reproductive rights—or the lack thereof. Under Trump’s America, women across the country can rejoice in carrying dead fetuses to term because abortion bans will leave them with no other choice. And if they die of sepsis along the way? Well, that’s just a small price to pay for the moral victory of saving the unborn. Because, as Nick Fuentes says, “Your body, MY choice. Forever.” Nice.

I hope you’re happy, knowing that your vote contributed to a world where women’s lives are disposable, and their bodies are political battlegrounds. Truly, a victory for humanity.

The Sarcasm Ends Here​

Look, I know this all sounds over the top, but the truth is, none of these scenarios are far-fetched. They’re based on actual policies, plans, and rhetoric coming from the MAGA movement and its figurehead. Voting isn’t a game. It’s not about “owning the libs” or clinging to nostalgia for a version of America that never really existed. It’s about the future—yours, mine, and everyone else’s.

If you’ve read this far and feel even a twinge of unease, good. That means there’s still hope. Use that unease to make a better choice next time. And in the meantime, subscribe to independent media like this. We’ve got a lot more to say about how we can build an America that works for everyone—not just those clinging to a red hat.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Remember how Trump promised to lower taxes and bring back jobs? It sounds great on a rally stage, doesn’t it? But let me remind you of something called tariffs. These are essentially taxes—on you. Sure, Trump likes to frame them as penalties on China or Mexico, but when the price of imported goods skyrockets, who do you think foots the bill? Hint: It’s not Beijing. It’s you, the everyday American consumer.

So, when your grocery bill spikes and you’re paying more for cars, electronics, and pretty much everything else, I hope you’re happy. I hope the satisfaction of owning the libs keeps you warm as your wallet empties.

If only we could make all of these things in America.

What a novel concept and far off dream.

 

[tehpope]

Deportation: Making America Smaller Again​

I also hope you’re happy when people you know—maybe a coworker, a neighbor, or even a family member—are deported. Under Trump’s vision, mass deportations aren’t just a possibility; they’re a promise. Forget the nuance of individual stories or contributions to society; we’re talking about numbers. Big, beautiful numbers of people removed, regardless of the human cost.

So, when you see empty seats at church or notice the small businesses shutting down because the workforce has been decimated, take a moment to celebrate. After all, nothing says “great again” like fear and isolation.

Trump and ICE are probably going after the criminals first. And then those with criminal records in other countries next. I think the 20/80 principle works here. Take care of the 20% of the problem, the other 80% will solve itself. I'm talking about gangs and what not. Not just being a criminal for border hopping.

Illegal border hopping only helps the rich. It brings the cost of pretty much everything up. Brings down wages. More taxes have to be collected so more taxes can be spent on these illegals. Either with the government giving out handouts or housing them while awaiting deportation, among other things. Kids go missing and are probably slaves, labor or sexually.

If your co-worker goes missing, it probably means they hightailed it out of the country out of fear. Or does the author know a lot of the criminal elements near him?

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

These are essentially taxes—on you

They arent. They arent taxes at all. Income taxes and higher taxes on the middle class and poor were implemented specifically because tariffs weren't enough

As for the price spikes, prices may rise but incomes will also rise because taxes can be decreased

Tariffs is how the wealthy pay their fair share (by keeping dollars here in the US), which is why the left hates it. The left has always been the side that favors corporate rule fueled by slave labor

Big, beautiful numbers of people removed, regardless of the human cost.

Not human cost. Criminal cost. They comply with the law or leave. The cost of federal support these people has been a disaster for the economy. They drain society. Them doing slave labor for wealthy lefties does not mean they contribute

Under the glorious vision of Project 2025,

There's no such thing

Instead, your husband will cast the family’s ballot

The aftermath of this election has specifically and intensely highlighted the inability of most women to stay informed on politics or make rational political positions

Also women can own land.

Trump won an astounding amount of female votes (because leftists hate women) he wouldn't undo their voting rights

Nothing says liberty quite like Big Brother keeping tabs on what you watch

If what you watch is sex trafficking, grooming, rapes and exploitation, the government absolutely should be keeping an eye on you

Under the vision of Trump’s most devoted supporters, no-fault divorce could become a relic of the past. Imagine being trapped in an abusive marriage because you can’t prove your spouse’s “fault.”

I guess women will have to make smarter choices about who they tie the knot with. This is female empowerment

Having said that most divorces are wife-fault. Trumps alleged plan here is good for women all thr way around

Under Trump’s America, women across the country can rejoice in carrying dead fetuses to term because abortion bans will leave them with no other choice.

Abortion laws have nothing to do with children that die before birth involuntarily. That is called a "miscarriage". An abortion is a PREMEDITATED AND INTENTIONAL termination of a child's life.