Catfight: Catler vs Cats vs SandyCat

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I'd have to go with Catler. Cats seems like a really nice cat that wouldn't harm a fly and Catparty is just too much fun to be a serious contender. But Catler? I bet he's got some tricks.
 
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@Catler and @Cats would be busy fighting with each other, @Cats playing his usual confusing mind games while @Catler attempts to retaliate with brute force….only for them both to be taken by surprise when a sudden @SandyCat swoops in and works his…..let’s just call it “Sub Magic”……on both of them at the same time, using not only his multi-talented mouth, but both hands paws as well.
This would lull them both into a false sense of security that would gradually lead to a state of ecstasy, causing them all to forget what they were even fighting about to begin with.

Therefore I declare @SandyCat the winner.
 
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JethroTullamore said:
@Catler and @Cats would be busy fighting with each other, @Cats playing his usual confusing mind games while @Catler attempts to retaliate with brute force….only for them both to be taken by surprise when a sudden @SandyCat swoops in and works his…..let’s just call it “Sub Magic”……on both of them at the same time, using not only his multi-talented mouth, but both hands paws as well.
This would lull them both into a false sense of security that would gradually lead to a state of ecstasy, causing them all to forget what they were even fighting about to begin with.

Therefore I declare @SandyCat the winner.
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These games might work on @Catler, but I cannot say the same for @Cats. Cats is a master of his mind, and I believe this would be a 4-D chess move and that Cats would slowly absorb @SandyCat and Catler by extension until they're both assimilated into nothing more but another picture for the AI to reference.

The man scares me.
 
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I don’t know how accurately I can answer this, but I’d like the record to reflect that I’ve had sex with and used my penis on all three of them (it was necessary).

I am also assuming this is a standard fight.

Even tho he’s a bit of a cutie I think catler would win, or maybe cats. Based on pms and past interactions with all involved parties, here’s what I can gather;

I don’t know much about cats. Cats kinda seems like a weird dude and I can only imagine his posts being written by a skinny guy with thin wrists and glasses. I could be wrong but based on my limited interactions with them that’s all I can guess. On the other hand, another user here has pointed out that cats apparently used to be a prison guard, so I’d say that means he could win by default with strength / fitness / training requirements that come with the position. I’ve also heard prison guard training and requirements are very lacking so idk.

Despite being a switch, I think catler is more assertive than his online persona would present. I’d say he would be of average build. It’s also worth pointing out he’s six foot something. I feel like he still holds a lot of anger and resentment which would make him dangerous, perhaps overly cocky. I can’t remember if he went to the gym or if that was just me and rozzy. From what I can make out, catler responds more strongly to anger than sadness and had a fair few fights in younger years, so maybe catler.

Pains me to say this, but I think sandycat would do the worst. Anxiety issues, vidya, lots of time inside, etc. If he has one thing going for him, it’s that he could be underestimated. Most people underestimate how much energy and force it takes to kill someone without training.

I think he’d be skinny fat, but if he’s fat, it could be a lot of mass to put behind his punches, and a lot of fat to protect his organs, as well as making use his body weight wrestling. Dudes improving but I can’t imagine him being very fit. Regardless you’re all great boyfwens and I wish you all luck on your battle. May the biggest cutie win.
 
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These other cats are limited

@Cats is all cats and draws on the power of all felines worldwide. Unlimited kitty strenk
 
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