Castlevania Thread - Vampires, Whips, and Horror's Greatest Hits Now In One Gaming Franchise

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>Some retards are miscalling Belmont's Curse (the new frenchslop) as Belmont's Revenge (the game boy game that came out over 30 years ago)
Please don't do Belmont's Revenge dirty like that, it's one of the best Castlevanias, deserves much more love and it has actually GOOD music.
God I hate that I can't find the international (longer) version of the intro, all osts have the japanese (shorter) one that doesn't feel as good.
 
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Staffy said:
No one posted the Super Castlevania IV version of Bloody Tears? How disappointing.
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always loved the cover to that game, Simon looks like he's absolutely in The Shit, yet as we know he curbstomped his go at Drac, with quite a few handicaps, namely no magic and no Alucard backup, or vaguely pirate themed man to climb ceilings.

Also, I think the version of Bloody Tears posted earlier that was supposdly in the new game was a lie.


the actual offical one is much better, I wouldn't call it the best or w/e but the choir parts are good.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
There's already all the bosses and the true ending on YouTube. The only thing I saw from few clips in that Carmilla is a Nigress (though more of a brown grey color and not African coded).
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that bitch is Red, I thought people said she got turned into a nigger, no human has a skin shade like this except people dying from some sort of skin condition.

and I dunno how people have the game already, maybe in Nip Land they got it already, because "fuck you". carmilla_sp.jpg
 
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and I dunno how people have the game already, maybe in Nip Land they got it already, because "fuck you".View attachment 9710487
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It's irrelevant now but the answer is the game has a physical Switch release so the Switch rom has been floating around for a few days now. I've been playing that for a bit now and I think it's a perfectly average game. Nothing terrible but nothing groundbreaking either.
 
@Twin Addler
All I want to know is if the greentext was right or not. I dont even need to know the details, simply "Yes. Everything was right (or just enough)" or "No. It was 4chan bulllshit"

Thats literally the only thing that is keeping me from buying this or not.

Zenos Yae Viator said:
always loved the cover to that game, Simon looks like he's absolutely in The Shit, yet as we know he curbstomped his go at Drac, with quite a few handicaps, namely no magic and no Alucard backup, or vaguely pirate themed man to climb ceilings.
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All Simon had were his natural born skills, likely trained to their absolute limit without involving any magic, sub weapons, a whip with Dracula's name on it and his gigantic balls.

And thats all the mf needed to win not once but twice.

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that bitch is Red, I thought people said she got turned into a nigger, no human has a skin shade like this except people dying from some sort of skin condition.

and I dunno how people have the game already, maybe in Nip Land they got it already, because "fuck you".View attachment 9710487
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Well, she looks more "Dark Elf" esque rather than nigger-esque.
 
>Asadi
Oh so it WAS that sandnigger composing after all?

Torrent for the PC version finally came out, installed it to check if the green text was true after all and IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK, it crashes at the loading screen (already tried the supposed workaround of lowering the refresh rate to 60 hz, didn't work either). And apparently that's a problem that even the official Steam version has. Guess I'll just wait for the fix patch to have a blast.
EDIT: nevermind it finally worked, time to verify everything. YES THE NIGGER RAP FART SONGS ARE REAL, SLIGHTLY BETTER MIXED BUT STILL SHIT.
 
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