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when I went into this thread, I expected some guy who had a boner for one of the various and sundry disney-related duck properties, I didn't expect...this fucking train wreck

is there be a thread on how not to be a lolcow? I feel sometimes people need it. granted, I can guarantee you this won't even reduce the influx of cows, however it might save some poor sperg some grief they never intended, because let's face it, no real lolcow is going to read that thread and think "oh shit, I'm doing that"
 
Die Wotansperg said:
when I went into this thread, I expected some guy who had a boner for one of the various and sundry disney-related duck properties, I didn't expect...this fucking train wreck

is there be a thread on how not to be a lolcow? I feel sometimes people need it. granted, I can guarantee you this won't even reduce the influx of cows, however it might save some poor sperg some grief they never intended, because let's face it, no real lolcow is going to read that thread and think "oh shit, I'm doing that"
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There is, but I don't think anyone reads it. I don't because frankly, I know how not to be a (duck) fucking idiot.
 
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I feel like this is 2007 and Chris is trying to defend his heterosexuality by posting rule 34 of his characters to ED. It didn't work then, it's still funny now.
 
Been a long time since I've seen someone so innocently autistic about why people are being mean to them.

It feels refreshing after all the angry entitlement-filled trannies and Sluthaters.
 
Die Wotansperg said:
is there be a thread on how not to be a lolcow? I feel sometimes people need it. granted, I can guarantee you this won't even reduce the influx of cows, however it might save some poor sperg some grief they never intended, because let's face it, no real lolcow is going to read that thread and think "oh shit, I'm doing that"
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Just repost the last couple pages with the title "How Not to Handle Accusations of Duckfucking" and you would have your thread.
 
ThunderCavalier said:
Just repost the last couple pages with the title "How Not to Handle Accusations of Duckfucking" and you would have your thread.
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Let's also add that he secretly loves Jenny Quackles from Breadwinners - it's his secret crush, next to every teenage girl on Littlest Pet Shop (2012) (AKA the show that's a lot like that pony show, only less noteworthy...)... Yeah; RAPE.

NOW you have our thread.
 
darwin2288 said:
Sorry for the double post, but how was this thread never featured when it was probably the most active and fast-growing one on the forum yesterday?
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This should only get featured because of the ducks thing - anything else involving shit like ponies, for example - it ain't worth it...

Otherwise, let's do it for the love of his life - JJJJEEEEEEENNNNNAAAAYYYY QQQUUUUAAAAACCCCCKKKKKLLLEEEEESSSS-AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 
darwin2288 said:
Oh, I thought featuring was automatic. Different people have said different things. This definitely should've been featured yesterday.
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Let's wait for @LynxFan29 to get his claws out first. If we feature the thread when he comes back, he legitimately has a chance to beat us all up, turn us all into frogs, and eat us with his snakesona.
 
CuriousBystander said:
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I feel like this is 2007 and Chris is trying to defend his heterosexuality by posting rule 34 of his characters to ED. It didn't work then, it's still funny now.
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Does that mean that we'll see a drawing of him fingering that duck from his picture, but it totally won't be his fault that he drew it?
 
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