🎨 Artcow CartoonFreak666 / Damien Hall - The Duckfucker Sperg That Started The Entersphere Shitstorm

[JU 199]

This is even worse than when Chris said he was quitting the 'net and came back a day later. Jesus, dude, that wasn't even ten minutes.

In the autism singularity time is slower.

10 minutes must have been like... 10 days?

 

[Delicious Stickmeat]

Man duckfuckers are weird, yo.

 

[Shokew]

Oh my god

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OH MY GOD

@LynxFan29 YOU. YOU RETARD.

I don't want to fuck any of these characters.

And you're a liar - it ain't just ducks, I knew it all along!

Why? Why would you admit to any of THIS? Especially animated teenage girls, no less?!

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I would like to meet Tara Strong but not have sex with her. I bet that Tara Strong is really nice, but she's not my idol. My Idol is this guy:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Forbes_Nash,_Jr.

So you think John Nash is hotter than Tara Strong?

 

[JU 199]

So you think John Nash is hotter than Tara Strong?

He thinks ducks are hotter than both

 

[sugoi-chan]

I'm just gonna quit replying to this because you guys are impossible to teach.

So are zoos like your strip club or something?

 

[Optimus Prime]

What is this I don't even

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

This topic...

Go to hell. I'm going to tell my therapist about this.

"I-I'm visit this forum where people are teasing me by saying I fuck ducks when I clearly DON'T!"

"Get out of my office."

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DUCK FETISH. ANYONE WHO SAYS I RAPE ANIMALS CAN JUST ALL GO TO HELL.

So you don't endorse raping animals. Good.

Always polite to have consent, duckfucker.

I WISH YOU WERE ALL FROGS AND I WAS A SNAKE SO I'D EAT YOU ALL.

Plot twist. We're all Poison Arrow Frogs.

QED.

I will someday kick all of your asses.

We got @Satan and @Hulk Hogan on our side. Lemme get my popcorn.

I'm just gonna quit replying to this because you guys are impossible to teach.

See you tomo--

I would like to meet Tara Strong but not have sex with her. I bet that Tara Strong is really nice, but she's not my idol. My Idol is this guy:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Forbes_Nash,_Jr.

That was fast. Done jerking off to ducks already? Jeez, you finish stupidly fast. Must make a lot of ducks disappointed with your performance.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

You can all go to hell.

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DUCK FETISH. ANYONE WHO SAYS I RAPE ANIMALS CAN JUST ALL GO TO HELL.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL YOU BASTARD.

We would, but most of us have vacation plans already. So going to Hell, Michigan is not possible.

 

[Lunete]

You can all go to hell.

No thanks. I've already been to Texas.

 

[JU 199]

No thanks. I've already been to Texas.

Ohhhhh shots fired!

(and @LynxFan29 is deffo an animal fucker)

 

[AN/ALR56]

Jesus Christ,my sides ,damn this why I joined the forums,this is gold,keep going estuprador de marrecos.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, tomorrow at work was promising to be so boring...thank god for 4G wireless internet on my smartphone being able to access the site.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Holy shit, on page seven, and just. Holy shit.
What the fuck did I miss out on?
EDIT: someone needs to add some of these quotes to the random.txt, this is great.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Holy shit, on page seven, and just. Holy shit.
What the fuck did I miss out on?
EDIT: someone needs to add some of these quotes to the random.txt, this is great.

I submitted a few and so did some other people. I hope they get added in.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Drinking game: Take a drink for every duck joke made in this thread

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Drinking game: Take a drink for every duck joke made in this thread

I challenged a friend of mine to this drinking challenge.

He's currently in the hospital.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

@LynxFan29: the original Hatoful Boyfriend.

 

[WireSponge]

@LynxFan29: the original Hatoful Boyfriend.

Pigeons, not ducks, he won't fuck them.

 

[Kabobs]

Jesus Christ, my sides...this fucking thread is just a goldmine. That duck-loving sperg got baited hard. Hope he'll come back for round 3.