Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain. - Why is he climbing a mountain?

[Tablet County]

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing a mountain?

Edit:

To have a nice view while getting a blowjob from Data

Now, in order to create that illusion, sucking some of the most the most sensational men who not only climb our voracious, fleeting, and elusive and peripheral... and that's putting me on the mountain.

 

[AnOminous]

To get to the top.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

To hug the mountain, to envelope that mountain. He wants to make love.

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

To have a nice view while getting a blowjob from Data

 

[Tablet County]

To have a nice view while getting a blowjob from Data

That's Geordi you philistine. Captain Kirk would only get his dick sucked by Sulu.

 

[Cats]

To double-overhead hammer-fist the Gorn at the top.

 

[Pedophobe]

His penis is underground he can't breathe.