Capitalizing on epidemics - Can corona-chan help you buy corona beers?

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thismanlies said:
One thing to consider is this slap fight between Russia and Saudi Arabia. Exxon Mobile has taken a fucking beating and lost over half their value since that shit started. Once that feud and the Corona shit is done, I'd expect them to bounce back.

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It's not much of a fight as neither has increased production.
This oil dip is mostly China not buying while they were in quarantine. It's staying low for now because the rest of the world (that has money to buy oil) is either closed or nearly closed.
 
acmeurquhart said:
Sell fake face-masks and run before the victims’ friends and relatives tear you apart, limb from limb.
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Sell fake face masks with genderspecial flags and other tard insignia on them to get them to the right people.
 

An update on an earlier post I made, but it seems like investors are hopeful the tard fight between the Saudis and the Russians will end. So I hope you got your investments in while you could. If not, maybe you'll have between now and the opening bell tomorrow to get some last minute buys in.
 
So really no bullshit is there some sort of alcoholism/substance abuse centered Exchange Traded Fund or companies that reliably make a buck off of recovery attempts.
I'm seeing sooooooo many "haha we sure are drinking a lot haha sure is funny but really booze now" articles online from normalfag outlets.
 
You might joke but counterfeit masks are big business. If I'd the coin and less moral substance I'd contact one of the manufacturers in Turkey or China and buy mass allotment of them. I'd probably need to set up an LLC or something to look legitimate enough to deal them locally which is all more effort than I'd be able to muster even if I were willing.

I regret being poor at the moment. There are markets which will when they rebound after expected recession should net a fair bit of profit. I'd the cash I would buy into oil while it's slumped. Haven't looked but I'm sure all industries interrelated with petrochemical manufacturing are down too.

I can't think of many good ways to make money at the moment aside from maintaining an essential position in traditional employment.
 
XYZpdq said:
So really no bullshit is there some sort of alcoholism/substance abuse centered Exchange Traded Fund or companies that reliably make a buck off of recovery attempts.
I'm seeing sooooooo many "haha we sure are drinking a lot haha sure is funny but really booze now" articles online from normalfag outlets.
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I actually took a look and wasn't able to find one. The only idea I had was inversing alcohol but who would want to do that ever?

Edit: WAIT, there is one apparently: AAC
 
melty said:
I actually took a look and wasn't able to find one. The only idea I had was inversing alcohol but who would want to do that ever?
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that's not a bad idea, but I was thinking there was room for gains in the later aspects
iirc I heard booze stocks have already been climbing
 
i have a few ideas:

1 - Start a delivery service in your city.
Get all the permit so you can go trough the checkpoints without trouble.
Oil prices are going down, less expenses.
Hire people in need, will be very easy, lots of unemployed right now.

2 - Start a cremation service in your city
Get all the permit so you can pick up the body to the cremation.
Rent a warehouse and make an oven made of brick similar to this https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/...man_concentration_camp_at_Weimar,_Germany.jpg
Rent a van to pick up the bodies and return the ashes to the family.

3- If you are good you can run business number 1 & 2 at the same time.
You can use the delivery driver from business 1 to pick up the bodies and deliver services to the same customer
You will get more income.
Try to expand to other cities, maybe franchise.
 
Okay im not sure if good reusable masks are in as short supply where you guys are as they are here but you can get a 3d printer for 300$ and can make 3-4 masks a day with it for 1-2$ each mostly automated then sell them for 15-20$ if they're actual good ones that aren't entirely plastic. Im just starting this up but the plan if i can sell them as fast as i can make them is to get another printer with the money i make and repeat until Ive got a proper home factory set up and can make like 40 or more a day and can get in on the "work" from home master race

if any of you are interested in doing the same ill attatch the files for the ones Ive been making which are licenced under creative commons so anyone can sell them if they credit the designer ptibob. you need to heat treat them and add another layer of softer stuff on the inside since pure PLA is shit but these are moldable to custom fit anyones face with heat so they're actually pretty good for being mostly printed.
 

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where do you live that masks are in short supply? everyone and their soccer mom are making masks.
 
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