Canis à la carte - Ethan Ralph and his dog eating & killing obsession and history

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Similar to Cleo the Cat, Tug deserves his own thread (just in case cos you never know what’ll happen to Tug with Ralph’s dog eating desires)
 
Gentlemen, I believe that Joshua Connor Moon possesses this knowledge and has for some time. He has been trying to lure Ralph onto the Kiwi Farms, which he never reads, by posting videos on the front page to make his gunt grumble. You can't tell me that Ralph wasn't licking his chops every time Cooking with Kay's son said, "ere's your supper pal...".
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Jesus fucking christ I've never seen this picture before, no wonder this nigga is fucked up. Imagine looking like this. Together with the Thurman Murman picture this fucking faggot must have gotten bullied so fucking hard. Just thinking of that fat goofy loser as Jceaser trying to get actual negresses to come smoke a fat blunt with him is pretty fucking hilarious. He targeted niggers because no white wamen would dare be seen with him. Fucking lol just neck yourself ralph, it'll be easier than trying to drink away these memories. Not in minecraft, in real fucking life.
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Notice the hole in the wall? Thats what a 100k a year gets you in west memphis.
 
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If White Castle made sliders out of dog, bet that Ralph would shove 50 or so right down his sarlacc maw.
 
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
I’d only seen the cake photo before. This one explains so much, the state of him, the state of the house, Jesus. That’s bad even by white trash standards. No wonder he is the way he is. If he’d taken any other path in life besides ‘podcaster’ his trajectory wouldn’t have been much worse, maybe fewer trips and vehicles to wreck, more jail time by now.
Also that looks like a standard Lab mix, should be able to calculate Ralph’s height from that.
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Don’t let the obvious photographic evidence to the contrary fool you, this is a man who grew up in a household so wealthy (despite what it looks like in the background) that he was able to afford enough cocaine in high school to give him permanent nasal damage. AND, he had pussy lined up around the block, actually!
 
He got cheese on his pastrami sandwich...at Katz's deli??? Def not Kosher.
 
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