Canadian Geese Made Useful.

http://nationalpost.com/news/world/...eals/wcm/a2bd4762-8002-4002-81e5-bf8b42646040

I hate these fucking things, they do nothing but shit up everywhere they go.

 

[neverendingmidi]

http://nationalpost.com/news/world/...eals/wcm/a2bd4762-8002-4002-81e5-bf8b42646040

I hate these fucking things, they do nothing but shit up everywhere they go.

I'd bet they are tasty, every one of the winged bastards I've seen were pretty damn plump.

 

[RI 360]

#genocideanythingcanadian

 

[Mr. Popo chan]

Canada geese. they don't have a nationality or citizenship. it is Canada goose, Canada geese.

 

[nad7155]

I hate these fucking things, they do nothing but shit up everywhere they go.

You do the same thing online.

 

[Cato]

I hate these fucking things, they do nothing but shit up everywhere they go.

And attack people at golf courses.

 

[RI 360]

You do the same thing online.

Yeah, but I'm not Canadian.

 

[AnimuGinger]

They were already useful. They fill my coat and keep me warm.

 

[Positron]

I'd bet they are tasty, every one of the winged bastards I've seen were pretty damn plump.

If the Chinese don't eat them, they're not fit for human consumption.

 

[millais]

I'd bet they are tasty, every one of the winged bastards I've seen were pretty damn plump.

Nobody should have to eat Canadian geese. Their meat is so stringy and tough that it's basically inedible. Fuck Canadian geese.

 

[AnOminous]

Canadian geese are useless vermin and not even being edible is just the cherry on top of the shit sundae.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm surprised no-one made a joke about fattening the fuckers up and making some 'pat-eh?'

 

[whatever I feel like]

I love Canadian geese because they make everyone else miserable. I hope I get to be reincarnated into one after I die. I'd be doing nothing but shitting and honking at people all day long.

Honk honk!

 

[TowinKarz]

Like all species of geese, something happened between them and us a million years ago, and while humanity forgot whatever it was, they haven't, and those bastards hold a grudge.

 

[Positron]

I love Canadian geese because they make everyone else miserable. I hope I get to be reincarnated into one after I die. I'd be doing nothing but shitting and honking at people all day long.

Honk honk!

Be a swan instead. Everyone oohs and aaahs at you even though you're a bad-tempered jerk.