Canadian Federal Election 2025 - Share predictions and commentary

[Cybrwind]

Today Canadians will be choosing their next government.
The pressing issues this election are cost of living and the US trade war.
The infamous Justin Trudeau has resigned and been replaced, shifting this election from an easy win for the Conservatives to a comfortable lead for the Liberals.

Results:
CBC Canada Votes

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Candidates

Mark Carney - Liberal


AKA: "Mr. Global Elite"
The guy you get when the Davos cocktail crowd wants to cosplay as a man of the people. Carney's resume reads like a Monopoly board for technocrats—Bank of Canada, Bank of England, now aiming for Bank of Canada Again™. Promises to stand up to Trump while sipping imported tea and wondering why the price of gas upsets the peasants. Thinks carbon taxes are a love language.

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Pierre Poilievre - Conservative


AKA: "Business as usual"
The man liberals love to hate and baristas fear will abolish oat milk subsidies. Talks fast, hits hard, and is basically allergic to bureaucrats. Wants to torch red tape, buy Bitcoin, and return Canada to the 1950s—when homes were affordable and government mind-your-own-business was still a thing. His campaign motto? “Common sense, but make it aggressive.”

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Jagmeet Singh - New Democratic Party


AKA: "Instagram Socialist"
Wears better suits than the Bay Street execs he claims to hate. Promises free stuff for everyone—from dental care to unicorns—paid for by chasing billionaires with a magic tax wand. His vibe is Che Guevara meets luxury influencer. Somehow both anti-capitalist and sponsored by Gucci.

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Yves-Francois Blanchet (Quebec only)

AKA: "Quebec’s Favorite Breakup Text"
Still trying to make “Let’s separate” happen. Blanchet is the political equivalent of Quebec’s moody ex who insists he’s over you, but still crashes your parties to demand special treatment. Obsessed with protecting la culture, unless it means more federal money—then he’s all ears.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Liberals are going to win. I met several normies who base their voting on debates and hearsay that already voted for them.

Not that I even care. It's a race between white Obama and a Ben Shapiro coomer who married some Venezuelan migrant. None will fix the real canadian issue. Indians.

 

[Sqwe-wi_Farmer]

Maxime Bernier - People's Party of Canada

AKA: "Based enough" or "Frog Mumble Rapper"

Participated in Trucker convoy. Calls for total Pajeet death. No more immigrants. No more fractional reserve banking. French. White. Not Jewish.

 

[Cybrwind]

Maxime Bernier - People's Party of Canada
AKA: "Based enough"

Participated in Trucker convoy. Calls for total Pajeet death. No more immigrants. No more fractional reserve banking.

It will be a miracle if the People's party gets even a single seat.
The MSM-amplified TDS this election is off the charts.

 

[Sqwe-wi_Farmer]

It will be a miracle if the People's party gets even a single seat.

Probably not but he's based

 

[TV's Adam West]

>A literal Jeet

They're fucked.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Might as well just count the days until this joke of a country burns to the ground.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

My wishlist for winners, ordered, would have to be Peoples Party, Conservative Party, Block. Unfortunately, peoples party never stood a chance, not based enough up here to get the traction needed. Conservatives shit the bed, can't believe I'm looking back at Harper as "the good old days", but at this point its just a spite vote against the Libs and their peak retardation.

Block's just the nuclear option, let them win, let Quebec go, country implodes, good times.

 

[Sammich]

Jagmeat and that one drunk bitch, I cant think of her useless name, but I was seeing both were projected to lose their seats.

 

[HereForNudes]

I had hope late last year. But the fucking libs are gonna win again. God I fucking hate Indians

 

[tehpope]

The WEF puppet is gonna win. And shit will continue to get worse for Canada.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/worse-trudeau-canadians-should-expect-disaster-carney-charge

 

[Justwandering02]

I had hope late last year. But the fucking libs are gonna win again. God I fucking hate Indians

I blame the clueless easily manipulated boomers

 

[Butterschmalz]

First he said there is only males and females and now this:



I got the feeling Americans dont like us anymore. Anyway its not really a serious election its about Trump. A resident of the US, not Canada.

"I hate Trump."
"No I hate Trump even more!"

Thats how she goes.

 

[Father Karras]

First time voting for me, god I wish it wasnt like this

 

[Buttigieg2020]

I got the feeling Americans dont like us anymore.

That’s specific order was to de-jeet the roadways after Biden imported thousands of Indians and pushed them into trucking jobs.

The fact that it bans Quebecois from US roadways is just a nice coincidence.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

LETS GOOOO


If CPC wins, jagmeet shit loses his seat and drunk may loses her seat, it would be a holy trifecta.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

So when's the special election in Alberta to secede and become the 51st state?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

 

[Grub]

I got off work three hours early today with pay to vote. The liberals never win in my riding anyway and our NDP candidate is a literal 19 year old faggot. It's hard to say though. There's a lot of whiny faggots in the local groups voting liberal but there also seems to be a fuck of a lot of people voting against them so hopefully at least my MP won't be liberal anyway.

 

[draggs]

Poilievre panicked, a few interviews of him smacking journoscum around in the last couple years made people think he was a competent politician. He showed he isn't by making no attempt to differentiate the two parties on their response to Trump. He never said, after Trudeau and Ford tried to talk tough then folded swiftly afterwards again and again, "look at the Liberals accomplishing nothing dealing with Trump except pissing him off more, this is no way for them to run things, I won't make these mistakes." Instead he sat there