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Forest fires aren't abnormal events. It's just been a particularly hot and dry year so it's significantly worse than normal.
So basically the situation is kind of similar to the Hawaii situation...OK.

Edit: Actually Yellowknife is a place that people live in so it's probably another arsonist. Maybe the brother of the arsonist that got arrested a few months ago.
 
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I imagine looting of evacuated areas will become an issue, since that's usually a problem after US wildfire disasters.

Forest fires aren't abnormal events. It's just been a particularly hot and dry year so it's significantly worse than normal.
Yeah, forest fires are a natural phenomenon. A lot of plant life has evolved to live and even propagate through fire. Some Native groups would actually do regular controlled burns back in the pre-European days. If anything, it's the decades of fire suppression and subsequent build-up of fuel that has lead to these fires becoming uncontrollable monsters.
 
So basically the situation is kind of similar to the Hawaii situation...OK.

Edit: Actually Yellowknife is a place that people live in so it's probably another arsonist. Maybe the brother of the arsonist that got arrested a few months ago.
The fire is suspected to have started from lightning. It is also currently 15km away from Yellowknife and it's origin is in the middle of the wilderness. There are a lot of fires, there are bound to be a few within range of the various cities and towns of Canada. In fact I have a few near where I live but luckily aren't currently a threat to my town.
 

As Yellowknife evacuates in the face of an oncoming naturally caused wildfire, police in the city say they discovered an attempted arson overnight.​

In Yellowknife, police fear an arsonist behind the lines​

Ollie Williams·August 18, 2023

RCMP said a fire on Deh Cho Boulevard, a bypass road on the western periphery of Yellowknife nearest the oncoming fire, was reported at 4am on Friday.

With fire crews on the way, police officers “used fire extinguishers to contain the blaze until Yellowknife Fire was able to fully extinguish it,” RCMP stated in a Friday morning press release.

“An aerosol can was located on scene and the fire is believed to be an arson. The area was immediately contained and the police dog service was called in to assist. No one was located in the area and no arrests have been made.
This is the latest of three alleged arsons in the city since Tuesday, a terrifying prospect for residents who are already fleeing the lightning-caused fire ZF015, which is 15 kilometres west and being blown east.

Deh Cho Boulevard is behind many of the lines of defence the city, territorial government and military have set up to defend against that fire.

“The area this fire occurred is somewhat remote and that means that the person responsible had to specifically travel to the location to deliberately set this fire,” said Cpl Matt Halstead, an RCMP spokesperson.

“This fire was set behind the fire defences and in an area where it could have spread significantly before it was detected. This is a serious criminal act and the RCMP will investigate this incident and other recent arsons, to the fullest.”
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Two arson incidents in Yellowknife, four people charged, two sought​

Ollie Williams·August 16, 2023

A fire in the vicinity of Yellowknife’s Fred Henne park was arson, police said on Wednesday as they announced separate arson arrests on the same night.​


RCMP said they had been called out twice on Tuesday evening – once to Long Lake, next to the park, and once to Burwash Drive in Yellowknife.

The incidents come as parts of Yellowknife are on evacuation alert over an oncoming wildfire, with conditions tinder-dry in the region.

A Yellowknife resident extinguished one Fred Henne fire after seeing it from the road. At least two fires were spotted next to the park on Tuesday night.

“A witness in the area reported seeing two men running from the area wearing black clothing,” police said. A police dog unit couldn’t track the suspects, no further description of the men is available and that case remains under investigation.
On Burwash Drive, police say they had a report at 11:21pm of “four females were attempting to light a fire in a small green space.”

“RCMP arrested all four and found aerosol cans and lighters in their possession and near the scene,” police stated. All four, who are youths, have been charged with arson.

“It should go without having to be said, incidents like these pose a very serious risk to our community,” Cpl Matt Halstead, an RCMP spokesperson, was quoted as saying.

“A significant fire behind the city’s line of defence could have devastating consequences and take valuable resources away from the ongoing wildfire fighting efforts that are under way.

“It is completely beyond understanding that in the face of everything going on in the territory and the threat approaching our city, that people would actively attempt to start fires and endanger our community members. The RCMP will investigate these incidents to the fullest.”
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I did realize that.

My point was that OP grouped BC, the Yukon (which I've yet to see proof of) and the NWT as being "evacuated" in their post last night, implying there's a shared fire and operation because they share borders and geography in the north.

But British Columbia is fucking huge and Kelowna is in the south. The Kelowna fire has nothing to do with the Yellowknife evacuation, there's an entire continental divide between them.
Kelowna is also pretty well managed against fire. The surrounding hills have been logged and there's way lower tree and bush density. The flatlands approaching the lake from the west have all been turned into well irrigated wineries. That plus the lake which is a mile or two wide will keep the fire away from most of the city. A few areas in West Kelowna are terraced on the mountainsides, and those might burn down, but the rest will be fine.

They issued evacuation orders mostly for properties along the city outskirts. A lot of the orders are issued a day or two ahead so they can stage evacuations and prevent traffic jams and orders to flee at the last minute, like the sort that killed a lot of people in the Camp Fire.

I hate Trudeau as much as the next sensible leaf, but at least in this case there isn't much he can do that isn't already being done, other than speaking moistly at the fires himself. There's plenty of wildfires on the US side of the BC border to occupy fire crews there. Canada has an international agreement with a bunch of other countries like Brazil, Mexico and Australia, to bring firefighters up from there and pay them in exchange for us sending people there when they ask. There's something like 600-700 of them in BC right now along with a few hundred Canadian Forces.
 
And I think there might be more than just one arsonist.
My father told me a story about one of his crews chasing a pair of arsonists on a dirt bike. The crew been called out to a spotfire in some scrub and came across the arsonists in the process. The firetruck was trying to run the fuckers down, but every k or so, the rider on the back of the bike would light a fire starter and throw it into the scrub and the truck would have to stop and put the fire out before it spread. This was a bush trail in the middle of a national park, so there wasn't anyone else around to drive the arsonists down and grind them into a bloody paste. The arsonists eventually went off the trail into the scrub where the truck couldn't follow and that was it.

Another time, my father and the rest of management became aware that one of the volunteer fireys was starting fires that he would then put out, so he'd be called a hero and get attention.

There's a few other stories he told me that I will not repeat. But in Australia, every bushfire season comes with a shitton of firebugs.

Some firebugs love the sense of power setting massive fires and causing huge destruction gives them. Some are sexually excited by fire. Some are even rogue fireys out for attention. Some fires are accidental; a campfire gets out of control, or some twat throws a lit cigarette out of their car window.

Edit: Some arsonists are literally inhuman.
 
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Some firebugs love the sense of power setting massive fires and causing huge destruction gives them. Some are sexually excited by fire. Some are even rogue fireys out for attention. Some fires are accidental; a campfire gets out of control, or some twat throws a lit cigarette out of their car window.

Edit: Some arsonists are literally inhuman.
Let's see if these arsonists will still sing the same song when they got a taste of their own medecine.
 
Must be another one of those carbon neutral fires I've been hearing about.

 
In fact the north west territories was so destitute you could get 20 acres of free land and 50,000 dollars to build a homestead there from the government. Some food for thought for all the doomers on the farms who think they're tough.
How much of the 50k is taxed? Gotta quit my job properly or the IRS is gonna throw me in the 120k bracket lol.
To be fair, most doomers aren't are hardcore enough to fight a moose barehanded and win. And most doomers all want to stack armories full of guns and ammo for TEOTWAYKI... Something you'd need a loicense for in Canukistan.

As to the wildfire stuff. A good portion pf arson is either insurance fraud, attention seeking "heroes" (or rejected FD applicants), people who want to watch the world burn, or guberment retardation*.
The firetruck was trying to run the fuckers down, but every k or so, the rider on the back of the bike would light a fire starter and throw it into the scrub and the truck would have to stop and put the fire out before it spread
I believe the solution to this is a firearm and a shovel. Unfortunately, that is not the case.

*Some retarded civil servants started a prescribed burn with foretasted 60mph+ winds and then surprised pikachu when they couldn't control it.
 
Maybe Trudeau should get off his high horse and realize he is in over his head.

I get it. The entire political rational of Turdeau is that he is a liberal nationalist of Canada not beholden to the icky Americans.

Well fun story.

I live a thousand Kilometers from the Canadian border and I can smell it. Worse, I can SEE it. Canada's smoke flows low over the fields of the US south.

We see it. We smell it. And We blame Trudeau.

I am sitting in my bed right now, a thousand Kilometers from Canada and I can smell wood smoke. In August. And I know it's not my neighbors.

This shit was funny a few weeks ago. It's not funny anymore. Ask for help, and you will get it. It's not like the entire USA is unaware. The Canada fires are literally blowing smoke in our face on the daily. But we can't do shit about it because Canada won't ask for help.
Nigger just invade the bloody thing and put it out of its misery. Aren't you amerimutts into those stuff. These fires are the deaththrows of a dying country.
 
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