Canada is on fire

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what is this "canada" that is on fire? Are we talking about that forsaken wilderness run by a dictator who says it's not a real country? Seriously though, get your shit together Canada. You are making the entire continent stink. Why do I have the feeling gross incompetence by Ottawa is largely to blame for this mess?
Castro's bastard was already warned four plus years ago he needs to step up on his forest management to get rid of the excess debris. Also, I've seen reports say his retarded carbon tax apparently limits how many water bombers we can utilize at a time, which is par for the course with his incompetency.
 
Castro's bastard was already warned four plus years ago he needs to step up on his forest management to get rid of the excess debris. Also, I've seen reports say his retarded carbon tax apparently limits how many water bombers we can utilize at a time, which is par for the course with his incompetency.
Imagine my shock!

It's not hard. I'm not shocked at all
 
So from the looks of it several fires started simultaneously on the east coast. Subhuman journoscum are already calling anyone who questions how it happened a conspiracy theorist. So now I'm wondering if we have lefty terrorists starting fires, or if the Canadian gov is directly responsible in someway.
 
Firestick-farming was practiced long enough in Canada for the forest there to become dependent on it.
A certain amount of natural fires is healthy and normal for a forest ecosystem, burning up all the excess fuel. Fire has been a natural part of Canada's ecosystem to the extent that there is even a native species of tree called the Jack Pine which requires forest fires to reproduce -- the seeds cannot sprout without natural fires. But there are issues now with improper forest management and also not allowing smaller, more frequent natural fires. This causes dry plant matter (fuel) to build up resulting in larger, more dangerous blazes.
 
This, and also aggressive fire prevention that has allowed unprecedented levels of underbrush to build up. North American forests evolved to live with periodic fires, which clears out underbrush and dead trees and gives space for new growth. The aggressive prevention of fire has allowed the spread of vast dead standings, which in turn has led to explosive growth of pine beetle infestations and other effects. If fires had been allowed to burn out naturally, they would never have had enough fuel to become these all-encompassing conflagrations and forest density would be much lower as well.

But admitting that more than a century of accepted forest management dogma is faulty is too much for the current crop of politicians, especially given it challenges their core beliefs. They'd rather just blame global warming and raise taxes instead.
I'm wondering if there is pro boomer brainwashing in arguing why a tree's worth is in its age - "Yeah the whole forest will eventually burst into catastrophic flames, but we need to save that one 100 year old tree for a few more years!".
 
We're getting all the moisture and coolness down here in Florida, it's been the coolest spring I can remember and it's been raining constantly. Now I'm not purporting to know the will of God, that would be blasphemous, but if God were to hate fags, well, this would be a pretty clear sign.
Same coming from the delta. Im wondering if this is because of the fire. If it is then we need to burn Canada more often.
 
A certain amount of natural fires is healthy and normal for a forest ecosystem, burning up all the excess fuel. Fire has been a natural part of Canada's ecosystem to the extent that there is even a native species of tree called the Jack Pine which requires forest fires to reproduce -- the seeds cannot sprout without natural fires. But there are issues now with improper forest management and also not allowing smaller, more frequent natural fires. This causes dry plant matter (fuel) to build up resulting in larger, more dangerous blazes.
This is global, when forests grow too tall, or too dense, sunlight doesn't reach the forest floor. This was an issue a century ago when the fed was planting trees everywhere to save top soil. The soil didn't get blown away, but it was still too dry to cycle nutrients for plant growth. Forest fires kill off vegetation and add nutrients to the forest floor, and minerals to the local water table.

When fires are prevented for too long, either naturally or not, they can grow out of control on the ground, spreading quickly on dry leaves and soil. IMO, that's what has been happening the past few years.
 
So from the looks of it several fires started simultaneously on the east coast. Subhuman journoscum are already calling anyone who questions how it happened a conspiracy theorist. So now I'm wondering if we have lefty terrorists starting fires, or if the Canadian gov is directly responsible in someway.
Well they did manage to capture one bitch from Canmore when she tried to start some fires around a church in another Albertan town around the time the wildfires grew and we started issuing evac orders back in the end of April. All that's left in my area are way out in the woods, and since our little fire back in 2016, we're a lot more conscious about following fire bans.

On a personal note that's a first world problem, one thing I hate about our fire ban being in place is that I can't use my smoker since it restricts all charcoal based cooking. Only got one use out of it since I got it. Thankfully I have a smoker box I can throw in my propane grill if I want some smokey flavor.
 
As someone that experienced the smoke and aftereffects of the Canada wildfires in NY (without saying too much on here), this was the first time in my young life where I witnessed the sun looking red while the entire sky was brown.

It looked like I was in a desert, and when I was driving, it just seemed like this was not your everyday smog.
Long Island wasn't any better. I was out doing deliveries and the sky started to get dark and orange-ish around 12/12:30, and then the stink of burning wood showed up.

By the time 2:30/3 showed up, the entire place looked like the inside of a cheetos bag, and that was around the same time they declared a state of emergency. Although it only really mattered for boomers and anyone with asthma.
 
Wouldn't it be just terrible if sprinkler systems for government buildings and troon clinics just happened to fail right around now?
 
This is global, when forests grow too tall, or too dense, sunlight doesn't reach the forest floor. This was an issue a century ago when the fed was planting trees everywhere to save top soil. The soil didn't get blown away, but it was still too dry to cycle nutrients for plant growth. Forest fires kill off vegetation and add nutrients to the forest floor, and minerals to the local water table.

When fires are prevented for too long, either naturally or not, they can grow out of control on the ground, spreading quickly on dry leaves and soil. IMO, that's what has been happening the past few years.

To build on this, the long-term effect of poor nutrient cycling is poor plant growth and, eventually, large regions of land covered in thin, dry trees spaced roughly one to three feet apart. Not only do fires spread fast under these conditions, but they also burn incredibly hot and will in some cases dry or even melt the surface of the soil, making it almost glass-like. It really is comparable to how tests of nuclear weapons would "glass" blast sites.

While a fire in a normal forest would start to see plant and animal life returning within a year or so, any overgrown area which gets glassed by one of these incredibly hot fires will not see any notable improvement for roughly 10 years without some form of intervention.
 
Meh with all the fires the western US has been dealing with the past three years and the smoke I've had to deal with you all Cananda cucks and NYC douches can have it. We've had a lot more moisture this last winter than in decades past so hopefully it won't be that bad this year. (Barring some antifa or cartel fucks don't go around committing arson)
 
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This is global, when forests grow too tall, or too dense, sunlight doesn't reach the forest floor. This was an issue a century ago when the fed was planting trees everywhere to save top soil. The soil didn't get blown away, but it was still too dry to cycle nutrients for plant growth. Forest fires kill off vegetation and add nutrients to the forest floor, and minerals to the local water table.

When fires are prevented for too long, either naturally or not, they can grow out of control on the ground, spreading quickly on dry leaves and soil. IMO, that's what has been happening the past few years.
How does this square up with "old growth is good"? Serious question.
 
How does this square up with "old growth is good"? Serious question.
I've understood old growth to mean it has withstood the test of disease, rot and other natural ailments, which means it has developed a life cycle that is able to either fight against it, or grow around it. Both are good qualities to look for when looking for which stems to crop when growing a new tree. I, of course, could be wrong as I'm not a botanist.
Not red enough. Everyone needs to get on the level of Diablo 4 advertising hell in NYC red to sell the narrative 😤
 
How does this square up with "old growth is good"? Serious question.
An old growth forest is better able to withstand intense fire, because the trees are older and stronger, and with older, stronger trees there is a more dense canopy. The canopy will limit the amount of light which hits the forest floor, which keeps the growth of shrubs and smaller trees down. An old growth forest is surprisingly much less dense than a new one, is generally less flammable, has better resistance to the fires that do occur, and also gives much less opportunity for introduced weeds to spread.

An old growth forest still needs to be burnt off regularly though. It takes longer to build a high fuel loading than a younger one, but disastrous fires will still happen eventually if maintenance and regular back burning isn't performed.
 
Okay so here's my plan.

We put a bunch of industrial sized fans on America's northern border, facing Canada.

Whenever they go on fire, we turn the fans on and blow the smoke back up at 'em.
 
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