Canada is a failed state

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What irritates me most about Canada is the belief that there is nowhere better.

I just got fucking ran through the wringer today. 500 power bill(2 months), 318 gas bill(1 month) and 2 weeks worth of groceries going for 550 bucks. And when I complained about "this fucking country" my family gave me shit that it's even worse in the US because they have lower minimum wage.
 
Ser Prize said:
What irritates me most about Canada is the belief that there is nowhere better.

I just got fucking ran through the wringer today. 500 power bill(2 months), 318 gas bill(1 month) and 2 weeks worth of groceries going for 550 bucks. And when I complained about "this fucking country" my family gave me shit that it's even worse in the US because they have lower minimum wage.
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My electricity bill last month was CA$15 and I rarely turn off the lights or AC units, my natural gas connection was CA$8, and then I spent ~CA$200 in food, but I usually only cook breakfast and lunch, I tend to go out to restaurants to eat dinner. This isn't meant to 'brag,' but whenever I see figures re: the prices for essentials in Canada, it seems like people understand that they're high but don't realize how much higher they are than the rest of the world, or they fall back on delusion like your family members.

Canada generates so much electricity and has such large reserves of oil and gas, and huge swaths of the country are dedicated to agriculture, there's no need for the prices of essential goods and services to be so high. It's corporate greed, corrupt politics, and unchecked monopolies that keep all of these prices from dropping. Living in Canada is like being constantly covered in leeches and then being asked to donate blood.

Paying $550 every two weeks for food is incomprehensible to me. It's criminal, really.
 
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Nol 2 said:
Realistically, if Alberta votes to Secede, but the rest of the provinces say No, it would have come down to conflict anyways. And I can't see a world where the rest of the country allows its piggybank to fuck off. Take solace in the fact that its not like Canada could bring much to bear to enforce its will.
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My understanding is that if Alberta votes to secede and does all the hoops to do it properly, all it does is force the other provinces and the federal government to negotiate in good faith. In theory Alberta could vote to secede then crash out with no plan like Brexit.
 
kawaiikat420 said:
My electricity bill last month was CA$15 and I rarely turn off the lights or AC units, my natural gas connection was CA$8, and then I spent ~CA$200 in food, but I usually only cook breakfast and lunch, I tend to go out to restaurants to eat dinner. This isn't meant to 'brag,' but whenever I see figures re: the prices for essentials in Canada, it seems like people understand that they're high but don't realize how much higher they are than the rest of the world, or they fall back on delusion like your family members.

Canada generates so much electricity and has such large reserves of oil and gas, and huge swaths of the country are dedicated to agriculture, there's no need for the prices of essential goods and services to be so high. It's corporate greed, corrupt politics, and unchecked monopolies that keep all of these prices from dropping. Living in Canada is like being constantly covered in leeches and then being asked to donate blood.

Paying $550 every two weeks for food is incomprehensible to me. It's criminal, really.
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Well the main fight we have is I'm pro USA and they're anti USA. My mom watches 24/7 "TRUMP IS DOOMED" footage. My snarky tranny sister said "Prices won't go down until CEOs stop getting paid" because she's a retarded communist.
Terrible Ideas v2.0™ said:
It'll be interesting to see how the US reacts to a blatant denial of democratic processes if Ottawa tries to deny an outright secession victory in western Canadia, when Trump's border concerns boiled down to the following:
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That's what kicked off the USA civil war. Odds are the no doubt future Democrat in charge will enjoy seeing Ottawa being the same kind of tyrants they are.
fyad said:
the idea that "immigrants are taking our jobs" is a racist, ignorant sentiment is deeply ingrained into their worldview and it's not going anywhere
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Because retards like Trey and Matt made it a joke with South Park.
 
Nol 2 said:
Not going to lie, the Notwithstanding clause always struck me as kind of BS.

You have a charter of rights and freedoms, but what good is it if there is a baked in way to say "lolno"? The only actual consideration is that they have to review it after 5 years or so?

The answer for the provinces dealing with a law they don't want to enforce is to force the feds to enforce it. afaik, the separation stuff is outside the not-withstanding clause, its just a normal (albeit crazy that it exists) law. Its the "Clarity Act"

Realistically, if Alberta votes to Secede, but the rest of the provinces say No, it would have come down to conflict anyways. And I can't see a world where the rest of the country allows its piggybank to fuck off. Take solace in the fact that its not like Canada could bring much to bear to enforce its will.
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If Alberta votes to secede, the rest of the country doesn’t have shit to say about it, because it has been decided by the Supreme Court long ago that withdrawal from confederation is a matter between that province and the feds only.

Canada is going to be bankrupted when Alberta leaves, and it will be glorious to watch all the assholes in the east suffer, cope and seethe.



The Notwithstanding Clause was written by Alberta’s premier at the time, Peter Lougheed, and was the condition demanded to get Alberta to ratify the Constitution, as it was a way to protect Alberta from the feds trying to steal our resource wealth with anything like the National Energy Policy.

Lougheed admitted in an interview not long before he died that he deeply regretted ratifying the constitution, and that the fact that he felt it needed the Notwithstanding Clause should have made that clear to him.
 
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Samuel Fuller said:
If Alberta votes to secede, the rest of the country doesn’t have shit to say about it, because it has been decided by the Supreme Court long ago that withdrawal from confederation is a matter between that province and the feds only.
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I went and googled what happens after "a clear question" is asked in the ballot initiative, and apparently Alberta has to negotiate with the federal gov't, the Feather Indians, and the other provinces. I'm not sure why the other provinces are relevant, other than the ones suckling on the prairie teat funded by oil being 100% mad that they're going to lose their free money.
 
Ser Prize said:
See how well that worked for the southern US.
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It's going to be wildly bad optics for the Syrupean federal gov't if part of Canadia follows the exact process specifically created for the subhuman French creatures that continue to inhabit part of the country, and the federal gov't tries to unilaterally vacate the results. It's going to absolutely justify Trump offering to help Alberta, and he'll have a ton of ammunition if the democratic results of the process are just thrown out. It's also pretty different for part of a country to say "We're tired of being an economic cow that gets milked by the rest of the country, and we want out!" and "We ain't gon' give up our field-niggers, we'll send you carpetbaggers to hell 'fore we free a single one!"
 
Ser Prize said:
Well the main fight we have is I'm pro USA and they're anti USA. My mom watches 24/7 "TRUMP IS DOOMED" footage. My snarky tranny sister said "Prices won't go down until CEOs stop getting paid" because she's a retarded communist.
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Sounds like the perfect post national family!
Samuel Fuller said:
If Alberta votes to secede, the rest of the country doesn’t have shit to say about it, because it has been decided by the Supreme Court long ago that withdrawal from confederation is a matter between that province and the feds only.
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In all fairness the CAF couldn't hold down a revolt in PEI, so really there is nothing ottowa can realistically do if alberta decided to leave, considering they will probs have US backing.
 
harbringer883 said:
Sounds like the perfect post national family!

In all fairness the CAF couldn't hold down a revolt in PEI, so really there is nothing ottowa can realistically do if alberta decided to leave, considering they will probs have US backing.
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Considering the jeet that they've got as "Minister of Public Safety" or whatever it's called is presiding over their firearms bans including nail guns, and the ban previously included airsoft toys, paintball toys, coffee from companies names after guns, and I'm pretty sure they tried to pass a bill that required private-owned 3d printers to have a feature that prevents printing gun parts, and the gov't was going to sent "bought-back guns surrendered through voluntary delivery to police" to Ukraine for their military, I'd say Syrupeans are completely hosed.

I still have no idea how the fuck you'd manage to block a 3d printer from printing off the specs, like I couldn't figure a way around it despite the fact that I'm a complete retard. Also, "gun buy-backs" are bullshit, the gov't never paid fuck all for any privately-owned gun, they're not buying back shit; they're offering you a pittance for surrendering your capacity to resist tyranny and criminal activity. Fuck that, fuck them, and fuck everyone who complies with that bullshit.

In funnier news, wait for the punchline, I'm not sure who this guy is, but hear him out:
 
Surrounded by 3rd-rate French people that the "Real French™" despise as subhuman, and the even more subhuman jungle-bunny and dune coon filth that they willingly allow to immigrate into their annoying shithole? The only thing worse than that would be forcibly emigrated to the subcontinent, just ask the subcontinentals about how desperately they'll avoid going back. I think the least dysfunctional "formerly-French colony" immigrants are the ones from the smaller Caribbean islands, the ones that didn't follow the French example as perfectly as the Haitians did.
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Last night Kiwibros :story:, I literally had street shitters trying to scam call me from a Brantford Singh Horton's (at least according to the caller ID it was being assigned on my phone) number randomly throughout my entire shift

It was genuinely scam calls too, I picked up one time just to check & that currynigger immediately tried to hit me with the 'Hello saar I am calling you from your bank about credit card fraud/whatever the fuck' script before I hung up



... Damn, we really are just hitting endstage Jeetification out here huh, fuck man
 
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Terrible Ideas v2.0™ said:
they tried to pass a bill that required private-owned 3d printers to have a feature that prevents printing gun parts,
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I never understood why 3d printers were scary but iron pipe zip guns are A-OK

Your 3d printed pea shooter still needs regulated ammo. Anyone driven enough will find a way, just ask Shinzo Abe. It's pure security theatre by boomers
 
SwiftBucks said:
I never understood why 3d printers were scary but iron pipe zip guns are A-OK

Your 3d printed pea shooter still needs regulated ammo. Anyone driven enough will find a way, just ask Shinzo Abe. It's pure security theatre by boomers
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That's why you go through whatever process allows you to have a couple common calibers and print additional entertaining toys, have a small amount of legit ammo, and set up to cast or print additional casings. It's possible to 3d print single-use shotgun shells right now AFAIK, and building or fabbing the rest of the equipment would be fuck all.

Thread tax: Repost from India Menace thread that also includes Syrupean Content
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TurbanJeet lawyer is disbarred for multiple allegations of sexual harassment, including "sending a client's sextape to a job applicant."

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Archive of the article referenced. Basically, the Syrupean guy that was the lynchpin for the northern part of the cartel distribution network was using jeet trucking businesses, proving Trump was right about telling Trudeau to do something about the fucking border.
 
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According to Michael Ma human rights abuses in China are not accurately reported on because there are no eye witness accounts and furthermore because he 'doesn't trust reports'. We have foreign agents operating in the Canadian government with impunity and nobody bats an eyelid in this country. The Chinese and Indians will own this country and white liberals will proudly celebrate that they are not racist and Blonald Drumpf bad.
 
EscapeVorkuta said:
According to Michael Ma human rights abuses in China are not accurately reported on because there are no eye witness accounts and furthermore because he 'doesn't trust reports'. We have foreign agents operating in the Canadian government with impunity and nobody bats an eyelid in this country. The Chinese and Indians will own this country and white liberals will proudly celebrate that they are not racist and Blonald Drumpf bad.
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I'm still surprised that Trudeau recognized the Uygher genocide given how much the CCP would seethe about it (probably pressured by the rest of the west in actuality). They're definitely going to revoke their recognition no matter how it makes us look to the outside world, since we'd be "owning the Amerikkkans" or something.

Also when most Canadians do complain about "foreign influence" they definitely mean "Amerikkkan sabatoge" and not the Indian and Chinese influence in front of them.
 
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