Canada is a failed state

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YautjaWeeb said:
The fat Ontario boomer mortgage man pointed out yesterday that there are 10,000 more licensed real estate agents in the GTA alone than there are members of armed forces accross Canada.

Anyone talking about how capable Canada is of war with America is literally insane and should be grounds to have someone automatically registered for MAID on the spot.
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That's because every Jeet has a side hustle as a real estate agent / slumlord.

They probably think it raises their Izzat.
 
The Cum Beast said:
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Canadians embracing their new post national "culture"

Also you could tell he's Cucknadian because he accusing the guy recording of "being an Amerikkkan." Canadians will 100% develop the same reputation as Chinese tourists, the rep might be worse given the propaganda about how "nice" Cucknadians are.
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So, question to fellow canucks...
Which nationality will you pretend to be abroad once Canada falls apart and only warlord niggers remain here?
 
Hectic Heckler said:
So, question to fellow canucks...
Which nationality will you pretend to be abroad once Canada falls apart and only warlord niggers remain here?
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I'd say I'd try leaning into the portugal side, but considering some of the news that's been coming out of there... I might just be better off committing to the full Euro-centric mystery meat background
 
The Cum Beast said:
wdTl-r6U3Dj5L0Wj.mp4
Canadians embracing their new post national "culture"

Also you could tell he's Cucknadian because he accusing the guy recording of "being an Amerikkkan." Canadians will 100% develop the same reputation as Chinese tourists, the rep might be worse given the propaganda about how "nice" Cucknadians are.
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He's so brainwashed that he tries to use the state's propaganda tactics abroad

Fascinating
 
Hectic Heckler said:
Just pretend you hate poutine and maple syrup so nobody uncovers your deep, dark shame. It's BULLETPROOF.
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Maple trees arent local here so I never developed a preference for maple syrup, but I could never give up the occasional Costco poutine or a classic poutine with proper cheese curds
 
Canadians are so brainwashed that they'd rather get shot by a sicario than admit that Orange Man is right.

Trump caused the cartels to go berserk because he doesn't want Canadians to vacation outside of the US:
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The US government kills more civilians than the cartel:
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You may get chainsawed to death in Mexico, but at least they won't HONK at you:
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Canadians are too poor to vacation in Canada:
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Hectic Heckler said:
So, question to fellow canucks...
Which nationality will you pretend to be abroad once Canada falls apart and only warlord niggers remain here?
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I am Greek, so I can grow beard, wrap a turban around my head and pass as an Indian. Or I can forgo the turban and just pass as an Arab.

quaawaa said:
Canadians are so brainwashed that they'd rather get shot by a sicario than admit that Orange Man is right.

Trump caused the cartels to go berserk because he doesn't want Canadians to vacation outside of the US:
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The US government kills more civilians than the cartel:
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You may get chainsawed to death in Mexico, but at least they won't HONK at you:
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Canadians are too poor to vacation in Canada:
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These are the people calling you a "conspiracy theorist" by the way.
 
Hectic Heckler said:
So, question to fellow canucks...
Which nationality will you pretend to be abroad once Canada falls apart and only warlord niggers remain here?
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My father's British and my mother is Canadian, so there's essentially no difference no matter where I live or where I say I'm from. Both are arguably the worst examples of Indian-invaded Western countries.
 
MC2 said:
My father's British and my mother is Canadian, so there's essentially no difference no matter where I live or where I say I'm from. Both are arguably the worst examples of Indian-invaded Western countries.
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Be careful as apparently if you are a dual citizen you know have to keep both passports. Need the UK passport to enter the UK.

Of course they do nothing about all the Niggers and Jeets entering the UK. Got to crack down on White's with a UK citizen parent / grandparent.
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Be careful as apparently if you are a dual citizen you know have to keep both passports. Need the UK passport to enter the UK.

Of course they do nothing about all the Niggers and Jeets entering the UK. Got to crack down on White's with a UK citizen parent / grandparent.
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Yeah, I have all the required docs organized and whatnot. But I don't think I'll be going to the UK anytime soon. My current rough plan is to see if I can escape to somewhere rural enough to where I can live in ignorance from the horrors of Canadian big cities, but that is probably a pipe dream at best.
 
quaawaa said:
Canadians are too poor to vacation in Canada:
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Unironically true though. It's cheaper to fly to Europe than to Ontario from the West coast. Just like our internet and phone companies, our airlines are in bed with the government which creates the most faggot fucking monopoly on Earth. They don't give a fuck about how shitty and expensive their services are because you literally have no other options. Why would you want to vacation in Canada in the winter? You can either go to the middle of the country where it's -30 below or go to the coasts where it's raining 24/7.
 
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