Canada is a failed state

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The average Canadian enjoys being fucked to death by their supreme leader Carney and his cronies.
That's what makes this country nothing but America's pathetic little brother, the sheer cuckery of its people. They are perfectly happy to suck up to the PM who has done less than nothing to deserve such praise. I am wondering how prevalent this attitude is even in rural Alberta/Saskatchewan, because there is no escape from it in any major city in the country.
 
I'm just a person on the outside looking in, but as an American who's been observing Canada's behavior for the past several years, it baffles me they care so much more about the US than they do their own damn country, to the point they're willing to screw themselves over if it means getting to stick it to their southern neighbor.

I mean, just look at the election results last year. The Liberal Party had been running Canada into the ground for a decade at that point, and the one time they get an opportunity to vote them out and get someone more competent in, they choose to keep them just to spite Donald Trump. No, I'm not kidding. If you look up polls for the election, you'll see the most common reason Canadians voted for the Liberal Party was so they could fight back against Trump. TDS has the power to affect other countries' elections and make them worse.

And now you have Canadians raging over the Olympic ice hockey results, not because they lost their most iconic sport, but because they lost specifically to the US. I literally can't think of any other group of people that's obsessed with somewhere they don't live as much as Canadians are towards Americans. Not even leftists in the US are this obsessed about Ukraine and Palestine.

Honestly, with how much Canada has grown to hate the United States, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to declare war on us. If that did happen though, I'm sure we'd beat their ass into the ground.
 
Honestly, with how much Canada has grown to hate the United States, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to declare war on us. If that did happen though, I'm sure we'd beat their ass into the ground.
You’d have about 5 minutes of people seriously thinking that Modern Canada is still “The Geneva Checklist” people before Uncle Sam slaps reality into them.

Realistically a land war with America - on their own fucking border mind you - probably wouldn’t last 24 hours, and that’s me being incredibly generous. Even ignoring that the US Army is basically just the world’s greatest logistics company, Detroit alone is probably better armed than the entire Canadian Army. Just tell them that whoever gets Carney over the border gets EBT for life or something, shit would literally be resolved in hours…
 
You’d have about 5 minutes of people seriously thinking that Modern Canada is still “The Geneva Checklist” people before Uncle Sam slaps reality into them.

Realistically a land war with America - on their own fucking border mind you - probably wouldn’t last 24 hours, and that’s me being incredibly generous. Even ignoring that the US Army is basically just the world’s greatest logistics company, Detroit alone is probably better armed than the entire Canadian Army. Just tell them that whoever gets Carney over the border gets EBT for life or something, shit would literally be resolved in hours…
Anyone who scream that "we'll make the Geneva conventions the Geneva checklist" is just LARPing. Also 24 hours is imo too long, since most major cities are 2-3 from the US border at most there's a likelihood we'd surrender faster than Denmark did in WW2 (6 hours).
I'm just a person on the outside looking in, but as an American who's been observing Canada's behavior for the past several years, it baffles me they care so much more about the US than they do their own damn country, to the point they're willing to screw themselves over if it means getting to stick it to their southern neighbor.
The average Canadian knows more about Amerikkka than Canada, the amount of people who think we have "free healthcare" rather than universal healthcare IN CANADA is actually insane. Also proves that the average Canadians isn't much smarter than the average Amerikkkan.
I mean, just look at the election results last year. The Liberal Party had been running Canada into the ground for a decade at that point, and the one time they get an opportunity to vote them out and get someone more competent in, they choose to keep them just to spite Donald Trump. No, I'm not kidding. If you look up polls for the election, you'll see the most common reason Canadians voted for the Liberal Party was so they could fight back against Trump. TDS has the power to affect other countries' elections and make them worse.
My main problem with people who voted liberal is that, even if you vote under the assumption that the conservatives or any other party wouldn't change that much, they're still voting for the party THEY KNOW wouldn't change anything. In fact like 2/3 of the thread is from 2025 last year, a indicator that literally EVERYTHING has gotten worse in Canada the last year.
Not even leftists in the US are this obsessed about Ukraine and Palestine.
Canadians support ANYONE that is against America at this point. If those fuckers were alive in WW2, you know they'd be supporting Germany or Japan.
Honestly, with how much Canada has grown to hate the United States, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to declare war on us. If that did happen though, I'm sure we'd beat their ass into the ground.
This idea is so dumb that it will probably happen. Canada is basically an ultranationalist state at this point (just for a political party rather than a race or culture) where emotions matter more than rationality.
 
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I'm just a person on the outside looking in, but as an American who's been observing Canada's behavior for the past several years, it baffles me they care so much more about the US than they do their own damn country, to the point they're willing to screw themselves over if it means getting to stick it to their southern neighbor.

I mean, just look at the election results last year. The Liberal Party had been running Canada into the ground for a decade at that point, and the one time they get an opportunity to vote them out and get someone more competent in, they choose to keep them just to spite Donald Trump. No, I'm not kidding. If you look up polls for the election, you'll see the most common reason Canadians voted for the Liberal Party was so they could fight back against Trump. TDS has the power to affect other countries' elections and make them worse.

And now you have Canadians raging over the Olympic ice hockey results, not because they lost their most iconic sport, but because they lost specifically to the US. I literally can't think of any other group of people that's obsessed with somewhere they don't live as much as Canadians are towards Americans. Not even leftists in the US are this obsessed about Ukraine and Palestine.

Honestly, with how much Canada has grown to hate the United States, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to declare war on us. If that did happen though, I'm sure we'd beat their ass into the ground.
Canada is a superiority complex covering up an inferiority complex. Losers LARPing off the glory days of a British colony that didn't smell like Jeet.
 
Also 24 hours is imo too long, since most major cities are 2-3 from the US border at most there's a likelihood we'd surrender faster than Denmark did in WW2 (6 hours).
The only challenge to any American invasion is whether the Marines slated to seize Halifax can do it before the Army units secure Toronto and Winnipeg.
 
How does the average Canuckistani reconcile Ukraine First while aggressively sucking off China again?
You know how in Orwell's 1984, the proles are so stupid that they fall for anything that the Party puts in front of them? If rations last week were 50 grams, the Party could say they were raising the rations this week to 30 grams to thunderous applause.

Same idea here. For example: Canadians hate the Nazis, but if they will clap like seals, in the federal parliament, for a Nazi if he's Ukrainian.

There's no thought, or reason, behind the average Canadian's eyes. They are (self-described) moral beings, and they will do anything that they think is moral, and they can be convinced that anything is moral.
 
How does the average Canuckistani reconcile Ukraine First while aggressively sucking off China (doing as much as possible to keep the Russian war effort going without outright entering the war) again?
The average canadian is either homeless or sending money to india (or waiting for the government to put them down over their trauma from scary trucks honking horns) so it's not really a thought
 
How does the average Canuckistani reconcile Ukraine First while aggressively sucking off China (doing as much as possible to keep the Russian war effort going without outright entering the war) again?
They don't think. It's a mix of the elderly not understanding the world around them and children (mentally) that are taken care of till they burn themselves out on fent. It's a nightmare world where being aware of it feels like a curse.

I feel trapped here. It would take 3-4 years to update my qualifications to work in the states and make the same money I do now. It's something I really don't want to do... I put my money into investments and do OK but there's this sinking feeling I get that one day everything will just stop working and it will be to late to leave.
 
You know how in Orwell's 1984, the proles are so stupid that they fall for anything that the Party puts in front of them? If rations last week were 50 grams, the Party could say they were raising the rations this week to 30 grams to thunderous applause.

Same idea here. For example: Canadians hate the Nazis, but if they will clap like seals, in the federal parliament, for a Nazi if he's Ukrainian.

There's no thought, or reason, behind the average Canadian's eyes. They are (self-described) moral beings, and they will do anything that they think is moral, and they can be convinced that anything is moral.
Maybe it's just me, but it often feels more Brave New World than 1984.
 
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After seeing all the talk from Canadians about how "at least our kids aren't getting murdered and raped like yours" after they lost the gold in the hockey game I think invasion is too good for them.

Invasion means we intervene and save them. They deserve something way worse: sovereignty. The continued decline of their nation.
 
Canada is a superiority complex covering up an inferiority complex. Losers LARPing off the glory days of a British colony that didn't smell like Jeet.
The funny and infuriating part is Canada gobbling Xi Jingping's balls like a Filipino hooker.
 
And this is exactly why so many Canadians flock to the invasion fantasy, because denialism is at the core of their beings and the foundation of the culture and society.
Look... I know alright but it isn't exactly like you can put your hope into much when the lunatics run the asylum.
 
Do Pajeets even win actual medals in Cricket? Or are those just participation trophies?

They've been beaten by Australia and Australians don't even care for cricket. Lol.

The kicker is that I've seen Canadians who say that all the jeets, shitskins, chinks, etc will make us BETTER at sports. 3 Problems with this claim.

China is the peerless country on Earth, at this point the USA is not even truly comparable. Chinese immigrants, while not the ideal, are a hundred times preferable than Indians. In terms of sports, China does very well, second only to the Russians generally.

What many Canadians, and Westerners, are missing the point about China, is that, while I don't support their communism, China has the largest industrial capacity in human history. Plus, Chinese culture is actually generally well-regarded, even if it's not necessarily popular. And the Chinese can be clean and disciplined with an authoritarian leadership. In the long-game, China is in a very good position. China isn't massively importing Third Worlders in their country either, Shanghai and Beijing are almost devoid of Browns.

The reason why Trump is on a tariff mission is entirely because of China. China has something like a thousand times lead over the USA in industrial capacity. And their economic growth trajectory is just an exponential accelerated upward growth since 2010. China will be a high income country in our lifetime. That, and the Chinese tend to have high IQ (like other East Asians).

The Indians are nowhere close to the Chinese, it's not even comparable. There are retarded Westerners glazing India and Indians because they're too damn stupid to understand that China is very ahead developmentally. India is really a fly compared to China.

And this is where we're at, Westerners gloating against China while importing a bunch of Moslems and Browns. China wins.
 
You’d have about 5 minutes of people seriously thinking that Modern Canada is still “The Geneva Checklist” people before Uncle Sam slaps reality into them.

Realistically a land war with America - on their own fucking border mind you - probably wouldn’t last 24 hours, and that’s me being incredibly generous. Even ignoring that the US Army is basically just the world’s greatest logistics company, Detroit alone is probably better armed than the entire Canadian Army. Just tell them that whoever gets Carney over the border gets EBT for life or something, shit would literally be resolved in hours…
I heard the cope of an underground resistance, but with what guns exactly will they resist? I don't think they even allow the Anarchists cookbook.
China is the peerless country on Earth, at this point the USA is not even truly comparable. Chinese immigrants, while not the ideal, are a hundred times preferable than Indians. In terms of sports, China does very well, second only to the Russians generally.

What many Canadians, and Westerners, are missing the point about China, is that, while I don't support their communism, China has the largest industrial capacity in human history. Plus, Chinese culture is actually generally well-regarded, even if it's not necessarily popular. And the Chinese can be clean and disciplined with an authoritarian leadership. In the long-game, China is in a very good position. China isn't massively importing Third Worlders in their country either, Shanghai and Beijing are almost devoid of Browns.

The reason why Trump is on a tariff mission is entirely because of China. China has something like a thousand times lead over the USA in industrial capacity. And their economic growth trajectory is just an exponential accelerated upward growth since 2010. China will be a high income country in our lifetime. That, and the Chinese tend to have high IQ (like other East Asians).

The Indians are nowhere close to the Chinese, it's not even comparable. There are retarded Westerners glazing India and Indians because they're too damn stupid to understand that China is very ahead developmentally. India is really a fly compared to China.

And this is where we're at, Westerners gloating against China while importing a bunch of Moslems and Browns. China wins.
I don't know if it's a serious post or not. Even manufacturing wise China is losing the edge to Vietnam. They also have massive social, economic, political and demographic time bombs that will detonate in quick succession.
 
I think I figured out an incredibly stupid but possibly working way to clear all the jeets out of Canada. We just find the biggest moose, give it fuck tons of cocaine and point it towards Toronto. The natural instinct of the jeet to be run over by big giant objects, will compel them to jump in front of the moose.
 
The only challenge to any American invasion is whether the Marines slated to seize Halifax can do it before the Army units secure Toronto and Winnipeg.

Pretty short run to cfb gagetown. I. Halifax you’d just have to seize the stores between Bedford and Dartmouth and game over.
 
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