Canada is a failed state

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The Free Alberta movement is already inspiring infographics
>currency isn't mentioned once only wealth and economy
So are they pulling a quebec sovereignty where they wanted to "leave Canada" but still wanted all the trade benefits and currency or are they just retarded.
And from last year
That account is based out of the states and is 1000% part of the alberta independence psyop.
In short: if this boomer retard thinks Canada can get along without Alberta, he is mistaken. And if/when Alberta's absence is felt, he will be among the first to demand they rejoin Canadaland.
Alberta can't get along without Canada lmao. What other country is gonna fund EI for all those oil workers to get during the off season? What province took the most covid cheques during the pandemic?

Just like Quebec its gonna fail and everyone is gonna have to find actual solutions to their problems that aren't throwing a fit and claiming they're gonna join the circus (America)
 
From a purely Machiavellian position, an independent Alberta is better for the US, than America simply annexing any portion of Canada. It weakens Canada to an absurd degree, meaning the "dealmaker" fool currently running things is even more impotent in effecting American policy. While still having to manage the sewer Canada sadly has become. It basically cuts Canada in half, forcing possible Chinese troop deployments to sail through the arctic to reach Ottawa. Gets rid of China's biggest reasons to stay interested in Canada by cutting off the oil access, Makes any attempt by Ottawa to reestablish control over Alberta the perfect casus belli for US intervention. Yet most importantly, encourages other provinces to from their own break-away own republics. Better a bunch of small states than one large state ruled by Ottawa.

If Trump is serious about bettering America's position in the world, he should deploy a couple army units to the Albertan border to dissuade any foolish behavior on the part of Carney.
Looking at the payment by province map it looks like only Alberta and BC can really afford to secede. Saskatchewan is marginal and might secede if Alberta demonstrates a boost to their economy.
 
Alberta can't get along without Canada lmao. What other country is gonna fund EI for all those oil workers to get during the off season? What province took the most covid cheques during the pandemic?

Just like Quebec its gonna fail and everyone is gonna have to find actual solutions to their problems that aren't throwing a fit and claiming they're gonna join the circus (America)
Oh look, a retarded boomer.
 
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Saw a Reddit post about the guerrilla tactics if America invaded. Anyone being realistic gets down voted and all you see are people hysterically declaring how they’ll fight the United States military. In reality, they would fill their pants with piss and shit faster than they can say “Oh Canada” the moment they see the first tank and troopers roll in.
 
Saw a Reddit post about the guerrilla tactics if America invaded. Anyone being realistic gets down voted and all you see are people hysterically declaring how they’ll fight the United States military. In reality, they would fill their pants with piss and shit faster than they can say “Oh Canada” the moment they see the first tank and troopers roll in.
Canadian subreddits are fascinating safespaces for how blatant it is yet they deny it
 
Saw a Reddit post about the guerrilla tactics if America invaded. Anyone being realistic gets down voted and all you see are people hysterically declaring how they’ll fight the United States military. In reality, they would fill their pants with piss and shit faster than they can say “Oh Canada” the moment they see the first tank and troopers roll in.
make me supreme military junta of canada, and i shall make this country impregnable
for only one thousand dollars worth of plastic explosives we can transform the new Canadian student and his ebike into a weapon of mass destruction,
we have 2 million of these students, we need to make use of this strategic resource NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

possibly the only redditor with a rational mind about this

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A substack piece, by Gil McGowan, leader of Alberta Federation of Labour, making the case for Alberta separation movement being backed by the US government:
RATH: “The people we meet with go directly from our meetings to the Oval Office.”

Clearly, Rath is implying that he’s meeting with people who are direct reports to the President. He might be saying that these individuals are conveying the outcomes of the meeting to the President in near real time. Either way, this should be interpreted to mean that these officials are Trump appointees in high-ranking positions—likely at the secretary or undersecretary level.

RATH: “The last meeting we had was very strange, we actually met in a SCIF off all things.”

A SCIF is a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility. It is a secure room in which sensitive or classified state business occurs. SCIFs are designed with advanced soundproofing, reinforced doors and locks, and keypad access controls. To enter a SCIF, one must shed all technology from their person, including cell phones, smart watches, wireless headphones, laptops, tablets, you get the idea. Nothing that can be turned into a listening device or a camera gets inside.

The technical and physical standards for these facilities are incredibly strict. They are constructed with the view towards creating pockets of physical space where sensitive compartmented information can live. Meetings that take place in SCIFs are typically of a classified nature and are usually between government officials with requisite security clearances. It is unusual to have individuals without security clearances in a SCIF.

For US State Department officials to meet with the APP in a SCIF suggests they viewed the content of the meeting as occurring at a classified level, and were attempting to shield the contents of the discussion from any foreign signals intelligence agencies that might have an interest in eavesdropping on the meeting....

...Conclusion

The Federal Government and Canada’s Security and Intelligence Community will be hesitant to wade into this territory. Now is not the time for temerity. The clock is ticking on a time bomb referendum that has and will continue to bring US foreign interference into a crucial Canadian domestic political process through the conduit of the Alberta Prosperity Project.

This will come in the form of financial support through grey channels; through messaging support; through manipulation of social media (most controlled by the US tech bros who are clearly aligned with the Trump Administration); through human resources in the form of “volunteers”; through training on how to conduct the politicking on the ground and at the doors; through promises and guarantees as discussed above; and eventually, if necessary, even through the use of force if the example of Venezuela is anything to go on.

The lines between lawful advocacy and bona fide threat to national security in this case may have seemed somewhat unclear before. That should no longer be the case.
I wonder if there is any truth to his libtarded conspiracy theory. It seems like Trump has sort of laid off on the 51st state rhetoric since the election, he was going much harder on it when Trudeau was still in office.

I think the separatist movement will fail on it's own, my feeling has been it would only succeed with US support, implicit or explicit. In the case there are things happening in the background it doesn't matter whether Canadian government moves to stop it or not.
 
Saw a Reddit post about the guerrilla tactics if America invaded. Anyone being realistic gets down voted and all you see are people hysterically declaring how they’ll fight the United States military. In reality, they would fill their pants with piss and shit faster than they can say “Oh Canada” the moment they see the first tank and troopers roll in.
It's reddit, what do you expect
 
canadians are already preparing for war with the states in the best way they possibly can

 
Saw a Reddit post about the guerrilla tactics if America invaded. Anyone being realistic gets down voted and all you see are people hysterically declaring how they’ll fight the United States military. In reality, they would fill their pants with piss and shit faster than they can say “Oh Canada” the moment they see the first tank and troopers roll in.

4500 US tanks and cold war era machines in inventory not usable elsewhere globally that Canada has no defense against. Untrained and inexperienced mouthy retards will somehow excell at guerilla warfare with no real weapons or organization (C&C is gone in the first 60 seconds). Meanwhile, America somehow for the first time ever fails to bring sufficient death and carnage to a situation. Just quits and goes home (?). Realistic sutff.

I wonder if there is any truth to his libtarded conspiracy theory. It seems like Trump has sort of laid off on the 51st state rhetoric since the election, he was going much harder on it when Trudeau was still in office.

I think the separatist movement will fail on it's own, my feeling has been it would only succeed with US support, implicit or explicit. In the case there are things happening in the background it doesn't matter whether Canadian government moves to stop it or not.

Greenland is an easier get with US forces already there and the Danes being the weirdest of euroboo weirdos. Canada is on deck but not likely to be force with shooting and explosions. It'll be an economic attack. If they decide to blockade the ports like VZ and set off inflation like they are in Iran Canada has no answer and no friends. Carney is hiding in Europe since he lives there anyway reading poorly translated speeches written by Beijing like the jank-ass one he read today.

I don't want to kill Kiwis hope, but even if the movements had the votes to seperate you still won't get a free and fair vote in a country that admires China more than America or Britain.
 
I wonder if there is any truth to his libtarded conspiracy theory. It seems like Trump has sort of laid off on the 51st state rhetoric since the election, he was going much harder on it when Trudeau was still in office.

I think the separatist movement will fail on it's own, my feeling has been it would only succeed with US support, implicit or explicit. In the case there are things happening in the background it doesn't matter whether Canadian government moves to stop it or not.
the USA is still literally Alberta's biggest trading partner, especially with the interprovincial trade barriers making it hard to trade with the rest of Canada. Unless we invade BC and replace their government we will never have a seaport of our own. As long as we have a solid trade agreement with the USA (which is clearly being negotiated in advanced, as opposed to whatever the fuck the UK did) we will handle the transition fairly well as we are a net producer and will be able to stabilize our funding relatively quickly.

Joining the USA - either as a state or a territory - can be discussed separately as the Alberta government is already working on covering everything it needs for it's independence. We even have out own national anthem. We're working on splitting Alberta pensions into their own program separate from the CPP, and a lot of government programs are already independent. Some services like Telus or Rogers will likely need to split off a regional company but that can be handled with little interruption. We can continue to use the CAD for a while, or join one of the half-dozen or so countries that deal in the USD as their primary currency. A lot of federal enforced restrictions on our trade and industries can be loosened which might lead to an instantaneous increase in gdp and quality of life - especially if we halt foreign immigration programs during the transition and kick out the LMIAs and other barely-legals.

Maybe one day Alberta will join the States, but that will be considered separately from leaving Canada.
 
Saw a Reddit post about the guerrilla tactics if America invaded. Anyone being realistic gets down voted and all you see are people hysterically declaring how they’ll fight the United States military. In reality, they would fill their pants with piss and shit faster than they can say “Oh Canada” the moment they see the first tank and troopers roll in.

These morons have no idea what guerrilla warfare would entail, especially in the winter. I do laugh at the idea of retarded boomers and pink haired troons trying to live off the grid for an extended period of time without their amenities. Most of these people would become drone fodder.
 
These morons have no idea what guerrilla warfare would entail, especially in the winter. I do laugh at the idea of retarded boomers and pink haired troons trying to live off the grid for an extended period of time without their amenities. Most of these people would become drone fodder.
Canada is COLD. Most of these prospective maple mujahedeen forget this. Also Canada relies on the modern world and modern supply chains to be livable. Cut those and we freeze in the dark. On top of that, they aren't going to have patrols in the streets keeping order like in Iraq and Afghanistan. They'll curb stomp Ottawa, bomb some bases and then leave us to figure it out.

Then what? While we Mad Max it out, our brave rotund resistance take pot shots at border guards?
 
Canada is COLD. Most of these prospective maple mujahedeen forget this. Also Canada relies on the modern world and modern supply chains to be livable. Cut those and we freeze in the dark. On top of that, they aren't going to have patrols in the streets keeping order like in Iraq and Afghanistan. They'll curb stomp Ottawa, bomb some bases and then leave us to figure it out.

Then what? While we Mad Max it out, our brave rotund resistance take pot shots at border guards?
Fun fact: Edmonton is on the same line of latitude as Moscow.
 
Anyone being realistic
fascinating safespaces for how blatant it is
These morons have no idea what guerrilla warfare would entail, especially in the winter.

For all the insurgency/resistance posting on every Canadian subreddit I feel like they are ignoring/memory holing the fact that they are currently and actively banning guns. People bring up America's struggles with the Afghan but they forget that they had tons and tons of weapons. Left over Soviet weapons from their time fighting them and what was left behind, and the afghans also had weapons America gave them to combat the soviets.
We don't have that! Where there was at least a functional AK in every Afghan household, there is only maybe a Lee-Enfield, and maybe an SKS or a mosin or something similar. Possibly a few handguns, and the rest of the guns that have not been prohibited are pinned to 5 rounds and are hunting rifles or sporting shotguns. What is that going to do? I also bet most of the people who would ever talk about being part of an insurgency do not actually have a PAL or have guns in the immediate family. The feelings of the majority on guns are very averse.
In reply to the reddit comment, the circumstances for having tons of adults get weapons training like the Swiss do are not there. Processing times for PALs are already abysmal and I doubt there are enough ranges in every area to get more than a dozen people done a day.
 
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