Canada is a failed state

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McSneaks said:



India has literally been invading Canada for like a decade, has ruined vast parts of the country and exported entire terrorist struggles and drug empires (and China owns the entire real estate market, and is allegedly the reason for the US tariffs) yet ORANGE MAN BAD?

General IQ levels are cooked. They'd probably also disagree with the statement "100% of the countries defense is outsourced the our enemy the US..."
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You don't understand, diversity is the best thing that could ever happen to this country. I love being able to walk to from Saar Poopshitfuckholejeet's shawarma shithouse to Jeethole Cockholepreet's kebab shithouse just from outside of my house. The roaches in the local Tim Hortons donuts have been an amazing addition to my diet and it's been great for my protein intake. Meat unfortunately has been somewhat scarce since it's only reserved for our glorious leaders to consume, however it is well deserved as he singlehandedly EPICALLY DESTROYED the evil Drumpf in an epic battle of wit and strength, Heil Carney and glory to Canadistan! Life couldn't be fucking better and it can only go up from here. Those damn dirty Americans can suck it, we're better at hockey goddamit!
 
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jje100010001 said:
I honestly wonder now with the whole non-treaty land issue in BC what will happen with Quebec during a referendum, since the unspoken pact regarding non-treaty land is now broken.

The natives would definitely be hard bargainers, moreso than Quebec would be willing to give- the question is how much Quebec will push against them, since they've always bragged about treating their natives better than Canada.

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Google says there's less than 2 million injuns in Canada. Large portions are in the middle of nowhere or have strong non-injun admixture. There seems to be no legitimate threat posed by just tearing up all the treaties and telling the injuns to pound sand. What will they do, beat their wives harder?
 
I'm not surprised you guys think the US is your biggest enemy. Anti-Americanism has been a defining feature of your country since our revolution. Add in all your politicians make a point to not mention the shenanigans other countries get up (because ya know, corruption) to it was always going to end up this way

But you also have never had to deal with a hostile US. You are still considered friendly, trending to neutral (You have to know booing the American national anthem would not exactly win you friends. Let alone if Ontario or Quebec keep threatening to cut the power to the US)

Most people never meaningfully think of Canada. You really don't want that to happen if you enjoy how things are going up there. If you are percieved as hostile, you would be treated as such. Even Mexico knows enough to keep a lid on things.

Tarrifs are really the least of the possible issues.
 
Audit said:
Google says there's less than 2 million injuns in Canada. Large portions are in the middle of nowhere or have strong non-injun admixture. There seems to be no legitimate threat posed by just tearing up all the treaties and telling the injuns to pound sand. What will they do, beat their wives harder?
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In some provinces the number of indigenous is tiny; but with the duty to consult it reflects into a bad dynamic — any project has to be blessed by the chief.

Then in some cases you have two separate chiefs; an elected one and a heredity one.

And they always vote liberal.

It’s oh so tiring.
 
It's legal to be a pedo

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Never ending L in Canada. It's, like, tradition.

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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
It's legal to be a pedo

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I've noticed that Canada has always been strangely very light with its punishments towards pedophiles. The case of Christopher Paul Neil AKA Mr. Swirl has always stuck with me due to my confoundment at the fact that a Canadian who sexually abused dozens of children in Thailand while trading and possessing hundreds of pictures of his victims has been walking free in Vancouver since 2017.
 
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Nol 2 said:
Most people never meaningfully think of Canada. You really don't want that to happen if you enjoy how things are going up there. If you are percieved as hostile, you would be treated as such. Even Mexico knows enough to keep a lid on things.

Tarrifs are really the least of the possible issues.
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We're shaking in our mukluks, what are the Americans going to do next, what's worse than tariffs?
 
paddy_wagon said:
We're shaking in our mukluks, what are the Americans going to do next, what's worse than tariffs?
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closing the border so traffic can go from east to west Canada? the fact that you literally need to go into another country to travel is across Canada is ridiculous.
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Everybody coming to work with Jay outfits.


Only if they gave a shit about their country like they give shit about meaningless games.
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Did you tell them that the players are American so technically the Americans won against a team with Canadian players?
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
It's legal to be a pedo

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Never ending L in Canada. It's, like, tradition.

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Well, thats because if it where illegal, mudslime would no longer be able to practice their culture.
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Everybody coming to work with Jay outfits.


Only if they gave a shit about their country like they give shit about meaningless games.
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The goyball is literally the only thing we can be proud of....
 
Canadians gave up their freedoms during Covid so I am assuming many of them will willingly give up their homes to virtual signal when the times comes to an Indigenous band that has a strong tradition in oral history.
 
Betonhaus said:
closing the border so traffic can go from east to west Canada? the fact that you literally need to go into another country to travel is across Canada is ridiculous.

Did you tell them that the players are American so technically the Americans won against a team with Canadian players?
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Of course they know but they don't care as long as they think it's sticking it to the AMERICANS.
 
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