Don't forget that an Indian group won a Juno award for "canadian content"
Half you say "Indians" the other half you say "jeets". And I get confused; getting old.
When I hear that Indians won a Juno, I think, "so?**" and then I realise that you mean Pakis, not Indians.*
Once upon a time, there was the Seven Years' War. This was a world war of World Powers. In America, it's sometimes called The French & Indian War because in America, the Catholic Side were the French and their Indian allies, while the Protestant Side were the English (or the British, if you prefer - British Power was always the English Navy, the Scottish Engineers, the Irish Army (conscripted), andthe Jewish Money (later to pack up and move to New York, with the next World Wars)).
Because the English won the war (although both generals died upon the Battle of the Plains of Abraham), Nouveau France became Québec, and the Indians went to reserves. The Catholic conception of colony was not the same as the Protestant one that you've been taught in English school. The Spanish called the idea "mezclada", that a colony is Vice-Royality of the Empire, with equal rights; this was what Nouveau France was. As opposed to a mere Dominion, like Canada, or even the corporate lands of the Hudson Bay and North West Trading Companies, which was nothing but an extraction zone for the motherland. For this reason, the Indians would rather work side with the French.
The Catholic side lost the war, and the Anglos then abused that trusted relationship between the French and Indians to farm out their gEt ThE iNdIaN oUt Of tHe BoY Schools to the missionaries already embedded with the communities. Now those nuns and priests, who are the only reason that aboriginal languages still exist today because they wrote down the dictionaries, they're scapegoated by the Anglo-Masonic government. Slandered even, as genocidal murderers without any corpses left behind and with a whole race of Natives to disprove the notion to anyone who would bother to look.
But the Protestant conception of colony continues to this day. That's why the country is littered with ethnic ghettos. Because the resources are extracted, in this case sold to foreigners. You can't be gay or trans or aborto if you're not replacing the kids you're not having with something. Pupper Doggo ain't going to cut it.
I think the king should live in Canada. He should marry his son to an Indian princess. And they should marry their son to a Bourbon princess.
Wait, what was I talking about? Drop your lunes down below.
*if I'm going to schizopost, I might as well go all in and say that I find it suspicious that the feddest of posters say jeets and Indians but refuse to say Pakis, something a Kingston Signals NCO would be reprimanded for. But then I check myself, self-mockingly, like UnDeRcOvEr CoPs CaN't LiE tO yOu, MaN.
**I am aware that a recent post of mine contained a checkboxed Indian in a list of winners. To clarify, Indians are properly part of this heritage for one, and it would be fine if some fag or dyke or negro or injun won an award because he earned it but it's not okay if it's a checkboxing exercise because the winner doesn't even know if he deserves it when you're just checking Fuck You Dad boxes.
