Canada is a failed state

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harbringer883 said:
Libshits are deadass doing the "This is fine" meme. Cant wait for the civil war and we can get rid of them, so thats something to look forward too.
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I've seen liberals say they'll send to military to crush the Albertan "subhumans." But how will they do that when they've de-funded the military so much? And if they do the morale will be extremely low, since they'll be basically fighting and dying for the liberals.
 
CoolDudeXD said:
Get a VPN and prepare accordingly, this country is going to go the way of the UK within a year.
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Keep canadians safe from rampant crime: .....
Keep canadians safe from skawy wrongthing: yes yes and yes

The Cum Beast said:
I've seen liberals say they'll send to military to crush the Albertan "subhumans." But how will they do that when they've de-funded the military so much? And if they do the morale will be extremely low, since they'll be basically fighting and dying for the liberals.
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They also forget a good chuck of the military is from the Alberta, Manitoba and Sask. Also im pretty sure if Alberta is seperating, Quebec will be too, and pretty much all our military assets are over there. Would love to see inner city toronto/vancouver libniggers be conscripted though.
 
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Kiwisee said:
As I said earlier, the cops can't even find MamaJF. There’s fugitives on the run, that have been for several years now. Nouraldin Rabee was able to escape to Egypt after shooting a kid.

They're less competent than most cops in Europe.
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Their biggest scandal was letting that Dentist drive around rural Nova Scotia in a cop car for 48 hours without doing a single thing besides Tweeting (and shooting up an empty Firehall)
King Metalia said:
this is really petty even by Liberal standards. He's only doing this because people online called him gay (and by he I of course mean Carney).
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Carney should know the Dissident Right are some of his biggest supporters online especially when compared to Soy Incarnate Pierre Poillevre (or Andrew Scheer who is still the Cuckservative head of the CPC in the House)
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Their biggest scandal was letting that Dentist drive around rural Nova Scotia in a cop car for 48 hours without doing a single thing besides Tweeting (and shooting up an empty Firehall)

Carney should know the Dissident Right are some of his biggest supporters online especially when compared to Soy Incarnate Pierre Poillevre (or Andrew Scheer who is still the Cuckservative head of the CPC in the House)
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Accelerationists love Carney
 
Trump demanding real estate money for the Golden Shower.

lmao

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I didn't want to link any gay homo websites.

61 billion will come out of taxing unrealized real estate gains.
 
Maker's Mark said:
McDonald's is literally more fucking Canadian now than Tim Horton's. They forgot all the homeless encampments and drug addicts in this advertisement.
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They forgot Ryan Reynold's literal Jeet Diarrhea special in the Ads.

Also why would Canada even have to pay for the Golden Dome? Waste of money cause if Putin invades over the Arctic (I will welcome our Russian Liberators) and China won't launch missiles as they already own 40-50% of Canada.
 
Maker's Mark said:
McDonald's is literally more fucking Canadian now than Tim Horton's. They forgot all the homeless encampments and drug addicts in this advertisement.
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I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice this.

Ever since McDs started hiring 90% Canadians, the food quality has gotten better. It’s still terrible slop at the end of the day, but its nowhere near as bad as when it was 90% International Students.
 
karaokeman said:
The average Canadian believes that Indians are good because they know an Indian doctor, or an Indian lawyer.

They can't comprehend that India is a slum poorer than Vietnam.

That's the level of retardedness we have to deal with.
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A lot of this is because any Indians they ever knew that well personally were generally decently clean(ish), well-educated enough to avoid getting kicked out of a Canadian university, gainfully employed at positions they could perform competently, spoke good English, didn't commit any serious crime, assimilated to some extent, and were generally ok. Canadians basically only saw the top 5% of all jeets a few decades ago, because they came here back when being granted Canadian work visas/student visas (let alone PR or citizenship) actually involved some degree of quality control (or failing that, coming from the kind of family with enough money to buy off even one lousy Canadian immigration official). Not that they were all of unimpeachable character, but they generally behaved to a decent standard because we weren't so overrun with them that they were comfortable enough to risk scumbag behavior safe in the knowledge that they had enough fellow countrymen around that they could rely on to cover up for them.

The utter nigger-tier refugee status abusers, IMP filth, and fraudulent visa mills that proliferated in the last decade or two have led to us importing the kind of people that are the literal entire reason third world countries are shitholes and being handed everything in return for dragging us down to hell with them.
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Their biggest scandal was letting that Dentist drive around rural Nova Scotia in a cop car for 48 hours without doing a single thing besides Tweeting (and shooting up an empty Firehall)
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Such a fucking suspicious occurrence that fucking MACLEANS magazine, the university-ranking birdcage liner that is only ever found in waiting rooms, ran an article about all the things that didn't add up, including the guy somehow walking into a bank and taking out a six figure sum at the drop of a hat.
 
CoolDudeXD said:
Get a VPN and prepare accordingly, this country is going to go the way of the UK within a year.
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Welp, I’ve been making bets on when Jersh Bongistan’s us and just prevents Leafland IP from accessing the Farms.

If I randomly vanish it’s been a pleasure to shitpost with ya’ll. I should really stop putting off that VPN…
 
The Cum Beast said:
I've seen liberals say they'll send to military to crush the Albertan "subhumans." But how will they do that when they've de-funded the military so much? And if they do the morale will be extremely low, since they'll be basically fighting and dying for the liberals.
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It's kinda shocking how little Canadians seem to know about their own geography. I don't think Canada has the capacity to project power across the Canadian shield right now so any use of military force against a hypothetical Albertan separatist movement is going to require cooperating with... Donald Trump.
 
Kiwisee said:
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice this.

Ever since McDs started hiring 90% Canadians, the food quality has gotten better. It’s still terrible slop at the end of the day, but its nowhere near as bad as when it was 90% International Students.
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Just a reminder if you liked the old Tim Horton's coffee, when it was still Canadian, McDonalds sells it now.

Edit: I think him saying the ceded territories thing was a dig at Trump and Alberta; The land was never ceded, Canada cannot become the 51st state, Alberta can't leave. Having lived in the UK a while I can honestly say the only people more passive aggressive than Canadians are Brits.
 
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12345 said:
Just a reminder if you liked the old Tim Horton's coffee, when it was still Canadian, McDonalds sells it now.

Edit: I think him saying the ceded territories thing was a dig at Trump and Alberta; The land was never ceded, Canada cannot become the 51st state, Alberta can't leave. Having lived in the UK a while I can honestly say the only people more passive aggressive than Canadians are Brits.
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Nah the Chugs ceded the land they were just retards who got Firewater in exchange (minus the corrupt chiefs who got way more)
 
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