Canada is a failed state

[Maker's Mark]

Aaron Gunn won. Thank fuck.

 

[The Cum Beast]

Like someone else said earlier. The libs pretty much won because of a playground-level argument. Shame on them, and shame on me for believing this country could ever change. Sorry if I'm crashing out, but I am frustrated with my fellow leafs

 

[Martin Serious]

Welp, I might need to start drinking

I was wondering when you’d show up. I already finished my bottle of diabeetus vodka and a bottle of Baijou

 

[Hokuriku]

Aaron Gunn won. Thank fuck.

Take whatever small victories you can get

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Like someone else said earlier. The libs pretty much won because of a playground-level argument. Shame on them, and shame on me for believing this country could ever change. Sorry if I'm crashing out, but I am frustrated with my fellow leafs

It's ok - you can call Canadians what they deserve to be called here:
Faggots.

On a lighter, more laugh-at-stupids note, the Poilievre Unemployment Scan is showing some bad news for our Carleton Clown

 

[The Cum Beast]

The only good thing about this election is that the liberal didn't gain a majority. So canada's decline will be slower than it could've been.

Also kiwi-leafs meet up in an alternative timeline where the libs gained a majority

 

[DogPack404]

It's ok - you can call Canadians what they deserve to be called here:
Faggots.

I guess all the faggots who voted for Carney knew something we didn't cause I sure am feeling like a retard now

 

[Boss Hawg]

Is Canada just going to go from a British satellite state to an American satellite state to now a Chinese satellite state?
The eternal colony.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The only good thing about this election is that the liberal didn't gain a majority. So canada's decline will be slower than it could've been.

Remember in a year when the next election is called if the Cuckservatives don't run on "Total Jeet Death"

Punish them by going full acceleration with Carney.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

The scariest thing is Carney came out of nowhere only a few months ago from the only Western nation worse than Canada. I fucking hate UK politicians more than I hate the ones here and I won't ever live in the UK.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

What took you so long?

Solely the fact I’m actively trying to NOT heavily drink. I’ve seen people hit it hard enough that I’d rather not.

The only good thing about this election is that the liberal didn't gain a majority. So canada's decline will be slower than it could've been.

Honestly at this point the accelerationists might have the right idea. If it’s gonna suck before it gets better, might as well rip off the bandaid and speedrun this shit.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Is Canada just going to go from a British satellite state to an American satellite state to now a Chinese satellite state?
The eternal colony.

Canada puts the colon in colony, considering how gay and shitty it is to live here.

The only good thing about this election is that the liberal didn't gain a majority. So canada's decline will be slower than it could've been.

Also kiwi-leafs meet up in an alternative timeline where the libs gained a majority
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I have bad news for you my man - if the Globohomo-NDP fag coalition can keep their projected 172 seats - this WILL BE where the Libs gain their de-facto majority.

 

[DogPack404]

The only good thing about this election is that the liberal didn't gain a majority. So canada's decline will be slower than it could've been.

Still not entirely convinced that's a good thing. Maybe shit needs to tumble so we can rumble

 

[The Cum Beast]

Is Canada just going to go from a British satellite state to an American satellite state to now a Chinese satellite state?
The eternal colony.

Canada is basically "murikkka bad" the country, with no other identity. That's why it's so easy for Canada to be influenced by other countries.

I have bad news for you my man - if the Globohomo-NDP fag coalition can keep their projected 172 seats - this WILL BE where the Libs gain their de-facto majority.

They could make canada so bad that it collapses or serious change happens, as unlikely as this would be

 

[Fig Kommandant]

Welp, I might need to start drinking.

Hear, hear!

 

[Purple Francis]

Is Canada just going to go from a British satellite state to an American satellite state to now a Chinese satellite state?
The eternal colony.

I think we should cozy up to bongistan. The year 2047 will be CANZUK Tempests dogfighting with F-35s fielded by the United States of Israel/Greater Russian Empire over the irradiated wastes of Europe.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Canada is basically "murikkka bad" the country, with no other identity. That's why it's so easy for Canada to be influenced by other countries.

We only need to redirect that sense of superiority from being superior to Americans to being superior to Pajeets.

Considering the majority of Canadians see Jeets as their defacto Slave caste, that part of the plan should be easy.

For transferring that contempt from Americans to Jeets it will be more difficult. We just have to convince them that Modi is taking away women's right to choose (her gang of Jeet Rapists)

 

[The Cum Beast]

We only need to redirect that sense of superiority from being superior to Americans to being superior to Pajeets.

Most non-whites, including jeets already feel this way about them. We just need to convince white liberals this, which is easier said then done.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

the irradiated wastes of Europe.

By then, it will be known as Eurabia, or in its native tongue: أورابيا

 

[Ookoo Squad]

Fully on board with Alberta separation, for the first time in my life. Doubt it will go anywhere, but we should at least try.